Machine Pun Kelly
@kellyscaletta.bsky.social
America's Number One Punned-It.
Lifelong Dem. Left my account on Twitter for Bluer Skies. I follow back, but sometimes it takes time.
YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@KellyScaletta
Check out my Whiteboard videos and the Pun Show!
Lifelong Dem. Left my account on Twitter for Bluer Skies. I follow back, but sometimes it takes time.
YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@KellyScaletta
Check out my Whiteboard videos and the Pun Show!
Pinned
BlueSky for Beginners
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
www.youtube.com
I should make this my pined post. Here is a link to all my help videos, starting with the first one.
I've done four in total so far.
1. Intro and basics.
2. More about setting up feeds and lists.
3. 10 Tips and Tools
4. Gain engagement.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_V2...
I've done four in total so far.
1. Intro and basics.
2. More about setting up feeds and lists.
3. 10 Tips and Tools
4. Gain engagement.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_V2...
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They never fail to disappoint.
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
They never fail to disappoint.
Trump is going to make private insurance completely unaffordable. youtube.com/shorts/7iUC4...
How Trump's Policies Could Make Insurance Unaffordable
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Trump is going to make private insurance completely unaffordable. youtube.com/shorts/7iUC4...
How GOP cuts to healthcare could lead to the preventable deaths of hundreds of thousands of Americans. youtube.com/shorts/JWYJy...
How GOP Cuts to Healthcare Could Lead to 50,000 Preventable Deaths per Year
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
How GOP cuts to healthcare could lead to the preventable deaths of hundreds of thousands of Americans. youtube.com/shorts/JWYJy...
Trump's little healthcare vouchers aren't going to help as much as he thinks. youtube.com/shorts/3Gvje...
The Shocking Truth About Healthcare Vouchers
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Trump's little healthcare vouchers aren't going to help as much as he thinks. youtube.com/shorts/3Gvje...
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November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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You think premiums are high NOW. Wait until the death spirals kick in. youtube.com/shorts/qEpzw...
The Shocking Truth About Health Insurance Availability
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
You think premiums are high NOW. Wait until the death spirals kick in. youtube.com/shorts/qEpzw...
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This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
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Bullying leaves scars you can’t
always see. It steals confidence,
joy, and the simple belief that you’re
enough. I’ve lived it, and I know how
heavy it can feel. But I’ve also learned
this: being kind to yourself and
others has the power to heal.
always see. It steals confidence,
joy, and the simple belief that you’re
enough. I’ve lived it, and I know how
heavy it can feel. But I’ve also learned
this: being kind to yourself and
others has the power to heal.
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Bullying leaves scars you can’t
always see. It steals confidence,
joy, and the simple belief that you’re
enough. I’ve lived it, and I know how
heavy it can feel. But I’ve also learned
this: being kind to yourself and
others has the power to heal.
always see. It steals confidence,
joy, and the simple belief that you’re
enough. I’ve lived it, and I know how
heavy it can feel. But I’ve also learned
this: being kind to yourself and
others has the power to heal.
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Thread 🧵 | My Experience with Bullying
#AntiBullyingWeek 1/8 Everyone says school
days are “the best days of your life.” I wish
that were true. Here’s what I went through.
#AntiBullyingWeek 1/8 Everyone says school
days are “the best days of your life.” I wish
that were true. Here’s what I went through.
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Thread 🧵 | My Experience with Bullying
#AntiBullyingWeek 1/8 Everyone says school
days are “the best days of your life.” I wish
that were true. Here’s what I went through.
#AntiBullyingWeek 1/8 Everyone says school
days are “the best days of your life.” I wish
that were true. Here’s what I went through.
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Diggin it! Needed this today, thanks!
This is some of my best pun work here. youtube.com/shorts/3YIdM...
Sandwich Guy: An Interview with Sean Dunn
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Diggin it! Needed this today, thanks!
How cutting supplements could cause insurance premiums to go up nearly 6000 percent over the next 10 years.
youtube.com/shorts/w8G2v...
youtube.com/shorts/w8G2v...
The Looming Healthcare Crisis What You Need to Know
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
How cutting supplements could cause insurance premiums to go up nearly 6000 percent over the next 10 years.
youtube.com/shorts/w8G2v...
youtube.com/shorts/w8G2v...
The Pun Show: Trump's Health Care Concept 📱
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
How Trump's Voucher Proposal Will Cause a "Death Spiral."
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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🩻🩺ACA covered pre-existing conditions, eliminated lifetime caps, extended parental coverage to 26 yrs, provided gap insurance for unemployed, offered lower cost options for folks w/o access to employer based plans ... what's next?
Here's my way too long, but quite through Substack article on how exactly we are fornicated 6 ways to Sunday if Trump gets his way on these silly little insurance vouchers. open.substack.com/pub/kellysca...
What Happens If We Gut the ACA: A Healthcare Crisis in the Making
If someone sat down with the explicit goal of sabotaging American healthcare—driving up uninsured rates to pre-ACA levels, bankrupting hospitals (especially rural ones), exploding premiums, bringing b...
open.substack.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
🩻🩺ACA covered pre-existing conditions, eliminated lifetime caps, extended parental coverage to 26 yrs, provided gap insurance for unemployed, offered lower cost options for folks w/o access to employer based plans ... what's next?
This is some of my best pun work here. youtube.com/shorts/3YIdM...
Sandwich Guy: An Interview with Sean Dunn
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
This is some of my best pun work here. youtube.com/shorts/3YIdM...
Here's my way too long, but quite through Substack article on how exactly we are fornicated 6 ways to Sunday if Trump gets his way on these silly little insurance vouchers. open.substack.com/pub/kellysca...
What Happens If We Gut the ACA: A Healthcare Crisis in the Making
If someone sat down with the explicit goal of sabotaging American healthcare—driving up uninsured rates to pre-ACA levels, bankrupting hospitals (especially rural ones), exploding premiums, bringing b...
open.substack.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Here's my way too long, but quite through Substack article on how exactly we are fornicated 6 ways to Sunday if Trump gets his way on these silly little insurance vouchers. open.substack.com/pub/kellysca...
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Republican U.S. Senate candidate Mike Rogers (R-MI) now claims that a single van carrying ballots in Detroit "swung" his 2024 race against Democrat Elissa Slotkin.
Shocking video reveals he might be right. Roll the clip...
Shocking video reveals he might be right. Roll the clip...
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Republican U.S. Senate candidate Mike Rogers (R-MI) now claims that a single van carrying ballots in Detroit "swung" his 2024 race against Democrat Elissa Slotkin.
Shocking video reveals he might be right. Roll the clip...
Shocking video reveals he might be right. Roll the clip...
Sandwich Guy: An Interview with Sean Dunn
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
youtube.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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I can’t believe how fast this year’s gone.
It’s kind of wild how time just slips by. 😊
It’s kind of wild how time just slips by. 😊
November 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I can’t believe how fast this year’s gone.
It’s kind of wild how time just slips by. 😊
It’s kind of wild how time just slips by. 😊
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From 👮♂️ Eric Adams to 🚙-less Muslim Zohran Mamdani, who’s so anti-Semitic he saved an historical Yiddish bookstore…
Yeah, in a New York Minute, everything can change — well, except the built-in police state
Yeah, in a New York Minute, everything can change — well, except the built-in police state
November 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
From 👮♂️ Eric Adams to 🚙-less Muslim Zohran Mamdani, who’s so anti-Semitic he saved an historical Yiddish bookstore…
Yeah, in a New York Minute, everything can change — well, except the built-in police state
Yeah, in a New York Minute, everything can change — well, except the built-in police state
I got sick of people denying that January 6 was a coup, so I made this video. youtube.com/shorts/SNaYz...
The Green Bay Sweep: How Donald Trump Attempted a Coup
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
youtube.com
November 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I got sick of people denying that January 6 was a coup, so I made this video. youtube.com/shorts/SNaYz...
This is pissing me off. Are you pissed? You should be! youtube.com/shorts/E93_T...
How Trump is exploiting taxes for the wealthy at the expense of the poor
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
This is pissing me off. Are you pissed? You should be! youtube.com/shorts/E93_T...
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Today, I went to a different shop that was
a little further than usual. It might seem
like a small thing, but it felt like a big step
for me. The more I keep doing it, the easier
it gets and the better it feels. Little by little,
things are starting to feel more possible. 😊
a little further than usual. It might seem
like a small thing, but it felt like a big step
for me. The more I keep doing it, the easier
it gets and the better it feels. Little by little,
things are starting to feel more possible. 😊
November 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Today, I went to a different shop that was
a little further than usual. It might seem
like a small thing, but it felt like a big step
for me. The more I keep doing it, the easier
it gets and the better it feels. Little by little,
things are starting to feel more possible. 😊
a little further than usual. It might seem
like a small thing, but it felt like a big step
for me. The more I keep doing it, the easier
it gets and the better it feels. Little by little,
things are starting to feel more possible. 😊