🫧 Spark Elation 🫧
@tyranny.sparklenoise.com
I am a carnival mirror reflecting the world
you can tell I’m trans by how I post
you can tell I’m trans by how I post
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Bsky annoyance Tyranny Sparkles grew up in cosmopolitan poverty, the child of avid Dallas show fans. As an art school dropout, musician and printmaker, Tyranny struggled as a graphic artist working at a grocery store until her questionable life choices lead to a bafflingly successful career in tech.
me: gender is bullshit biological sex is a messy graph all this shit is nonsense
also me: I want a she shed in my back yard designed specifically to tailor to my womanly affectations
also me: I want a she shed in my back yard designed specifically to tailor to my womanly affectations
December 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
me: gender is bullshit biological sex is a messy graph all this shit is nonsense
also me: I want a she shed in my back yard designed specifically to tailor to my womanly affectations
also me: I want a she shed in my back yard designed specifically to tailor to my womanly affectations
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it is time. grandma must watch k-pop demon hunters
December 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
it is time. grandma must watch k-pop demon hunters
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I wrote the captions on this video the night Osama Bin Laden was killed and it’s probably the most shared thing I ever created.
December 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I wrote the captions on this video the night Osama Bin Laden was killed and it’s probably the most shared thing I ever created.
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so this is what he was up to
December 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
so this is what he was up to
in case it means anything to the future:
I am start to think transphobia is more about cis people trying to control each other more than it ever was about actual trans people at all
December 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
in case it means anything to the future:
I’m sorry I grew titties and caused fascism I didn’t know how powerful my magic was
December 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I’m sorry I grew titties and caused fascism I didn’t know how powerful my magic was
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Over the last 20 years, from taking people’s aux cords in cars, to fiddling with jukeboxes to adding Enya songs to my instagram stories ironically, I think I have brainwashed myself into sincerely liking Enya. This is so fucked up.
December 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Over the last 20 years, from taking people’s aux cords in cars, to fiddling with jukeboxes to adding Enya songs to my instagram stories ironically, I think I have brainwashed myself into sincerely liking Enya. This is so fucked up.
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Ending all my conversations in 2026 with, "The road I cruise is a bitch"
December 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Ending all my conversations in 2026 with, "The road I cruise is a bitch"
my mom got me these socks for Christmas. I’m wearing them right now
December 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
my mom got me these socks for Christmas. I’m wearing them right now
I’m so deeply tired and hurting all over my body down to all my joints and I’m letting my kids are taking care of me and I am struggling to accept this because I can buckle my fucking my car seat all by myself but today I can’t
remembering when my now adult daughter was a toddler screaming into my face “I CAN BUCKLE MY CAR SEAT ALL BY MYSELF”. She’s still like that only in more emotionally mature, yet bigger and more impactful ways now lol. Buckle that car seat of life baby u got this.
December 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I’m so deeply tired and hurting all over my body down to all my joints and I’m letting my kids are taking care of me and I am struggling to accept this because I can buckle my fucking my car seat all by myself but today I can’t
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I always knew it wasn’t butter
December 25, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I always knew it wasn’t butter
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Standing outside with a drink in my hand like fuckin nice sunset man
December 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Standing outside with a drink in my hand like fuckin nice sunset man
Milo just said to me “I’d rather have this broken fractured family with you than anything else”
we’ve been through so much shit and held tight
we’ve been through so much shit and held tight
December 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Milo just said to me “I’d rather have this broken fractured family with you than anything else”
we’ve been through so much shit and held tight
we’ve been through so much shit and held tight
my son is making French toast for all of us god I love that kid
December 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
my son is making French toast for all of us god I love that kid
yall 🥹🥰😭
If you were making the Christmas movie of your life what song would be playing during that beautiful moment?
December 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
yall 🥹🥰😭
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The creepy Joshua Project is an evangelical group with Pence connections with a huge database of "unreached peoples" "prime for conversion to Christianity." They have tons of language data from missionaries that nobody else has.
Anyway, I stole all of it. Here's one off-putting visualization
Anyway, I stole all of it. Here's one off-putting visualization
Phyllotaxis - Souls
dr.eamer.dev
December 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The creepy Joshua Project is an evangelical group with Pence connections with a huge database of "unreached peoples" "prime for conversion to Christianity." They have tons of language data from missionaries that nobody else has.
Anyway, I stole all of it. Here's one off-putting visualization
Anyway, I stole all of it. Here's one off-putting visualization
got that bag hell yeah
yeah so what if I found the biggest bag of chewy spree I’ve even seen in my life at a truck stop in Oregon last night you’d buy it too
December 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
got that bag hell yeah
Here listen to this gallows twee song maybe I’ll start a band called She & Them
Trans women are not a contagious gender ideology terror disease
December 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Here listen to this gallows twee song maybe I’ll start a band called She & Them
too many people: “my job is to problematize that for you”
December 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
too many people: “my job is to problematize that for you”
I wish for you the love of your life so pure and perfect that you cry while listening Mariah sing about the only thing you want for Christmas when yall can’t be together on this day
December 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I wish for you the love of your life so pure and perfect that you cry while listening Mariah sing about the only thing you want for Christmas when yall can’t be together on this day
like suppose, someone built a disinformation bot system designed to create word frequencies in media over time and then manipulated the media betting market with weird rug pulls
so basically disrupting the word frequency patterns in the media stream could potentially cause a worldwide financial instrument collapse, interesting little gambling market you’ve built there
December 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
like suppose, someone built a disinformation bot system designed to create word frequencies in media over time and then manipulated the media betting market with weird rug pulls
so basically disrupting the word frequency patterns in the media stream could potentially cause a worldwide financial instrument collapse, interesting little gambling market you’ve built there
December 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
so basically disrupting the word frequency patterns in the media stream could potentially cause a worldwide financial instrument collapse, interesting little gambling market you’ve built there
simply about to get into a hot shower and sit in it and ponder existential shit
December 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
simply about to get into a hot shower and sit in it and ponder existential shit
I hope whatever happens today for yall is not too bad and accidentally amazing
December 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I hope whatever happens today for yall is not too bad and accidentally amazing