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Cyriak
@cyriak.bsky.social
animator of weird stuff.

If you need to contact me directly here's my email:
https://cyriak.co.uk/animation/contact/

https://www.youtube.com/user/cyriak
Have scientists ever done a serious study of whether animals also do that funny little dance we do on the pavement? The one where two people keep stepping to the same side to avoid crashing into each other? I'm wondering if that could be the one thing that truly separates us from the animals..
January 5, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Seeing as its now 2026, here are some predictions for the year 2126, 100 years into the future...🧙🔮
1. Deltron will finally zanflate the chronosphere
2. Grumto will be in every plob
3. Floating belldingles
4. Compulsory obloids
5. Eternal fart noises will echo through the darkness
January 2, 2026 at 11:51 AM
when i was a kid, 2025 was the furthest into the future I could ever imagine myself existing. So i guess tomorrow i will be stepping into the abyss.
December 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Finished building my lego santa
December 31, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Dreamt an important fact last night: you must never use a sponge on a horse, no matter how soggy your horse might be, because the sponge will come alive and burrow into the horse and live there like a parasite. Hope this information is useful
December 23, 2025 at 10:31 AM
somehow i've only just noticed that i pronounce "can" and "can't" completely differently for no reason whatsoever. Whats up with that nonsense?
December 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Seeing as its christmas and steam sale time I figured I should recommend some games I enjoyed this year, even though they are mostly of the old school shooty bang bang variety that nobody else likes. I've probably mentioned all these before so feel free to ignore this
December 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Reposted by Cyriak
Coming next year... youtu.be/uJJ21ykw80s?...
New Footage Found
YouTube video by Digitiser
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December 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
whats going on with big stuff? There's huge, giant and enormous, and then there's ginormous and humongous, but what about gimongous and hunormous? Gigantic sounds bigger than all of them, but we could have gigantimongous if we wanted. I don't think anything could be bigger than that.
December 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Christmas shopping at tescos
December 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
This is the good shit ⤵️
December 18, 2025 at 12:32 PM
a million years from now scientists will find a layer in the geological record made entirely of christmas cards i leave standing on a shelf all year until stray air currents eventually knock them over and I put next year's cards on top of them
December 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Saw a car today with door handles that disappeared into the door when it pulled away. My 1st thought was "oh, that's a bit fancy." My 2nd thought was "if that stopped working there is no way I would ever bother getting it fixed."
December 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
December 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I woke up in the middle of the night with an image burned into my mind that heralded the coming of the end-times. I have re-created this image to the best of my memory, though looking at it now I dunno if it inspires the same feeling of dread as it did at 3 in the morning..
December 15, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I bloody love writing. I spent yesterday writing a single paragraph, crafting each sentence like a piece of antique furniture, building a 4 dimensional puzzle out of words and feelings. And today I rewrote it because it was a bit shit. Already looking forward to doing it again tomorrow.
December 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Happy birthday Doom! As usual the cacowards are overflowing with a crazy amount of new doom stuff. If you like doom and want more doom then here you go
Happy Hellidays and a Merry Anti-Christmas to you all! The 2025 Cacowards are live. Read about all of this year's best content for Doom. Special thanks to our guest artist, the incredibly talented, @xous54.bsky.social.

www.doomworld.com/cacowards/2025
December 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
"imagine if men could 3d-print stuff using their dicks!" was an amazing idea i had in a dream last night. Now that I'm awake, I don't think I want to imagine it.
December 5, 2025 at 11:24 AM
This is a work of art
andrewlloydwebsite.com

A collaboration between me, Henry Shitmat, Tim Stone and Dave Rankin
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
There's a particular screwdriver in my cupboard that is only ever used for poking horrible things. The amount of horrible things I've poked with it over the years suggests to me that "horrible thing poking device" is maybe a tool they should be selling in shops
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I was curious what my experiment would look like if the temporal distortion was rotating. Not sure if I would call this a "success", but its definitely a something
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
My dreams last night were completely taken over by Noel Edmonds doing some kind of crime caper. His plan for evading the police was to shave his beard off so no one would recognise him.
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 AM
This is a fun game, if you like geometry wars style twin stick hypnotic visual overload type stuff store.steampowered.com/app/2105620/...
Sektori on Steam
Sektori is an intense, fast paced twin-stick shooter infused with hard hitting techno music. A game where the high-adrenaline gameplay, visuals, and music come together to transport you into another s...
store.steampowered.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Decided to revisit this weird slit-scan style experiment I did years ago
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
This is incredible. They took this picture down, not because its a nightmare ai monstrosity, but because "it looks like immigrants a bit. maybe." Like 2 different strains of insanity colliding and somehow cancelling each other out
It’s the exclusive everyone wanted, the story that will win next year’s Pulitzer…

I can reveal London’s giant AI generated Christmas artwork, the subject of much online mockery, is being torn down - and I honestly *genuinely* think you’ll never guess why. www.londoncentric.media/p/ai-artwork...
London's giant AI artwork to be torn down
The bizarre story of why a much-talked-about creation is being torn down. Plus: Docklands Light Railway extension, giant laser stalks the night sky, and more tales of Android phone theft rejection.
www.londoncentric.media
November 20, 2025 at 11:37 AM