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It’s Popin’ time, mutha fuckers!
May 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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‘Some of the lads are off to watch PSG-Arsenal, we can faff about with the furnace later - you know what an arse-ache it can be.’
May 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I'm your huckleberry
RIP
April 2, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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You may need this today. So, here.
April 1, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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“Cans”
March 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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From @newcastleunited.com on twitter. #NUFC
March 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I've waited a lifetime for this
I still can't believe it #NUFC
March 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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The Muppets already took Manhattan. Idk why they stopped. With their power, they could’ve easily taken many more.
March 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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I’m going to need all of you to do a FAR better job spreading the word about this film when we finally come to cinema screens! 😅
March 13, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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We should tariff podcast equipment by 200%
March 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Ayup❤️
February 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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the best thing about getting older is being injured by sleep
February 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Yes I’m judging you. People who never get your cracked screens fixed
August 10, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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We truly are living through Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
February 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Because you TOTALLY asked for this… and MapQuest has NOTHING better to do…

We’ve granted you exclusive access to a place very dear to our heart: gulfof.mapquest.com

Think of it as the Upside Down but more... minimalist. Pls share so we can behold your genius (or judge you, lovingly) 😘
Gulf Map Generator - MapQuest
Explore and customize your own Gulf region map with our interactive map tool.
gulfof.mapquest.com
February 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Excalibara.
#art #KingArthur
February 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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February 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Today was a rough day, but I'm sure if I stay awake on my phone for another two hours, the day will be much better.
February 7, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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😜
February 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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In the 60s, when the world seemed normal, people dropped acid to make the world seem weird. Now that the world is weird, we drop Prozac to make it seem normal.
February 5, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Suggest you and your buddy walk through some fields and talk for a few hours and they'll all look at you like you're insane. Throw in some golf balls, and everyone's in.
February 4, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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January 13, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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What a cliffhanger. Can’t wait for Nosferathree.
January 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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To me, nothing is funnier than this. Everything competes with scrunched up Kermit
December 2, 2024 at 6:47 AM