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Please take no offense to what I say

I'm very stupid
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Another morning trying to drink coffee and scroll...
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Who gives better head?

Donald Trump or Taylor Swift?
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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You ever heard of "dummymandering?"

The GOP might be about to find out what that means.

youtube.com/shorts/Zz5cE...
Dummymandering: How gerrymandering could backfire on Republicans
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
It's time for giving
Calico Cut Pants
getcalicocutpants.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
i don't think ollie pop can count
November 5, 2025 at 6:40 AM
My back hurts like a lot it probably shouldn't hurt this much right
November 5, 2025 at 6:37 AM
It's frothy
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
AI and the Trump regime will take us far
Idiocracy | Not Sure
YouTube video by ReplicaPropStore
www.youtube.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Do you know what happens when you fart and orgasm at the same time?

You get kicked out of the fancy restaurant, that’s what happens.
October 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Take me back!
Moss covered cabin in sun dappled forest, the woodland creatures, the never ending screams of villagers anytime they step too close to the threshold of my enchanted garden 🪏 the crisp evening air, the metallic taste of fresh blood from the oubliette, the colours of fallen leaves, the
October 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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I can pick my cat up and sling her on my shoulder and she lets me carry her around and I think about how a raccoon would not let me do that
October 23, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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Under pressure from the White House, college administrators are cracking down hard on the latest dangerous fad sweeping campuses called “learning.”
October 23, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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my weight loss plan is vomiting if I even glance at the news
October 23, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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“hello sharks: stagnant pond water gets a bad rap, but most people don’t realize drinking it can lead to tremendous weight loss…”
October 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Sorry I'm late. My son made me sit criss-cross applesauce, and it took 13 minutes of physical therapy to walk again
October 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
If anyone ever takes a picture of me playing golf at my request just shoot me

That's not me anymore
October 18, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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"Bluesky is too tame"

"Bluesky is too woke"

"Bluesky is too filled with sickos like you posting about how alternating between gooning and semen retention gives you the ability to talk to animals"

MAKE UP YOUR MIND, GOLDILOCKS!!!!
October 18, 2025 at 6:01 AM
omfg we've done this a hundred times over and now it's a problem??
October 18, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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“Horsecock stew? Nope. Not reading any of that”
I think the reason I’ve never been banned is that the mods would have to read my posts to ban me and that’s something they’re just not willing to do
October 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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I'm so sick of rightwing Supreme Court Justices whining that Trump is out of control.
October 18, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I am Cyberdyne

(dunno, marketing shit or whatever)
October 18, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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What people don’t tell you is that when the stock market finally went back up all those folks from the 1920’s jumped back into their windows
October 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Worried my new job would be confusing but everything's pretty cut and dried at the Beef Jerky Factory
October 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM