Harry Simpson
@thehasbo.bsky.social
I got overexcited and followed too many people on here. Now I'm unfolding loads and feel bad.
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There’s an advert for Amazon music where a son interrupts their mother cooking the Christmas dinner to be like “I made you a playlist” and if anyone ever interrupted me while I was in the maelstrom of making a roast I would not be held legally responsible for my actions
December 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
There’s an advert for Amazon music where a son interrupts their mother cooking the Christmas dinner to be like “I made you a playlist” and if anyone ever interrupted me while I was in the maelstrom of making a roast I would not be held legally responsible for my actions
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![[Scene is a JOB INTERVIEW. The bosses taking the interview are FATHER and MOTHER CHRISTMAS. In the chair across the desk from is the interviewee: RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER, sitting legs crossed. Rudolph is effusive and expressive with his hands / hooves.]
RUDOLPH:
...and in addition to my sleigh-pulling experience, l just genuinely love working with other reindeer. I mean I'm a real 'reindeer reindeer' you know? Haha!
FATHER CHRISTMAS [Looking delighted]:
Wonderful! Well, I think we've found our candidate...
So, uh...
Rudolph with your nose so bright...
...won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
[A chilly pause. We focus on Rudolph, who folds his arms, looks away in silent fury, his nose casting light about the room as he does so. He drags his eyes back to Father Christmas, his expression now of pure, cold contempt.]
RUDOLPH:
So this is about my nose.
FATHER CHRISTMAS:
One of my bulbs has gone.
RUDOLPH:
Go to Halfords!
FATHER CHRISTMAS:
It's closed till Tuesday.
RUDOLPH:
No, right, OK... I get it... this is like a narrative thing for you, isn't it?
[Rolling his eyes, gesticulating, getting more angry as he begins to rant]:
Like...powerful white male saves the shunned outsider by making a gimmick of their difference?
[We see Father and Mother Christmas looking awkward, a bit scared, askance at each other]
RUDOLPH:
So in your head, what, like, the other reindeer who've bullied me my whole life will suddenly start respecting Mr Fog Lamp up front?
[Rudolph is waving his hooves now]
I mean, I notice you haven't interviewed my AUNTY for this job. Rita the Red-Arsed Reindeer? She applied!
Her nose is even brighter than mine, but because the disease has spread to her ARSE she's not the right KIND of diversity mascot...
[Finally Rudolph stands up, knocking his chair backwards. Father Christmas looks shocked, Mother Christmas looks terrified.]
RUDOLPH:
This is BULLSHIT!
FATHER CHRISTMAS:
SECURITY...!
[A little Elf enters to tackle Rudolph]
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It turns out that obscure internet wishes can come true. Just go to someone's event, go on stage to nag them, and then pay them a very reasonable monthly fee. And hope they're in the right mood for it.
I quite enjoyed building this for @thehasbo.bsky.social who promised to join my Patreon if I revived it.
If there's something I could build that would make YOU join my Patreon, something new, or reviving an old thing. Do tell me and I'll think about it. www.patreon.com/b3ta
If there's something I could build that would make YOU join my Patreon, something new, or reviving an old thing. Do tell me and I'll think about it. www.patreon.com/b3ta
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December 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It turns out that obscure internet wishes can come true. Just go to someone's event, go on stage to nag them, and then pay them a very reasonable monthly fee. And hope they're in the right mood for it.
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I quite enjoyed building this for @thehasbo.bsky.social who promised to join my Patreon if I revived it.
If there's something I could build that would make YOU join my Patreon, something new, or reviving an old thing. Do tell me and I'll think about it. www.patreon.com/b3ta
If there's something I could build that would make YOU join my Patreon, something new, or reviving an old thing. Do tell me and I'll think about it. www.patreon.com/b3ta
Get more from B3ta on Patreon
creating B3ta newsletter
www.patreon.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I quite enjoyed building this for @thehasbo.bsky.social who promised to join my Patreon if I revived it.
If there's something I could build that would make YOU join my Patreon, something new, or reviving an old thing. Do tell me and I'll think about it. www.patreon.com/b3ta
If there's something I could build that would make YOU join my Patreon, something new, or reviving an old thing. Do tell me and I'll think about it. www.patreon.com/b3ta
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*It’s cold outside
*Friends gather for a meal together
*Everyone is thinking about a very special little baby
*An important visitor comes in through the ventilation system
Alien is a Christmas movie
*Friends gather for a meal together
*Everyone is thinking about a very special little baby
*An important visitor comes in through the ventilation system
Alien is a Christmas movie
December 10, 2024 at 10:00 PM
*It’s cold outside
*Friends gather for a meal together
*Everyone is thinking about a very special little baby
*An important visitor comes in through the ventilation system
Alien is a Christmas movie
*Friends gather for a meal together
*Everyone is thinking about a very special little baby
*An important visitor comes in through the ventilation system
Alien is a Christmas movie
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Problem: you have two left wing parties in British politics.
Solution: start a new left wing party to unify the movement
Problem: you now have four left wing parties in British politics
Solution: start a new left wing party to unify the movement
Problem: you now have four left wing parties in British politics
November 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Problem: you have two left wing parties in British politics.
Solution: start a new left wing party to unify the movement
Problem: you now have four left wing parties in British politics
Solution: start a new left wing party to unify the movement
Problem: you now have four left wing parties in British politics
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Hamas ✅
Hezbollah ✅
Zarah Sultana ❌
Hezbollah ✅
Zarah Sultana ❌
Jeremy Corbyn declines to call Zarah Sultana a friend as Your Party holds first conference
Jeremy Corbyn declines to call Zarah Sultana a friend as Your Party holds first conference
Jeremy Corbyn has declined to say his Your Party co-founder Zarah Sultana is a friend as supporters of the new grouping gather in Liverpool.
news.sky.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Hamas ✅
Hezbollah ✅
Zarah Sultana ❌
Hezbollah ✅
Zarah Sultana ❌
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In the league since the start of October, David Raya has twice as many clean sheets (4) as saves (2).
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
In the league since the start of October, David Raya has twice as many clean sheets (4) as saves (2).
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This is a work of art
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
This is a work of art
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People should state exact times for when to arrive or meet. If you say come for 7:30/8:00 what does that mean? Just say come at 8:00. This makes it clear for everyone.
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
People should state exact times for when to arrive or meet. If you say come for 7:30/8:00 what does that mean? Just say come at 8:00. This makes it clear for everyone.
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A3 Frankenstein prints are here, I've got two spare (of seven in the world) if you want one DM me now.
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
A3 Frankenstein prints are here, I've got two spare (of seven in the world) if you want one DM me now.
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gasping for air here oh my god
I'm fucking cryinj
Worst hold music ever?
YouTube video by Unreasonable Steev
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
gasping for air here oh my god
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The Guardian's fundraising department should hive off the actual reporting from the rest of the publication. Personally, I can't stand many of their columnists, so struggle to donate. But I do realise their news gathering and writing is vitally important.
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The Guardian's fundraising department should hive off the actual reporting from the rest of the publication. Personally, I can't stand many of their columnists, so struggle to donate. But I do realise their news gathering and writing is vitally important.
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November 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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It’s live!
Please do buy a copy if you can, I’ve put a lot of work into making it a nice object and the programs are genuinely fun and/or impressive
Please do buy a copy if you can, I’ve put a lot of work into making it a nice object and the programs are genuinely fun and/or impressive
🚀 NEW MAGAZINE ⌨️
Back in the ’80s there were printed mags of BASIC programs to type in, we’ve brought that back but for web pages!
10 amazing games, toys, puzzles and utilities, no coding knowledge needed
vole.wtf/doctype/
Back in the ’80s there were printed mags of BASIC programs to type in, we’ve brought that back but for web pages!
10 amazing games, toys, puzzles and utilities, no coding knowledge needed
vole.wtf/doctype/
DOCTYPE magazine 🚀⌨️
’80s BASIC type-in mags are back, but this time for HTML!
vole.wtf
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
It’s live!
Please do buy a copy if you can, I’ve put a lot of work into making it a nice object and the programs are genuinely fun and/or impressive
Please do buy a copy if you can, I’ve put a lot of work into making it a nice object and the programs are genuinely fun and/or impressive
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Wife has gone out to a 'tofu cookery masterclass'. Hoping she's really having an affair.
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Wife has gone out to a 'tofu cookery masterclass'. Hoping she's really having an affair.
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Jeff Stelling ranting about "44 days of Christmas adverts!"
Nothing about 365 days of betting adverts.
Nothing about 365 days of betting adverts.
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Jeff Stelling ranting about "44 days of Christmas adverts!"
Nothing about 365 days of betting adverts.
Nothing about 365 days of betting adverts.
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This is fantastic
Good morning 😊
Yes, Sir Clive hated that the Spectrum was popular because of the games and a C5 could never go this fast, but I had a lot of fun making this tribute to Sir Clive Sinclair ZX Spectrum 👍
Animation made in Blender, sountrack made in Studio one
#zxspectrum #retrogaming #8bitgaming
Yes, Sir Clive hated that the Spectrum was popular because of the games and a C5 could never go this fast, but I had a lot of fun making this tribute to Sir Clive Sinclair ZX Spectrum 👍
Animation made in Blender, sountrack made in Studio one
#zxspectrum #retrogaming #8bitgaming
November 7, 2025 at 9:12 AM
This is fantastic
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Hey folks, we've been nominated for Best Fan Media (Fran Merida) at the FSA Awards 2025.
If you could take the time to give us a vote, that'd be very much appreciated 🙏
Also vote Dec and Lotte too ;)
www.surveymonkey.com/r/fsa-awards...
If you could take the time to give us a vote, that'd be very much appreciated 🙏
Also vote Dec and Lotte too ;)
www.surveymonkey.com/r/fsa-awards...
The FSA Awards 2025
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November 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Hey folks, we've been nominated for Best Fan Media (Fran Merida) at the FSA Awards 2025.
If you could take the time to give us a vote, that'd be very much appreciated 🙏
Also vote Dec and Lotte too ;)
www.surveymonkey.com/r/fsa-awards...
If you could take the time to give us a vote, that'd be very much appreciated 🙏
Also vote Dec and Lotte too ;)
www.surveymonkey.com/r/fsa-awards...
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Not sure who will win out in the New York mayoralty, but I'm hearing some *very* confident noises from Susan Hall's team.
November 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Not sure who will win out in the New York mayoralty, but I'm hearing some *very* confident noises from Susan Hall's team.
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Wesley Fofana has more points on his licence than Chelsea have earned when he starts for the Blues in the Premier League (46).
Chelsea have spoken with Wesley Fofana after he pleaded guilty to dangerous driving and ordered to do 300 hours of unpaid community service.
The club do not get involved in all of their players’ issues but felt it was important to speak to Fofana.
📝 @sjohnsonsport.bsky.social
🔗 bit.ly/3JLJG5T
The club do not get involved in all of their players’ issues but felt it was important to speak to Fofana.
📝 @sjohnsonsport.bsky.social
🔗 bit.ly/3JLJG5T
November 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Wesley Fofana has more points on his licence than Chelsea have earned when he starts for the Blues in the Premier League (46).
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Not a bad start for the manifesto pledge on affordable homes.
November 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Not a bad start for the manifesto pledge on affordable homes.
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Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻
Enter if you dare...🚪
Enter if you dare...🚪
October 31, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻
Enter if you dare...🚪
Enter if you dare...🚪
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"You're not paying them to come you're paying them to leave"
No I'm paying them to act like they came
No I'm paying them to act like they came
October 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
"You're not paying them to come you're paying them to leave"
No I'm paying them to act like they came
No I'm paying them to act like they came