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This year's unique ornament comes from a little shop in downtown Glendale called Cactus VHS. @techconnectify.bsky.social and @cathoderaydude.bsky.social would be proud
December 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This year's unique ornament comes from a little shop in downtown Glendale called Cactus VHS. @techconnectify.bsky.social and @cathoderaydude.bsky.social would be proud
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broke: our delicate culture is at constant risk of disappearing under the slightest demographic pressure
woke: you don't even have to live here to get fully assimilated
woke: you don't even have to live here to get fully assimilated
December 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
broke: our delicate culture is at constant risk of disappearing under the slightest demographic pressure
woke: you don't even have to live here to get fully assimilated
woke: you don't even have to live here to get fully assimilated
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
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I think an awareness that the right is perceived as parochial and contemptible is a deep grievance motivating populist nationalism, and explains hostility to immigration, international students, &c at least as powerfully as simple racism does.
December 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I think an awareness that the right is perceived as parochial and contemptible is a deep grievance motivating populist nationalism, and explains hostility to immigration, international students, &c at least as powerfully as simple racism does.
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Hegseth has the demeanor of a man who genuinely believes slicked-back hair and a macho jawline makes him bulletproof and untouchable. The kind of man who was built to break down crying as the harshest possible sentence is handed down
December 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Hegseth has the demeanor of a man who genuinely believes slicked-back hair and a macho jawline makes him bulletproof and untouchable. The kind of man who was built to break down crying as the harshest possible sentence is handed down
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Loving this Larry Summers arc where he’s like, wow taking a step back from leadership now that I found out about my own behavior which I have had access to at all times
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Loving this Larry Summers arc where he’s like, wow taking a step back from leadership now that I found out about my own behavior which I have had access to at all times
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"Microsoft warns that Windows 11's agentic AI could install malware on your PC: 'Only enable this feature if you understand the security implications.'"
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"Microsoft warns that Windows 11's agentic AI could install malware on your PC: 'Only enable this feature if you understand the security implications.'"
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
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what if Putin has pictures of Trump blowing Bill Clinton but never released them because they’re actually very touching and tender and his heart felt moved by it
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
what if Putin has pictures of Trump blowing Bill Clinton but never released them because they’re actually very touching and tender and his heart felt moved by it
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CNN: Trump in Epstein files
NBC: Trump in Epstein files
ABC: Trump in Epstein files
FOX:
NBC: Trump in Epstein files
ABC: Trump in Epstein files
FOX:
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
CNN: Trump in Epstein files
NBC: Trump in Epstein files
ABC: Trump in Epstein files
FOX:
NBC: Trump in Epstein files
ABC: Trump in Epstein files
FOX:
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Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.
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The thing about Mamdani is that he’s so normal and so many people are so weird about him. And it becomes really hard to miss the fact it’s mostly because he’s Muslim
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The thing about Mamdani is that he’s so normal and so many people are so weird about him. And it becomes really hard to miss the fact it’s mostly because he’s Muslim
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I’m sorry, Mom, I can’t help you at your house today; I’m too busy watching unhinged Minecraft content on TikTok.
November 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I’m sorry, Mom, I can’t help you at your house today; I’m too busy watching unhinged Minecraft content on TikTok.
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someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives
November 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives
“The Andrew formerly known as Prince”…is this anything?
October 31, 2025 at 12:52 AM
“The Andrew formerly known as Prince”…is this anything?
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LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles including “Andrew”, curse him to wander the Earth as “the nameless one”
October 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles including “Andrew”, curse him to wander the Earth as “the nameless one”
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
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Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same
October 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same
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i hope they build it exactly like this
He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
October 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
i hope they build it exactly like this
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Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
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National Guardsman Awakes Screaming From Nightmare About Americans Going About Daily Lives
National Guardsman Awakes Screaming From Nightmare About Americans Going About Daily Lives
FORT WORTH, TX—Catching his breath and wiping the sweat from his brow after he realized it was all just a bad dream, Texas National Guard member Jason Ringgold reportedly woke up screaming at 3 a.m. T...
theonion.com
October 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
National Guardsman Awakes Screaming From Nightmare About Americans Going About Daily Lives
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Everything Worse
@walshfreedom.bsky.social I thought you'd want to see this. People are waking up. I hope it's more numerous than that. But it looks like we're seeing people starting to wake up.
October 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Everything Worse
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The value proposition of Gavin Newsom is basically that one tweet about “I’m tired of feeling like I’m doing my solemn harm reduction duty when I vote. I want to feel what republicans get to feel. I want a president that is liberal and evil.”
October 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The value proposition of Gavin Newsom is basically that one tweet about “I’m tired of feeling like I’m doing my solemn harm reduction duty when I vote. I want to feel what republicans get to feel. I want a president that is liberal and evil.”