Alex Perry
@theperry.bsky.social
Dad to children. Writer. Teacher. Often sarcastic. Lovable grump; lover of semicolons. He/him
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When us Irish folks get shithouse drunk and start cry-singing about some rose of a lass who we’d sell our plow and mule for… this is who we’re singing about
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
When us Irish folks get shithouse drunk and start cry-singing about some rose of a lass who we’d sell our plow and mule for… this is who we’re singing about
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ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
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Since the Democrats worked extra hard to hide who actually supported this, I think the No Kings/Resistance position should be to primary every Democrat unless they publicly call for Schumer's ouster this week
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Since the Democrats worked extra hard to hide who actually supported this, I think the No Kings/Resistance position should be to primary every Democrat unless they publicly call for Schumer's ouster this week
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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i'm about to turn off the texas tech game specifically bc they keep cutting to mahomes in the crowd and he is so physically grotesque
November 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
i'm about to turn off the texas tech game specifically bc they keep cutting to mahomes in the crowd and he is so physically grotesque
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Don't forget that Zohran Mamdani spent his entire campaign standing proudly beside the trans community. He went to trans rights rallies just to show support. He proudly waved trans rights flags without hesitation. He refused to back down in support of trans rights. That makes me happy.
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Don't forget that Zohran Mamdani spent his entire campaign standing proudly beside the trans community. He went to trans rights rallies just to show support. He proudly waved trans rights flags without hesitation. He refused to back down in support of trans rights. That makes me happy.
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Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
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I gotta give it up to the writers tho. If NYC elects a Muslim mayor on the day Dick Cheney died, that is one hell of a slow played story arc. Every time you want to fire 2025's writers room they give you a little narrative resolution as a treat.
November 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I gotta give it up to the writers tho. If NYC elects a Muslim mayor on the day Dick Cheney died, that is one hell of a slow played story arc. Every time you want to fire 2025's writers room they give you a little narrative resolution as a treat.
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Risky link but worth the click
Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'.
Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.
[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]
Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.
[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]
November 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Risky link but worth the click
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shit, that's top shelf bluesky
November 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
shit, that's top shelf bluesky
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She's a god tier troll
November 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
She's a god tier troll
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On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable
November 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable
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Do you know the reason Undertaker and CM Punk had heat in 2009?
Well, Michelle McCool’s got you covered🩳
Well, Michelle McCool’s got you covered🩳
October 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Do you know the reason Undertaker and CM Punk had heat in 2009?
Well, Michelle McCool’s got you covered🩳
Well, Michelle McCool’s got you covered🩳
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She is an absolute sicko (complimentary)
October 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
She is an absolute sicko (complimentary)
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This just…. I…Steve please
October 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM
This just…. I…Steve please
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check out this absolutely terrifying ancient babylonian lullaby
October 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
check out this absolutely terrifying ancient babylonian lullaby
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this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters
October 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters
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This Tumblr user summarizes something I've been feeling/doing lately. Against everything going on, it somehow feels helpful.
October 2, 2025 at 12:47 PM
This Tumblr user summarizes something I've been feeling/doing lately. Against everything going on, it somehow feels helpful.
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An actual hot take: Too many authors are afraid of editors watering down their voice or whatever and not afraid enough of editors letting you put any old slop on the page.
October 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
An actual hot take: Too many authors are afraid of editors watering down their voice or whatever and not afraid enough of editors letting you put any old slop on the page.
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It is amazing how much the brain does when you tell it to take a break and go on a walk.
When I struggled with something writing-wise I take a walk. And 100% of the time I end up figuring out the solution. I would never, ever, ever, ask a machine to do that for me. Wtf.
The only correct take on a fundamentally anti-human technology.
October 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It is amazing how much the brain does when you tell it to take a break and go on a walk.
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It's very telling that — of all the things they could have created — they jumped straight to reducing famous, powerful women flirtation tools without their consent.
Exclusive: Meta has appropriated the names and likenesses of celebrities — including Taylor Swift, Scarlett Johansson, Anne Hathaway and Selena Gomez — to create dozens of flirty social-media chatbots without their permission, Reuters has found reut.rs/3JWb00R
Exclusive: Meta created flirty chatbots of Taylor Swift, other celebrities without permission
Meta has appropriated the names and likenesses of celebrities – including Taylor Swift, Scarlett Johansson, Anne Hathaway and Selena Gomez – to create dozens of flirty social-media chatbots without their permission, Reuters has found.
reut.rs
October 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
It's very telling that — of all the things they could have created — they jumped straight to reducing famous, powerful women flirtation tools without their consent.