Machine Pun Kelly
@kellyscaletta.bsky.social
America's Number One Punned-It.
Lifelong Dem. Left my account on Twitter for Bluer Skies. I follow back, but sometimes it takes time.
YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@KellyScaletta
Check out my Whiteboard videos and the Pun Show!
Lifelong Dem. Left my account on Twitter for Bluer Skies. I follow back, but sometimes it takes time.
YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@KellyScaletta
Check out my Whiteboard videos and the Pun Show!
Pinned
BlueSky for Beginners
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
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I should make this my pined post. Here is a link to all my help videos, starting with the first one.
I've done four in total so far.
1. Intro and basics.
2. More about setting up feeds and lists.
3. 10 Tips and Tools
4. Gain engagement.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_V2...
I've done four in total so far.
1. Intro and basics.
2. More about setting up feeds and lists.
3. 10 Tips and Tools
4. Gain engagement.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_V2...
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I've been trying to build up my TikTok audience. If you're on TikTok, please give me a follow.
www.tiktok.com/@machine_pun...
www.tiktok.com/@machine_pun...
Machine Pun Kelly's Creator Profile
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December 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I've been trying to build up my TikTok audience. If you're on TikTok, please give me a follow.
www.tiktok.com/@machine_pun...
www.tiktok.com/@machine_pun...
On today's Pun Show, I'll be discussing "Stupider Watergate," and how the Trump Administration did a lot to create this disaster.
I'll be joined by @drharmony.net, who has helped to put together the "Epstein Wiki" a great, neutral collection of all things Epstein.
youtube.com/live/pH9pp7x...
I'll be joined by @drharmony.net, who has helped to put together the "Epstein Wiki" a great, neutral collection of all things Epstein.
youtube.com/live/pH9pp7x...
The Pun Show: Stupider Watergate 📱
Today I'll be joined by one of my favorite people, Resistance Kitty. Kitty has helped to put together a great website, "Epstein Wiki," which has a balanced a...
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December 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
On today's Pun Show, I'll be discussing "Stupider Watergate," and how the Trump Administration did a lot to create this disaster.
I'll be joined by @drharmony.net, who has helped to put together the "Epstein Wiki" a great, neutral collection of all things Epstein.
youtube.com/live/pH9pp7x...
I'll be joined by @drharmony.net, who has helped to put together the "Epstein Wiki" a great, neutral collection of all things Epstein.
youtube.com/live/pH9pp7x...
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Machine Pun Kelly
Trying to find the truth in today's political landscape.
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December 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Today Russia. Tomorrow America.
Nobody should be imprisoned due to their views and opinions. Russia is a shithole. Rapists and murderers run wild, while the prisons are full of people who had a political opinion. There are many reasons to want Russia to fail as a country, this should be at the top.
Russian court sentences pro-war activist and Putin critic to 6 years in prison
A Russian court has sentenced pro-war activist Sergei Udaltsov to six years in prison for justifying terrorism.
apnews.com
December 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Today Russia. Tomorrow America.
Whoever said "There's no such thing as a stupid question" never saw Peter Doocy at a press conference.
December 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Whoever said "There's no such thing as a stupid question" never saw Peter Doocy at a press conference.
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Trump's new NORAD "Santa Tracker" under Pete Hegseth and the "Department of War" was a disaster...
December 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Trump's new NORAD "Santa Tracker" under Pete Hegseth and the "Department of War" was a disaster...
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GOP operatives Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman, convicted election fraudsters, were paid $960,000 in the second quarter to secure a pardon for a former nursing-home operator who defrauded the government of $38 million. Trump pardoned the man, Joseph Schwartz, last month.
Inside the New Fast Track to a Presidential Pardon
Even some of the president’s closest advisers have been surprised by a number of the recent series of pardons.
www.wsj.com
December 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
GOP operatives Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman, convicted election fraudsters, were paid $960,000 in the second quarter to secure a pardon for a former nursing-home operator who defrauded the government of $38 million. Trump pardoned the man, Joseph Schwartz, last month.
Did you hear about the schizophrenic who got so upset he was beside himself?
December 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Did you hear about the schizophrenic who got so upset he was beside himself?
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BREAKING: ICE announces it has detained Santa Clause because he entered the country illegally and without documentation.
"Nobody is above the law," said Pam Bondi, "especially communists who just want to give things away."
"Nobody is above the law," said Pam Bondi, "especially communists who just want to give things away."
December 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
BREAKING: ICE announces it has detained Santa Clause because he entered the country illegally and without documentation.
"Nobody is above the law," said Pam Bondi, "especially communists who just want to give things away."
"Nobody is above the law," said Pam Bondi, "especially communists who just want to give things away."
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How Did DOGE Disrupt So Much While Saving So Little? www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
How Did DOGE Disrupt So Much While Saving So Little?
www.nytimes.com
December 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
How Did DOGE Disrupt So Much While Saving So Little? www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
Do ICE protesters have 2A rights?
Do ICE protesters have 2A rights?
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December 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
All I want for Christmas is to hit 5,000 subscribers on my YouTube channel! www.youtube.com/channel/UCzq...
Machine Pun Kelly
Trying to find the truth in today's political landscape.
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
All I want for Christmas is to hit 5,000 subscribers on my YouTube channel! www.youtube.com/channel/UCzq...
Why didn't the Sandwich Guy injure the federal agent when he threw his sandwich at him?
It didn't have enough mustard on it.
It didn't have enough mustard on it.
December 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Why didn't the Sandwich Guy injure the federal agent when he threw his sandwich at him?
It didn't have enough mustard on it.
It didn't have enough mustard on it.
That there are "negotiations" between Harvard the President is absolutely fucked up.
The sticking point in negotiations between Harvard and the Trump administration appears to be where the payment goes. Harvard wants the entire $500 million to go to workforce development, while the government wants to collect $200 million of the money. The saga goes on.
In Private Letters, Harvard and Trump Administration Escalate Duel
www.nytimes.com
December 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
That there are "negotiations" between Harvard the President is absolutely fucked up.
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The sticking point in negotiations between Harvard and the Trump administration appears to be where the payment goes. Harvard wants the entire $500 million to go to workforce development, while the government wants to collect $200 million of the money. The saga goes on.
In Private Letters, Harvard and Trump Administration Escalate Duel
www.nytimes.com
December 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The sticking point in negotiations between Harvard and the Trump administration appears to be where the payment goes. Harvard wants the entire $500 million to go to workforce development, while the government wants to collect $200 million of the money. The saga goes on.
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I wasn’t a fan of his while he was president of University of Florida, but one of my friends died 37 days after being diagnosed with stage 4 pancreatic cancer so no bad thoughts www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
Ben Sasse Says He Has Terminal Pancreatic Cancer
www.nytimes.com
December 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I wasn’t a fan of his while he was president of University of Florida, but one of my friends died 37 days after being diagnosed with stage 4 pancreatic cancer so no bad thoughts www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
When people ask me how Trump is a fascist. youtube.com/shorts/SlgVg...
Trump's Fascist Tactics
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
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December 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
When people ask me how Trump is a fascist. youtube.com/shorts/SlgVg...
Mrs. Pun says I can't tell MAGAs they roast racoons at their Trailer Park family reunion barbecues anymore.
December 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Mrs. Pun says I can't tell MAGAs they roast racoons at their Trailer Park family reunion barbecues anymore.
December 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Merry Christmas to all of my lovely friends
thank you all for making 2025 a fantastic
year I hope you all have a lovely time! 🎅🏻🎄
thank you all for making 2025 a fantastic
year I hope you all have a lovely time! 🎅🏻🎄
December 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Merry Christmas to all of my lovely friends
thank you all for making 2025 a fantastic
year I hope you all have a lovely time! 🎅🏻🎄
thank you all for making 2025 a fantastic
year I hope you all have a lovely time! 🎅🏻🎄
Amen!
This is an actual ICE video/post. No words. Okay, a few:
That many Trump supporters will go to Christmas Eve services tonight and sing about peace, mercy and loving thy neighbor is peak hypocrisy.
And I don't want to hear any Trump supporter talking about the "War on Christmas" ever again.
That many Trump supporters will go to Christmas Eve services tonight and sing about peace, mercy and loving thy neighbor is peak hypocrisy.
And I don't want to hear any Trump supporter talking about the "War on Christmas" ever again.
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Amen!
Pun show now! youtube.com/live/kiQUJeG...
The Pun Show: Happy Holidays from the Libs! 📱
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
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December 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Pun show now! youtube.com/live/kiQUJeG...