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I can't be the only person who sees USMNT and sings U. S. MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
June 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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I should note that our Police Chief's opening comment was, "I recently read the Declaration of Independence for the first time"
Portland Police Press conference on the shooting of 2 Portlanders:

-DHS said the victims had been involved with a shooting. Nope!

-But they were def part of Tren de Aragua

-actually no

-But TdA is real and active in Portland

-We can't name single crime TdA has been involved with in this city
January 10, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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Elon Musk is the most prolific child pornographer that has ever lived.
"Paywalled" is the word you're looking for. They didn't turn it off. The only thing that changed is X now explicitly makes money off CSAM.
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery
January 9, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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they want to do insider trading, send out scam emails to raise money to give to their consultant friends, & otherwise just kinda occupy space to prevent things from changing. as far as they even have an opinion about trump hurting poor people and foreigners, it's as an excuse for more scam emails
January 9, 2026 at 8:48 AM
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dem strategy makes no sense. voters don't like how chaotic trump is. media and dumb swing voters just convinced themselves he would be more normal in round 2. when dems downplay trump latest insanity, it cedes ground and creates the impression that what he is doing is within the realm of reason.
January 9, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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No, any citizen with pride in that role and with an understand of what a republic requires should be in the street with every other such citizen.
Rep. Roger Williams: "People need to quit demonstrating, quit yelling at law enforcement, challenging law enforcement, and begin to get civil."
January 9, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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We're at the "Don't go out in public if you have brown skin because you might be murdered or kidnapped" stage of white supremacist fascism.
Minneapolis City Council member Jason Chavez: "Many of our immigrants neighbors are picked up simply by moving their cars. Help your neighbors take out the trash, because there are many reports of neighbors being kidnapped when they're taking their trash out."
January 9, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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imagine watching this and not thinking that this is the whole goddamn reason to even *have* America
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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on the one hand I love the way Ole Miss fans have embraced the T&T flag for Trinidad Chambliss

but not gonna lie every time I see an Ole Miss fan with it there's like .13 seconds where I'm like OH NO
January 9, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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This is literally what they do whenever a Black person is killed by police. No matter how solid the evidence is, they will keep pushing that lie, not just to poison the conversation and make sure the killer walks free, but to reassert the political idea that these people deserve to be killed.
The shooting is shocking enough but the government's response is off the charts when you consider that this incident is forensically documented on video.
January 8, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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If we're doing an economic civil war, then blue states need to prevent their residents from paying federal taxes
Dr Oz threatens to pull Medicaid support for Minnesota: "Sticking to the narrative that's cold in Minnesota -- this is the tip of the iceberg"
January 8, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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Look for the helpers.

Faced with evil, watch for the decent people standing against it.
A friend in Minneapolis just sent me this video. Looks like thousands have come together for a vigil after an ICE agent shot and killed 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good. This was my neighborhood for several years before coming to Portland.
January 8, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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they were always going to defend this. they absolutely fine with the idea of killing anyone who oppose their nazi agenda. they’ve been intentionally advertising to and recruiting far right maniacs in hopes they would escalate this far
Trump: "I have just viewed the clip of the event which took place in Minneapolis. It is a horrible thing to watch. The woman screaming was, obviously, a professional agitator, and the woman driving the car was very disorderly, obstructing and resisting ... "
January 7, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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If Minnesota doesn't do shit about this, we're gonna have DHS and ICE at polling places pointing guns at people in blue cities 2026 while they walk in and out
an actual midterm strategy that republicans are going to rely on in 2026 is bomb threats being called in to dem leaning districts and no one is doing anything about it
January 7, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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“And if all others accepted the lie which the Party imposed – if all records told the same tale – then the lie passed into history and became truth. ‘Who controls the past,’ ran the Party slogan, ‘controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.’”
Newsmax: "ICE agent in hospital after car ramming attack"
January 7, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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You should do what we say, alright. It'd be a shame if something were to happen to your wonderful store
JD Vance: "The way that we control Venezuela is we control the purse strings, we control the energy resources. And we tell the regime, 'You're allowed to sell the oil so long as you serve America's national interests.'"
January 7, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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And nothing will happen. Maybe he'll get a bonus! It would be awesome if just one person faced a consequence. By the way if they let this guy just murder someone and nothing happens, it kind of gives away why Trump wants the military to accept illegal orders! Getting ready for 2028!
BBC is reporting that the same ICE officer who murdered Renee Good was involved in another violent incident in June.
January 7, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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this was also consensus opinion for center-right types after george floyd’s murder five years ago. the state media apparatus will be working overtime the next few weeks to reprogram them
Really worth watching this interview with a bystander who witnessed the ICE shooting in Minneapolis: "I'm pretty right-leaning. But seeing this, this is not how we're supposed to be doing things in America.”
January 8, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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These people will fire and deport you for insufficiently glazing Charlie Kirk but openly celebrate killings against perceived ideological enemies.
January 7, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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The volume and rate at which these people lie—not fudge the numbers or spin—blatantly just make shit up...
Noem: "People need to stop using their vehicles as weapons ... it's clear that it's being coordinated. People are being trained"
January 8, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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the obama admin expanded ICE, the biden admin expanded ICE. not sure just voting blue is helping
The only way we protect ourselves from ICE is by winning the midterms.
January 8, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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ICE has only existed since 2003. A Bush-era creation, it is a militarized federal secret police that has been imbued with the Supreme Court with the unconstitutional power to ignore the fourth amendment.

Abolishing it and salting the earth where it grew is the moderate stance.
June 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Trump wasn't wrong when he said I'M MAGA and MAGA IS ME. They love everything I do and so do I.

10 point bump with the GOP in just a couple weeks
NEW Economist/YouGov
% saying the U.S. should take an active part in world affairs, according to polls conducted [Jan 2-5, 2026 | Dec 20-22, 2025]
U.S. adults 44% | 45%
Democrats 47% | 58%
Independents 34% | 35%
Republicans 55% | 45%
today.yougov.com/politics/art...
January 6, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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Israeli forces continue killing Palestinian children in Gaza despite the ceasefire. A 14-y.o. boy, Hamad, was killed by Israeli tank shelling, according to Al Araby. The killing took place west of the “yellow line,” in an area not under Israeli control.

A day earlier, Israeli airstrikes killed...
January 6, 2026 at 7:22 PM