🫧 Spark Elation 🫧
@tyranny.sparklenoise.com
I am a carnival mirror reflecting the world
you can tell I’m trans by how I post
you can tell I’m trans by how I post
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Bsky annoyance Tyranny Sparkles grew up in cosmopolitan poverty, the child of avid Dallas show fans. As an art school dropout, musician and printmaker, Tyranny struggled as a graphic artist working at a grocery store until her questionable life choices lead to a bafflingly successful career in tech.
MY HEART ACHES my god
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 AM
MY HEART ACHES my god
I remember listening to that song and telling my dad it was about the civil rights movement and I was eleven years old
February 10, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I remember listening to that song and telling my dad it was about the civil rights movement and I was eleven years old
Even cheesy ass easy listening lite rock in 1886 was calling this shit out, I mean come the fuck on
youtu.be/cOeKidp-iWo?...
youtu.be/cOeKidp-iWo?...
February 10, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Even cheesy ass easy listening lite rock in 1886 was calling this shit out, I mean come the fuck on
youtu.be/cOeKidp-iWo?...
youtu.be/cOeKidp-iWo?...
the start is an effective opposition party and the middle is a fight for the future and the end is a reconciliation process with proper sentencing
February 10, 2026 at 4:04 AM
the start is an effective opposition party and the middle is a fight for the future and the end is a reconciliation process with proper sentencing
you can have this by November 2026 with existing structures, that’s what’s so mind boggling. Stop carrying water for weak ass shit
February 10, 2026 at 4:03 AM
you can have this by November 2026 with existing structures, that’s what’s so mind boggling. Stop carrying water for weak ass shit
Imagine an effective opposition party to the GOP
and raise hell for that
and raise hell for that
February 10, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Imagine an effective opposition party to the GOP
and raise hell for that
and raise hell for that
his job is to make people care to demand better, stop enabling this weak posturing
February 10, 2026 at 3:49 AM
his job is to make people care to demand better, stop enabling this weak posturing
you are a dense enabling numpty
February 10, 2026 at 3:47 AM
you are a dense enabling numpty
eat the the drink hell yes
February 10, 2026 at 3:43 AM
eat the the drink hell yes
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i also eat the parsley, im a menace
February 10, 2026 at 3:41 AM
i also eat the parsley, im a menace
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I love to eat slices of lemon whole. When I go the bar, I order slices of lemon to nibble with my beer. I sprinkle of some on them, squeeze out the juice, and then squish up the slice in my mouth.
yeah so gringos have this thing where they have an irrational fear of the lime that makes them think it’s parsley and decorative to the plate because they have to put their fingers near the juice squeeze and now that I’m thinking about it that’s probably latent homophobia and anti pussy eating
February 10, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I love to eat slices of lemon whole. When I go the bar, I order slices of lemon to nibble with my beer. I sprinkle of some on them, squeeze out the juice, and then squish up the slice in my mouth.
wet the taco and eat it
February 10, 2026 at 3:42 AM
wet the taco and eat it
I just squeeze the entire lime till the juice runs down my beerleg
February 10, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I just squeeze the entire lime till the juice runs down my beerleg
this will be the only time I EVER reference Led Zeppelin okayyyyy
February 10, 2026 at 3:38 AM
this will be the only time I EVER reference Led Zeppelin okayyyyy
SQUEEZE THE LEMON TILL THE JUICE RUNS DOWN MY LEG
yeah so gringos have this thing where they have an irrational fear of the lime that makes them think it’s parsley and decorative to the plate because they have to put their fingers near the juice squeeze and now that I’m thinking about it that’s probably latent homophobia and anti pussy eating
February 10, 2026 at 3:37 AM
SQUEEZE THE LEMON TILL THE JUICE RUNS DOWN MY LEG
yeah so gringos have this thing where they have an irrational fear of the lime that makes them think it’s parsley and decorative to the plate because they have to put their fingers near the juice squeeze and now that I’m thinking about it that’s probably latent homophobia and anti pussy eating
February 10, 2026 at 3:36 AM
yeah so gringos have this thing where they have an irrational fear of the lime that makes them think it’s parsley and decorative to the plate because they have to put their fingers near the juice squeeze and now that I’m thinking about it that’s probably latent homophobia and anti pussy eating
It’s always abuse
February 10, 2026 at 3:33 AM
It’s always abuse
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we need to make private jet ownership illegal. but as a compromise, I think we can mandate that on every commercial flight one random passenger is picked out of a hat, and the airline and plane crew have to be extra nice and accommodating to them while treating the rest of the passengers even worse.
February 10, 2026 at 3:29 AM
we need to make private jet ownership illegal. but as a compromise, I think we can mandate that on every commercial flight one random passenger is picked out of a hat, and the airline and plane crew have to be extra nice and accommodating to them while treating the rest of the passengers even worse.
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Her community rallied so fast and so diligently. This is a victory to uphold and celebrate. Reminds everyone that it's worth fighting back.
An immigration court dropped its case against Turkish graduate student Rumeysa Ozturk, a little less than a year after federal agents arrested her on a street near Tufts University
Immigration Court Drops Case Against Tufts Student Rumeysa Ozturk
The Turkish national had been arrested by plainclothes federal officers outside her apartment.
on.wsj.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Her community rallied so fast and so diligently. This is a victory to uphold and celebrate. Reminds everyone that it's worth fighting back.
I ASKED HOW THE FUCK DO U COMPLETE THE FLAVOR ACCOUTREMENTS
like how the fuck do you eat a taco without an aspiration field of citrus gracing the taco plate ensemble to complete the flavor accoutrements
February 10, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I ASKED HOW THE FUCK DO U COMPLETE THE FLAVOR ACCOUTREMENTS
like how the fuck do you eat a taco without an aspiration field of citrus gracing the taco plate ensemble to complete the flavor accoutrements
February 10, 2026 at 3:29 AM
like how the fuck do you eat a taco without an aspiration field of citrus gracing the taco plate ensemble to complete the flavor accoutrements
of all the shit anyone remembers me for the most important thing is that I was not afraid to squeeze limes on my tacos dammit
February 10, 2026 at 3:26 AM
of all the shit anyone remembers me for the most important thing is that I was not afraid to squeeze limes on my tacos dammit
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Southcom killed 2 more in the Eastern Pacific today, making at least 131 civilians killed by the US with no due process in 35 attacks over 5 months.
Only a sick nation would do this. 23 attacks in the Eastern Pacific, 10 in the Caribbean, 2 unspecified. See adamisacson.com/boat-strikes/
Only a sick nation would do this. 23 attacks in the Eastern Pacific, 10 in the Caribbean, 2 unspecified. See adamisacson.com/boat-strikes/
February 10, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Southcom killed 2 more in the Eastern Pacific today, making at least 131 civilians killed by the US with no due process in 35 attacks over 5 months.
Only a sick nation would do this. 23 attacks in the Eastern Pacific, 10 in the Caribbean, 2 unspecified. See adamisacson.com/boat-strikes/
Only a sick nation would do this. 23 attacks in the Eastern Pacific, 10 in the Caribbean, 2 unspecified. See adamisacson.com/boat-strikes/
the next bsky feature is shutting windows to prevent-
February 10, 2026 at 3:18 AM
the next bsky feature is shutting windows to prevent-
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explaining to the six year old why he can't marry his brother or his mom was WAY harder than explaining Gay
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 3:12 AM
explaining to the six year old why he can't marry his brother or his mom was WAY harder than explaining Gay