The Loo of Bluesky
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The Louvre is shut down but we are still open.
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ME: (became the dalai lama through a looney tunes-esque series of events) you truly cannot stop a bitch who loves a soft cheese
THE PANCHEN LAMA: (loading a revolver) ah. so true bestie
THE PANCHEN LAMA: (loading a revolver) ah. so true bestie
July 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
ME: (became the dalai lama through a looney tunes-esque series of events) you truly cannot stop a bitch who loves a soft cheese
THE PANCHEN LAMA: (loading a revolver) ah. so true bestie
THE PANCHEN LAMA: (loading a revolver) ah. so true bestie
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>look
You are sinking into a pit of RADIOACTIVE OOZE. You are already submerged past the knees as it bubbles.
>squirm
Sorry, I don't recognize the action "squirm".
>writhe
Sorry, I don't recognize the action "writhe".
>thrash
Sorry, I don't recognize the action "thrash".
>jerk
You begin JERKING OFF.
You are sinking into a pit of RADIOACTIVE OOZE. You are already submerged past the knees as it bubbles.
>squirm
Sorry, I don't recognize the action "squirm".
>writhe
Sorry, I don't recognize the action "writhe".
>thrash
Sorry, I don't recognize the action "thrash".
>jerk
You begin JERKING OFF.
July 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
>look
You are sinking into a pit of RADIOACTIVE OOZE. You are already submerged past the knees as it bubbles.
>squirm
Sorry, I don't recognize the action "squirm".
>writhe
Sorry, I don't recognize the action "writhe".
>thrash
Sorry, I don't recognize the action "thrash".
>jerk
You begin JERKING OFF.
You are sinking into a pit of RADIOACTIVE OOZE. You are already submerged past the knees as it bubbles.
>squirm
Sorry, I don't recognize the action "squirm".
>writhe
Sorry, I don't recognize the action "writhe".
>thrash
Sorry, I don't recognize the action "thrash".
>jerk
You begin JERKING OFF.
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Avoiding eye contact with Anubis as I take my heart over to the self-checkout area
July 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Avoiding eye contact with Anubis as I take my heart over to the self-checkout area
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a lotta yall still dont get it
orc holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single orc
so if you have 1 orc and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new orcs
Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Orc City and Elvish Kings
orc holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single orc
so if you have 1 orc and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new orcs
Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Orc City and Elvish Kings
July 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
a lotta yall still dont get it
orc holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single orc
so if you have 1 orc and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new orcs
Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Orc City and Elvish Kings
orc holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single orc
so if you have 1 orc and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new orcs
Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Orc City and Elvish Kings
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(Anthony Bourdain voiceover) Orc City is a dogshit town with all the ambiance of a Ramones outtake, and I just can’t get enough of it. The constant din, the free flowing flagons of grog, and the roast squig. Dear god, the roast squig.
July 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
(Anthony Bourdain voiceover) Orc City is a dogshit town with all the ambiance of a Ramones outtake, and I just can’t get enough of it. The constant din, the free flowing flagons of grog, and the roast squig. Dear god, the roast squig.
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ORC CITY BABY GREATEST CITY IN DA WOILD LET’S GO MEATS
July 5, 2025 at 12:48 PM
ORC CITY BABY GREATEST CITY IN DA WOILD LET’S GO MEATS
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beaver garden: when you're here you're damily
July 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
beaver garden: when you're here you're damily
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Your mating call cannot be completed as dialed.
July 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Your mating call cannot be completed as dialed.
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smacking the end of your sounding rod with a comically large ACME mallet
July 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
smacking the end of your sounding rod with a comically large ACME mallet
rip
July 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
rip
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(pirate from chicago at a birthday party) i brought dubloons 🎈
July 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
(pirate from chicago at a birthday party) i brought dubloons 🎈
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slatted sunlight through Venetian blinds illuminates my private detective office in stark contrast as I ram home the aeropress plunger on my third decaf of the day. frisking my jacket pockets, I pull out a plastic packet and shake its contents onto my desk. only four Haribo Goldbears left. no reds
December 30, 2024 at 9:37 PM
slatted sunlight through Venetian blinds illuminates my private detective office in stark contrast as I ram home the aeropress plunger on my third decaf of the day. frisking my jacket pockets, I pull out a plastic packet and shake its contents onto my desk. only four Haribo Goldbears left. no reds
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You: Have you checked out slambook.antarctica, the orbs light up green when your Enemies are Plotting Against You
Me: (clearly holding my breath trying to die)
Me: (clearly holding my breath trying to die)
July 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
You: Have you checked out slambook.antarctica, the orbs light up green when your Enemies are Plotting Against You
Me: (clearly holding my breath trying to die)
Me: (clearly holding my breath trying to die)
The Louvre is shut down but we are still open.
July 4, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The Louvre is shut down but we are still open.
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I stayed up nights for years programming Waymos to feel pain but it was worth it
June 9, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I stayed up nights for years programming Waymos to feel pain but it was worth it
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kate bush running past sisyphus
December 23, 2024 at 4:13 AM
kate bush running past sisyphus
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*rubs genie’s lamp*
*nothing happens*
*rubs it again*
voice for inside lamp: almost there…
*nothing happens*
*rubs it again*
voice for inside lamp: almost there…
June 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
*rubs genie’s lamp*
*nothing happens*
*rubs it again*
voice for inside lamp: almost there…
*nothing happens*
*rubs it again*
voice for inside lamp: almost there…
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*running with the troops*
🗣️I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD~!
🗣️SURGEON GOT ME AN EXTRA HOLE~!
🗣️I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD~!
🗣️SURGEON GOT ME AN EXTRA HOLE~!
June 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM
*running with the troops*
🗣️I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD~!
🗣️SURGEON GOT ME AN EXTRA HOLE~!
🗣️I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD~!
🗣️SURGEON GOT ME AN EXTRA HOLE~!
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dunning kroger effect is when yuo think youre a better grocery store than you are
June 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
dunning kroger effect is when yuo think youre a better grocery store than you are
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dress for the job you want (cowboy at dolly's stampede)
June 7, 2025 at 6:59 AM
dress for the job you want (cowboy at dolly's stampede)
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Sean Bean in National Treasure 3: Amend This
I actually have the real original constitution and it’s where I toilet trained my dog and there’s nothing Americans can do about it because they’re cowards
May 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Sean Bean in National Treasure 3: Amend This