Tim G
@timg.bsky.social
Always buying scratch-offs in the draft lottery
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THURL RAVENSCROFT: ♫ Stink! Stank! Stunk!
THE GRINCH:
THE GRINCH:
December 24, 2023 at 2:39 PM
THURL RAVENSCROFT: ♫ Stink! Stank! Stunk!
THE GRINCH:
THE GRINCH:
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Every actual quote I hear about the sandwich trial is what I imagine the trial of the Hamburglar would sound like when he finally got hit with those RICO charges.
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Every actual quote I hear about the sandwich trial is what I imagine the trial of the Hamburglar would sound like when he finally got hit with those RICO charges.
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Happy Friday to you guys
October 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Happy Friday to you guys
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how your email finds me
October 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
how your email finds me
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[INT: the kitchen of Jackson Hawes: 5 am]
HAWES: Oats
GUY FIERI: Keep it comin
HAWES: Banana
HAWES: Peanut Butter
HAWES: Kale
GUY FIERI: [looks at camera and lowers shades]
HAWES: Oats
GUY FIERI: Keep it comin
HAWES: Banana
HAWES: Peanut Butter
HAWES: Kale
GUY FIERI: [looks at camera and lowers shades]
September 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
[INT: the kitchen of Jackson Hawes: 5 am]
HAWES: Oats
GUY FIERI: Keep it comin
HAWES: Banana
HAWES: Peanut Butter
HAWES: Kale
GUY FIERI: [looks at camera and lowers shades]
HAWES: Oats
GUY FIERI: Keep it comin
HAWES: Banana
HAWES: Peanut Butter
HAWES: Kale
GUY FIERI: [looks at camera and lowers shades]
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you busy? the monolith from 2001 A Space Odyssey is here. it wants us to—yeah, beat each other to death with bones
March 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
you busy? the monolith from 2001 A Space Odyssey is here. it wants us to—yeah, beat each other to death with bones
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September 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Me: what’s the most effective and simple move in a fight
BONG JOON HO, LOUDLY: gotta be the two foot drop kick out of nowhere
BONG JOON HO, LOUDLY: gotta be the two foot drop kick out of nowhere
September 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Me: what’s the most effective and simple move in a fight
BONG JOON HO, LOUDLY: gotta be the two foot drop kick out of nowhere
BONG JOON HO, LOUDLY: gotta be the two foot drop kick out of nowhere
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Thinking about him
September 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Thinking about him
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POSTGAME REPORT: I will never die and will sleep when I'm dead
September 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
POSTGAME REPORT: I will never die and will sleep when I'm dead
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I truly believe Josh Allen could shake off a sack from Godzilla and throw a 40 yard dart down the sideline
September 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I truly believe Josh Allen could shake off a sack from Godzilla and throw a 40 yard dart down the sideline
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Watching the Bills
September 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Watching the Bills
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Double plus biggie Moon outside tonight, hell yeah it’s nights in White satin season
September 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Double plus biggie Moon outside tonight, hell yeah it’s nights in White satin season
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Local Oaf Not Sure What Part Of Counter You Order At
https://theonion.com/local-oaf-not-sure-what-part-of-counter-you-order-at-1819577026/
https://theonion.com/local-oaf-not-sure-what-part-of-counter-you-order-at-1819577026/
August 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Local Oaf Not Sure What Part Of Counter You Order At
https://theonion.com/local-oaf-not-sure-what-part-of-counter-you-order-at-1819577026/
https://theonion.com/local-oaf-not-sure-what-part-of-counter-you-order-at-1819577026/
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23 year old posting: the past lays heavy on my soul, i am cruelly marked by my sins and the future is a waste of dust and fear, there is nothing left but waiting to die
39 year old posting: i love going to da movies
39 year old posting: i love going to da movies
November 27, 2024 at 12:59 AM
23 year old posting: the past lays heavy on my soul, i am cruelly marked by my sins and the future is a waste of dust and fear, there is nothing left but waiting to die
39 year old posting: i love going to da movies
39 year old posting: i love going to da movies
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i wrote about a sculpture that kinda blew my mind, and AI art, and uhhhhh what it's like being a human defector.com/whats-monch-...
What's 'Mönch' Thinking? | Defector
Mönch (Monk) is a solid polyester figure, life-sized and jarringly lifelike in its details, depicting a somewhat gaunt man dressed in roughly Franciscan habit: a floor-length cowled robe, a rope cintu...
defector.com
August 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
i wrote about a sculpture that kinda blew my mind, and AI art, and uhhhhh what it's like being a human defector.com/whats-monch-...
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retrofitting this for sub sandwiches in the fight against tyranny
August 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
retrofitting this for sub sandwiches in the fight against tyranny
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An absurd headline
August 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
An absurd headline
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Sheetz is not here to fuck around
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold up. Sheetz now has SELF POUR nitro cold brew?!
This is a game-changer in the PA convenience store turf wars. Step up your game, Wawa …
Hold up. Sheetz now has SELF POUR nitro cold brew?!
This is a game-changer in the PA convenience store turf wars. Step up your game, Wawa …
August 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Sheetz is not here to fuck around
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This is why I pay for Internet
August 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
This is why I pay for Internet