Machine Pun Kelly
@kellyscaletta.bsky.social
America's Number One Punned-It.
Lifelong Dem. Left my account on Twitter for Bluer Skies. I follow back, but sometimes it takes time.
YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@KellyScaletta
Check out my Whiteboard videos and the Pun Show!
Lifelong Dem. Left my account on Twitter for Bluer Skies. I follow back, but sometimes it takes time.
YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@KellyScaletta
Check out my Whiteboard videos and the Pun Show!
Pinned
BlueSky for Beginners
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
www.youtube.com
I should make this my pined post. Here is a link to all my help videos, starting with the first one.
I've done four in total so far.
1. Intro and basics.
2. More about setting up feeds and lists.
3. 10 Tips and Tools
4. Gain engagement.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_V2...
I've done four in total so far.
1. Intro and basics.
2. More about setting up feeds and lists.
3. 10 Tips and Tools
4. Gain engagement.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_V2...
I wish more humans had that much humanity.
February 11, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I wish more humans had that much humanity.
There are a couple of stray cats who hang out in my backyard a lot.
One is an orange cat with three legs I call Tripod. The other is a Sylvester cat I call Po.
Today, they were walking through and Tripod was having trouble keeping up, so Po would slow down and wait for him. It was so sweet.
One is an orange cat with three legs I call Tripod. The other is a Sylvester cat I call Po.
Today, they were walking through and Tripod was having trouble keeping up, so Po would slow down and wait for him. It was so sweet.
February 11, 2026 at 2:14 AM
There are a couple of stray cats who hang out in my backyard a lot.
One is an orange cat with three legs I call Tripod. The other is a Sylvester cat I call Po.
Today, they were walking through and Tripod was having trouble keeping up, so Po would slow down and wait for him. It was so sweet.
One is an orange cat with three legs I call Tripod. The other is a Sylvester cat I call Po.
Today, they were walking through and Tripod was having trouble keeping up, so Po would slow down and wait for him. It was so sweet.
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Khanna: There were two rounds of redactions. There was the original FBI redactions… and they did a second round of redactions at the DOJ. What they’re showing members now is the unredacted version of the DOJ’s redactions—not the original FBI redactions. They’re in blatant violation of the law.
February 11, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Khanna: There were two rounds of redactions. There was the original FBI redactions… and they did a second round of redactions at the DOJ. What they’re showing members now is the unredacted version of the DOJ’s redactions—not the original FBI redactions. They’re in blatant violation of the law.
Think about it.
February 11, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Think about it.
If I had a dollar for every time Trump's name is in the Epstein files, I would be a millionaire.
February 11, 2026 at 12:31 AM
If I had a dollar for every time Trump's name is in the Epstein files, I would be a millionaire.
Happy Birthday!
- Today is my Birthday!
I have autism and I officially
turn 29 years old. I would like
to receive lots of birthday wishes
from people around the world!
please Share/Like! to help
make my birthday
wish come true! ❤️
I have autism and I officially
turn 29 years old. I would like
to receive lots of birthday wishes
from people around the world!
please Share/Like! to help
make my birthday
wish come true! ❤️
February 11, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Happy Birthday!
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A federal court just upheld California’s law REQUIRING federal agents to identify themselves.
California will keep standing up for civil rights and our democracy.
California will keep standing up for civil rights and our democracy.
February 10, 2026 at 12:55 AM
A federal court just upheld California’s law REQUIRING federal agents to identify themselves.
California will keep standing up for civil rights and our democracy.
California will keep standing up for civil rights and our democracy.
I think I just figured out why MAGA couldn't understand Bad Bunny's show.
MAGA doesn't speak rhythm.
MAGA doesn't speak rhythm.
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I think I just figured out why MAGA couldn't understand Bad Bunny's show.
MAGA doesn't speak rhythm.
MAGA doesn't speak rhythm.
It's almost like he thought about it.
February 10, 2026 at 1:18 AM
It's almost like he thought about it.
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🚨 RELEASE THE NAMES OF ALL THE CHILD SEXUAL PREDATORS!!! 🚨
February 10, 2026 at 12:06 AM
🚨 RELEASE THE NAMES OF ALL THE CHILD SEXUAL PREDATORS!!! 🚨
To watch on YouTube: youtube.com/live/7-V2XXx...
The Pun Show: What is the "Temporary" in TPS? 📱
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:01 PM
To watch on YouTube: youtube.com/live/7-V2XXx...
Today on the Pun Show I talk about the ape meme, halftime shows and TPS.
www.twitch.tv/kellyscaletta
www.twitch.tv/kellyscaletta
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
February 9, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Today on the Pun Show I talk about the ape meme, halftime shows and TPS.
www.twitch.tv/kellyscaletta
www.twitch.tv/kellyscaletta
I just called Trump an asshole, and then my asshole farted in protest.
February 9, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I just called Trump an asshole, and then my asshole farted in protest.
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‼️Norm Ornstein doesn't pull any punches, Y'all‼️
🎧 When you subscribe, a little b*tch gets her wings🩷wherever you get your podcasts!
youtube.com/shorts/lF2Cr...
#TwoBitchesFromTexas #Podcast
#NormOrnstein
🎧 When you subscribe, a little b*tch gets her wings🩷wherever you get your podcasts!
youtube.com/shorts/lF2Cr...
#TwoBitchesFromTexas #Podcast
#NormOrnstein
Norm Ornstein says Donald Trump is a "cult leader," and some followers are losing faith in him.
YouTube video by 2 Bitches From Texas Podcast
youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:21 PM
‼️Norm Ornstein doesn't pull any punches, Y'all‼️
🎧 When you subscribe, a little b*tch gets her wings🩷wherever you get your podcasts!
youtube.com/shorts/lF2Cr...
#TwoBitchesFromTexas #Podcast
#NormOrnstein
🎧 When you subscribe, a little b*tch gets her wings🩷wherever you get your podcasts!
youtube.com/shorts/lF2Cr...
#TwoBitchesFromTexas #Podcast
#NormOrnstein
Apparently, Kid Rock forgot to let that sync in.
February 9, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Apparently, Kid Rock forgot to let that sync in.
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“Frederick Douglass didn’t say there were two sides to slavery” — and Ida B. Wells didn’t “interview the lyncher”
Chuck Modiano has a message for today’s journalists
bit.ly/chuckandawkword
Chuck Modiano has a message for today’s journalists
bit.ly/chuckandawkword
February 9, 2026 at 4:35 PM
“Frederick Douglass didn’t say there were two sides to slavery” — and Ida B. Wells didn’t “interview the lyncher”
Chuck Modiano has a message for today’s journalists
bit.ly/chuckandawkword
Chuck Modiano has a message for today’s journalists
bit.ly/chuckandawkword
It's horrible. What is happening there?
February 9, 2026 at 11:12 AM
It's horrible. What is happening there?
ICE would have beaten him to his knees and shot him in the back of th head.
February 9, 2026 at 11:04 AM
ICE would have beaten him to his knees and shot him in the back of th head.
Yes. I milled the grain, then used it. Baking with fresh-milled flour opens up new worlds.
February 9, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Yes. I milled the grain, then used it. Baking with fresh-milled flour opens up new worlds.
Watching the halftime show, I watched the couple and could tell they were really in love by the way they looked at each other. I looked it up and sure enough, that was a real wedding. Here's the story.
youtube.com/shorts/NUUL0...
youtube.com/shorts/NUUL0...
The Super Bowl Wedding: When Bad Bunny Made History
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Watching the halftime show, I watched the couple and could tell they were really in love by the way they looked at each other. I looked it up and sure enough, that was a real wedding. Here's the story.
youtube.com/shorts/NUUL0...
youtube.com/shorts/NUUL0...
Yeah, both my brothers and I love to cook. It's my biggest stress relief.
For something like this, I'll spend 1-2 days figuring out how exactly I'm going to do it. There's a bit of chemistry in it.
For something like this, I'll spend 1-2 days figuring out how exactly I'm going to do it. There's a bit of chemistry in it.
February 9, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Yeah, both my brothers and I love to cook. It's my biggest stress relief.
For something like this, I'll spend 1-2 days figuring out how exactly I'm going to do it. There's a bit of chemistry in it.
For something like this, I'll spend 1-2 days figuring out how exactly I'm going to do it. There's a bit of chemistry in it.
LOL! I sometimes wish I'd chosen that path.
My grandfather actually was one.
My grandfather actually was one.
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
LOL! I sometimes wish I'd chosen that path.
My grandfather actually was one.
My grandfather actually was one.
New England out there scoring like Nick Fuentez in a bar that serves drinks with lids.
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
New England out there scoring like Nick Fuentez in a bar that serves drinks with lids.