MapQuest
@mapquest.com
The OG of online mapping.
Get the app on Android and iOS: lnk.bio/MapQuest
Get the app on Android and iOS: lnk.bio/MapQuest
"I literally showed you the route.”
— Magellan, after one wrong turn"
— Magellan, after one wrong turn"
December 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
"I literally showed you the route.”
— Magellan, after one wrong turn"
— Magellan, after one wrong turn"
Christmas magic is believing the route will be faster this year.
December 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Christmas magic is believing the route will be faster this year.
Respectfully, if Santa needs directions, so do you.
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Respectfully, if Santa needs directions, so do you.
If confidence was fuel, half of you would still be out of gas.
December 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
If confidence was fuel, half of you would still be out of gas.
Your blinker isn’t decorative.
December 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Your blinker isn’t decorative.
We don’t do impulsive rebrands.
Ask the Gulf of Mexico.
Ask the Gulf of Mexico.
December 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
We don’t do impulsive rebrands.
Ask the Gulf of Mexico.
Ask the Gulf of Mexico.
“Too many drivers. Not enough directions.”
— basically the Vanity Fair article in a nutshell.
— basically the Vanity Fair article in a nutshell.
December 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
“Too many drivers. Not enough directions.”
— basically the Vanity Fair article in a nutshell.
— basically the Vanity Fair article in a nutshell.
“It’s about the journey.”
— Someone who has never been stuck behind a tractor
— Someone who has never been stuck behind a tractor
December 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
“It’s about the journey.”
— Someone who has never been stuck behind a tractor
— Someone who has never been stuck behind a tractor
Look, I can handle heartbreak — but black ice? Absolutely not.
December 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Look, I can handle heartbreak — but black ice? Absolutely not.
My intern just asked if I “grew up without internet.”
No, I grew up with dial-up, which is worse.
No, I grew up with dial-up, which is worse.
December 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
My intern just asked if I “grew up without internet.”
No, I grew up with dial-up, which is worse.
No, I grew up with dial-up, which is worse.
All I want for Christmas is to not sit in traffic.
December 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
All I want for Christmas is to not sit in traffic.
Some of you never printed directions to the mall at 4 a.m., and it shows.
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Some of you never printed directions to the mall at 4 a.m., and it shows.
There’s no GPS route for avoiding political conversations at dinner. We checked.
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
There’s no GPS route for avoiding political conversations at dinner. We checked.
You call it “detour.” We call it “the plot twist.”
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
You call it “detour.” We call it “the plot twist.”
Blinkers exist. Use them. This isn’t improv.
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Blinkers exist. Use them. This isn’t improv.
I brake because I want to.
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I brake because I want to.
If you’re tailgating me, I assume it’s because you need directions.
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
If you’re tailgating me, I assume it’s because you need directions.
We were the first app powered by pure audacity.
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
We were the first app powered by pure audacity.
I fold like a professional
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I fold like a professional
They stopped minting pennies, but that crumpled MapQuest page in your glovebox? Immortal.
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
They stopped minting pennies, but that crumpled MapQuest page in your glovebox? Immortal.
"still punk as ****" I whisper as I print my directions
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
"still punk as ****" I whisper as I print my directions
We can’t fix your life, but we can tell you where you missed the turn.
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
We can’t fix your life, but we can tell you where you missed the turn.
I swear our password isn't mapquest
November 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I swear our password isn't mapquest
Turn signals: the original “I care about others” button.
November 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Turn signals: the original “I care about others” button.