Machine Pun Kelly
@kellyscaletta.bsky.social
America's Number One Punned-It.
Lifelong Dem. Left my account on Twitter for Bluer Skies. I follow back, but sometimes it takes time.
YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@KellyScaletta
Check out my Whiteboard videos and the Pun Show!
Lifelong Dem. Left my account on Twitter for Bluer Skies. I follow back, but sometimes it takes time.
YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@KellyScaletta
Check out my Whiteboard videos and the Pun Show!
Pinned
BlueSky for Beginners
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
www.youtube.com
I should make this my pined post. Here is a link to all my help videos, starting with the first one.
I've done four in total so far.
1. Intro and basics.
2. More about setting up feeds and lists.
3. 10 Tips and Tools
4. Gain engagement.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_V2...
I've done four in total so far.
1. Intro and basics.
2. More about setting up feeds and lists.
3. 10 Tips and Tools
4. Gain engagement.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_V2...
There are a couple of stray cats who hang out in my backyard a lot.
One is an orange cat with three legs I call Tripod. The other is a Sylvester cat I call Po.
Today, they were walking through and Tripod was having trouble keeping up, so Po would slow down and wait for him. It was so sweet.
One is an orange cat with three legs I call Tripod. The other is a Sylvester cat I call Po.
Today, they were walking through and Tripod was having trouble keeping up, so Po would slow down and wait for him. It was so sweet.
February 11, 2026 at 2:14 AM
There are a couple of stray cats who hang out in my backyard a lot.
One is an orange cat with three legs I call Tripod. The other is a Sylvester cat I call Po.
Today, they were walking through and Tripod was having trouble keeping up, so Po would slow down and wait for him. It was so sweet.
One is an orange cat with three legs I call Tripod. The other is a Sylvester cat I call Po.
Today, they were walking through and Tripod was having trouble keeping up, so Po would slow down and wait for him. It was so sweet.
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Khanna: There were two rounds of redactions. There was the original FBI redactions… and they did a second round of redactions at the DOJ. What they’re showing members now is the unredacted version of the DOJ’s redactions—not the original FBI redactions. They’re in blatant violation of the law.
February 11, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Khanna: There were two rounds of redactions. There was the original FBI redactions… and they did a second round of redactions at the DOJ. What they’re showing members now is the unredacted version of the DOJ’s redactions—not the original FBI redactions. They’re in blatant violation of the law.
Think about it.
February 11, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Think about it.
If I had a dollar for every time Trump's name is in the Epstein files, I would be a millionaire.
February 11, 2026 at 12:31 AM
If I had a dollar for every time Trump's name is in the Epstein files, I would be a millionaire.
Happy Birthday!
- Today is my Birthday!
I have autism and I officially
turn 29 years old. I would like
to receive lots of birthday wishes
from people around the world!
please Share/Like! to help
make my birthday
wish come true! ❤️
I have autism and I officially
turn 29 years old. I would like
to receive lots of birthday wishes
from people around the world!
please Share/Like! to help
make my birthday
wish come true! ❤️
February 11, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Happy Birthday!
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A federal court just upheld California’s law REQUIRING federal agents to identify themselves.
California will keep standing up for civil rights and our democracy.
California will keep standing up for civil rights and our democracy.
February 10, 2026 at 12:55 AM
A federal court just upheld California’s law REQUIRING federal agents to identify themselves.
California will keep standing up for civil rights and our democracy.
California will keep standing up for civil rights and our democracy.
I think I just figured out why MAGA couldn't understand Bad Bunny's show.
MAGA doesn't speak rhythm.
MAGA doesn't speak rhythm.
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I think I just figured out why MAGA couldn't understand Bad Bunny's show.
MAGA doesn't speak rhythm.
MAGA doesn't speak rhythm.
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🚨 RELEASE THE NAMES OF ALL THE CHILD SEXUAL PREDATORS!!! 🚨
February 10, 2026 at 12:06 AM
🚨 RELEASE THE NAMES OF ALL THE CHILD SEXUAL PREDATORS!!! 🚨
Today on the Pun Show I talk about the ape meme, halftime shows and TPS.
www.twitch.tv/kellyscaletta
www.twitch.tv/kellyscaletta
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
February 9, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Today on the Pun Show I talk about the ape meme, halftime shows and TPS.
www.twitch.tv/kellyscaletta
www.twitch.tv/kellyscaletta
I just called Trump an asshole, and then my asshole farted in protest.
February 9, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I just called Trump an asshole, and then my asshole farted in protest.
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‼️Norm Ornstein doesn't pull any punches, Y'all‼️
🎧 When you subscribe, a little b*tch gets her wings🩷wherever you get your podcasts!
youtube.com/shorts/lF2Cr...
#TwoBitchesFromTexas #Podcast
#NormOrnstein
🎧 When you subscribe, a little b*tch gets her wings🩷wherever you get your podcasts!
youtube.com/shorts/lF2Cr...
#TwoBitchesFromTexas #Podcast
#NormOrnstein
Norm Ornstein says Donald Trump is a "cult leader," and some followers are losing faith in him.
YouTube video by 2 Bitches From Texas Podcast
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February 9, 2026 at 6:21 PM
‼️Norm Ornstein doesn't pull any punches, Y'all‼️
🎧 When you subscribe, a little b*tch gets her wings🩷wherever you get your podcasts!
youtube.com/shorts/lF2Cr...
#TwoBitchesFromTexas #Podcast
#NormOrnstein
🎧 When you subscribe, a little b*tch gets her wings🩷wherever you get your podcasts!
youtube.com/shorts/lF2Cr...
#TwoBitchesFromTexas #Podcast
#NormOrnstein
Apparently, Kid Rock forgot to let that sync in.
February 9, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Apparently, Kid Rock forgot to let that sync in.
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“Frederick Douglass didn’t say there were two sides to slavery” — and Ida B. Wells didn’t “interview the lyncher”
Chuck Modiano has a message for today’s journalists
bit.ly/chuckandawkword
Chuck Modiano has a message for today’s journalists
bit.ly/chuckandawkword
February 9, 2026 at 4:35 PM
“Frederick Douglass didn’t say there were two sides to slavery” — and Ida B. Wells didn’t “interview the lyncher”
Chuck Modiano has a message for today’s journalists
bit.ly/chuckandawkword
Chuck Modiano has a message for today’s journalists
bit.ly/chuckandawkword
Watching the halftime show, I watched the couple and could tell they were really in love by the way they looked at each other. I looked it up and sure enough, that was a real wedding. Here's the story.
youtube.com/shorts/NUUL0...
youtube.com/shorts/NUUL0...
The Super Bowl Wedding: When Bad Bunny Made History
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Watching the halftime show, I watched the couple and could tell they were really in love by the way they looked at each other. I looked it up and sure enough, that was a real wedding. Here's the story.
youtube.com/shorts/NUUL0...
youtube.com/shorts/NUUL0...
New England out there scoring like Nick Fuentez in a bar that serves drinks with lids.
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
New England out there scoring like Nick Fuentez in a bar that serves drinks with lids.
I genuinely enjoyed the halftime show, and I don't speak a lick of Spanish. Joy doesn't need translation.
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I genuinely enjoyed the halftime show, and I don't speak a lick of Spanish. Joy doesn't need translation.
But at least he's not some Puerto Rican foreigner.
February 8, 2026 at 11:39 PM
But at least he's not some Puerto Rican foreigner.
Fun fact! Donald Trump's name is mentioned more times in the Epstein files than passing yards both starting quarterbacks in the Super Bowl have in their careers combined.
February 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Fun fact! Donald Trump's name is mentioned more times in the Epstein files than passing yards both starting quarterbacks in the Super Bowl have in their careers combined.
Chicken wings in ranch rub made with buttermilk powder. Brined in fridge 4 hours. The dredged in fresh milled flour and smoked for 90 minutes.
Sauce at the end of the smoke. Then double sauced before serving. Sauce was homemade honey-mango-chipotle sauce.
Sauce at the end of the smoke. Then double sauced before serving. Sauce was homemade honey-mango-chipotle sauce.
February 8, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Chicken wings in ranch rub made with buttermilk powder. Brined in fridge 4 hours. The dredged in fresh milled flour and smoked for 90 minutes.
Sauce at the end of the smoke. Then double sauced before serving. Sauce was homemade honey-mango-chipotle sauce.
Sauce at the end of the smoke. Then double sauced before serving. Sauce was homemade honey-mango-chipotle sauce.
That's like more than 1,000 times for every felony conviction!
Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
February 8, 2026 at 8:56 PM
That's like more than 1,000 times for every felony conviction!
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Evangelical Trump supporters racing home from church (where they talked with fellow parishioners about Trump’s Obamas-as-apes meme being “no big deal”) so they can watch Kid Rock maybe sing his song “Balls in Your Mouth” at the TPUSA “Faith, Family, & Freedom” Halftime Show.
February 8, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Evangelical Trump supporters racing home from church (where they talked with fellow parishioners about Trump’s Obamas-as-apes meme being “no big deal”) so they can watch Kid Rock maybe sing his song “Balls in Your Mouth” at the TPUSA “Faith, Family, & Freedom” Halftime Show.
Today's Super Bowl Special is smoked chicken wings with a buttermilk ranch rub tossed in a homemade honey-mango-chipotle wing sauce and served up in a homemade ranch dip. Pictures forthcoming.
The sauce is ready, and boy is it good.
The sauce is ready, and boy is it good.
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Today's Super Bowl Special is smoked chicken wings with a buttermilk ranch rub tossed in a homemade honey-mango-chipotle wing sauce and served up in a homemade ranch dip. Pictures forthcoming.
The sauce is ready, and boy is it good.
The sauce is ready, and boy is it good.
Government-assisted suicide.
February 8, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Government-assisted suicide.
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Ossoff: We were told that MAGA was for working-class Americans. But this is a government of, by, and for the ultra-rich. It’s the wealthiest Cabinet ever. This is the Epstein class. They are the elites they pretend to hate.
February 7, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Ossoff: We were told that MAGA was for working-class Americans. But this is a government of, by, and for the ultra-rich. It’s the wealthiest Cabinet ever. This is the Epstein class. They are the elites they pretend to hate.