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The events of the game Half Life 2 really happened to a friend of mine.
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Okay I found the most depressing post
August 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Important first aid tip here.
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Honestly the biggest barrier to going to a gym is that it feels like walking into the 4th year practical exam for a class you didn't attend in a language you don't speak.
January 5, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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The ride never ends
January 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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shinji’s mom
is eva unit one
October 17, 2024 at 3:50 PM
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As we say goodbye to Stranger Things, I bid a fond farewell to its coolest character Eddie Munson, who had already learned to play the entirety of "Master of Puppets" including the solo within a month of its release
January 5, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?

Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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Take care of yourself.
January 5, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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Wifey just informed me about this Japanese gem 草草草
January 5, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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I think the AI angle of this is obscurant. It doesn’t matter that grok is “an AI” whatever you take that to mean. Suppose X hired a team of guys to photoshop the clothes off of women and children whenever anyone asks. That’s functionally identical what happening here. It’s not complicated.
A functional country would shut Grok down permanently. Like, immediately. Right now. Last week. Whatever. Just flip the switch. Obviously.
January 4, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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LMAO
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.

“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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its incredible to read how the regime has to do a hard sell on the oil companies for this. president grandpas 1989 brain does it again. oil is 50 dollars a barrel and the infrastructure is degraded and the situation completely confused and politically volatile. oil ceos not exactly excited. amazing
whatever the real reason for this was by the smart guys, the stated reason for the addled moron in charge is oil. and that's darkly funny considering we don't need it
January 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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so many uk parties push this vacuous idea of "bringing back British pride" ultimately through downplaying our past but can you actually imagine anything more embarrassing than the British present
January 4, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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"You don't sound like you're speaking for an important country, you sound like you're speaking on behalf of a supplicant country who’s afraid of a bigger country.’

@Lewis_Goodall tears Labour’s Darren Jones apart on the UK's utter spinelessness on Venezuela.
January 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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My favourite charity shop purchase of 2025, if not all time. Garfield.
January 4, 2026 at 12:23 PM
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watergate has cast an outsized and almost entirely unearned long shadow on the reputation of political journalism in america. this is like the only area where the uk is spot on culturally in that the reputation of political journalist here is not brave truth teller but billionare thug enforcer
January 4, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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You don't have to listen to these professional liars who are barely trying. 9 months ago they were saying they were powerless to return a man they illegally sent to an El Salvador gulag because it would violate that country's national sovereignty
Vance pushes back and says this was not illegal, arguing "Maduro has multiple indictments in the United States for narcoterrorism. You don't get to avoid justice for drug trafficking in the United States because you live in a palace in Caracas."
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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hmmm. bnugny
December 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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lovely little logic loop here. the left have accurately described reality, but i still think they're wrong, so what if it was somehow in fact the left's describing of reality that perverted history to make them right. quantum politics. no fair, you changed the outcome by measuring it!
I was wondering how this might all turn out to have been my fault
January 4, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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Discworld QOTD, from Snuff

"But what should we do when the highborn and wealthy take to crime? Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?"
Discworld QOTD, from Wyrd Sisters
January 3, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 14
Seele, the Seat of the Soul
Weaving a Story
January 4, 2026 at 4:00 AM