@thrashiva.bsky.social
Bluesky isn’t real life but it beats the hell out of X so far!
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Happy holidays and stay petty ready
December 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Happy holidays and stay petty ready
I can’t exactly explain why, but this message is giving @stevenraymorris.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I can’t exactly explain why, but this message is giving @stevenraymorris.bsky.social
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I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
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Chris Evans watching through his kitchen window as the truck Disney sent slowly backs up to fill his swimming pool with Scrooge McDuck’s gold.
December 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Chris Evans watching through his kitchen window as the truck Disney sent slowly backs up to fill his swimming pool with Scrooge McDuck’s gold.
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It was the Dunning of tymes. It was the Kruger of tymes.
December 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
It was the Dunning of tymes. It was the Kruger of tymes.
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So everyone's watching the 60 Minutes that was supposed to be banned and everyone who knows how PDFs work can unredact the Epstein files, it's like the Christmas spirit has irony poisoning this year
December 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
So everyone's watching the 60 Minutes that was supposed to be banned and everyone who knows how PDFs work can unredact the Epstein files, it's like the Christmas spirit has irony poisoning this year
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I don't give a single solitary fuck about what happens to Bill Clinton, specifically, but I also want to go on record as saying there is no one, famous or a personal friend, who I hold so dear that if they were a rapist, I would not want that news coming out. Name, shame, prosecute. ALL. OF. THEM.
December 20, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I don't give a single solitary fuck about what happens to Bill Clinton, specifically, but I also want to go on record as saying there is no one, famous or a personal friend, who I hold so dear that if they were a rapist, I would not want that news coming out. Name, shame, prosecute. ALL. OF. THEM.
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I am thinking about resolving to be less helpful in 2026. Just be a real pain in the ass. Across the board
December 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I am thinking about resolving to be less helpful in 2026. Just be a real pain in the ass. Across the board
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I lost my job, my kids have measles, and my town is flooded with cocaine now that Trump pardoned all the traffickers. But at least the State Department is using Times New Roman again.
December 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I lost my job, my kids have measles, and my town is flooded with cocaine now that Trump pardoned all the traffickers. But at least the State Department is using Times New Roman again.
Well I guess #IndianaUniversity needed SOME good publicity…
a woman wearing a blue nike jacket with usa on it
ALT: a woman wearing a blue nike jacket with usa on it
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Well I guess #IndianaUniversity needed SOME good publicity…
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This is violence
Winona Ryder is older than Rue McClanahan was when Golden Girls first aired
November 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
This is violence
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That boundary bag is critical
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
That boundary bag is critical
#pandora has stated running ads for ICE. Folks, you know what to do.
a woman is holding a clipboard and says shut it down
ALT: a woman is holding a clipboard and says shut it down
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
#pandora has stated running ads for ICE. Folks, you know what to do.
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Women being attracted to RFK Jr is how you know heterosexuality is NOT a choice.
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Women being attracted to RFK Jr is how you know heterosexuality is NOT a choice.
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Have a good day and stay petty!
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Have a good day and stay petty!
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you just know all these dipshits wrote the absolute corniest sexts
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
you just know all these dipshits wrote the absolute corniest sexts
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This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
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More from the scene
October 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
More from the scene
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The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.
October 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.
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If I may dril for a moment, you absolutely do not have to give Trump “credit” for anything, ever. The saying does not go “even a broken clock hires its own gestapo”
October 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
If I may dril for a moment, you absolutely do not have to give Trump “credit” for anything, ever. The saying does not go “even a broken clock hires its own gestapo”
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I respect that there are no perfect candidates and purity tests lead to political stasis but also I’d really love it if more politicians could overcome the very minor barrier of “never did Nazi shit”
October 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I respect that there are no perfect candidates and purity tests lead to political stasis but also I’d really love it if more politicians could overcome the very minor barrier of “never did Nazi shit”
Shout-out to all the real ones who still have MS Paint on their Windows taskbar where it belongs 💻🎨
October 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Shout-out to all the real ones who still have MS Paint on their Windows taskbar where it belongs 💻🎨
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People will talk about fighting bears or some other apex predator but I have not seen a human being hold their own against a goose
October 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
People will talk about fighting bears or some other apex predator but I have not seen a human being hold their own against a goose