TalesFromDecrypt
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Dad Friend, referee, and general rabble-rouser.
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Joss Whedon is staying cancelled but we must admit he was cooking when he wrote
"[I]n certain older civilized cultures, when men failed as entirely as you have, they would throw themselves on their swords."
"[I]n certain older civilized cultures, when men failed as entirely as you have, they would throw themselves on their swords."
I will not support the Republican bill that’s on the Senate floor because it fails to do anything of substance to fix America’s healthcare crisis.
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Joss Whedon is staying cancelled but we must admit he was cooking when he wrote
"[I]n certain older civilized cultures, when men failed as entirely as you have, they would throw themselves on their swords."
"[I]n certain older civilized cultures, when men failed as entirely as you have, they would throw themselves on their swords."
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Senate Dems are out here posting noise like "omg the Senate GOP just voted against healthcare subsidies and are trying to sneak a bunch of terrible shit into the funding bill" — and people are flooding their mentions with "bitch, please, GTFOH"
Never seen such a dramatic swing in political momentum
Never seen such a dramatic swing in political momentum
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Senate Dems are out here posting noise like "omg the Senate GOP just voted against healthcare subsidies and are trying to sneak a bunch of terrible shit into the funding bill" — and people are flooding their mentions with "bitch, please, GTFOH"
Never seen such a dramatic swing in political momentum
Never seen such a dramatic swing in political momentum
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lololol if the Senate Dems really did just want an easy flight at Thanksgiving, that also failed.
No end declared for FAA flight cuts despite shutdown deal
No end declared for FAA flight cuts despite shutdown deal
The agency’s emergency order directing the reductions at 40 major airports had not been lifted as of early Monday afternoon.
dlvr.it
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
lololol if the Senate Dems really did just want an easy flight at Thanksgiving, that also failed.
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
no money for politicians
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The different between the right and centrists is that the right gleefully kills millions of people and centrists present mass murder as a technical solution, like they added up all the numbers and carried a zero and oops, sorry, millions have to die.
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The different between the right and centrists is that the right gleefully kills millions of people and centrists present mass murder as a technical solution, like they added up all the numbers and carried a zero and oops, sorry, millions have to die.
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I just had this issue when trying to fill out the contact form on Durbin’s website.
Guy who can't call his senators because he knows if he starts talking something will come out that will get him arrested
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I just had this issue when trying to fill out the contact form on Durbin’s website.
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i love how the normies got a little taste of Abolish ICE and now they’re already adding Abolish The Senate, quick what else can we add to the list
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
i love how the normies got a little taste of Abolish ICE and now they’re already adding Abolish The Senate, quick what else can we add to the list
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every “zohran mamdani isn’t the future of the democratic party” post always ends with “the future of the party is actually this guy who sucks that only 80 year olds who are about to die think is dope”
November 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
every “zohran mamdani isn’t the future of the democratic party” post always ends with “the future of the party is actually this guy who sucks that only 80 year olds who are about to die think is dope”
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
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Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
He said that the agents would throw food at them to eat. The agents threatened to withhold food for a week and to beat him up if he didn't sign deportation papers. He said he saw others refuse and get beaten/receive no food. He signed because he was afraid.
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
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It's just generally exhausting what whiny, sensitive pussies this generation of fascists is but it feels like a new low for the New York fucking Post to demand the guy they called a terrorist all year assure them he's not mad at them
When Republicans win elections: The people have spoken, we must let them implement their agenda.
When Democrats win elections: This totalitarian FREAK must be prevented from implementing the policies he ran on
nypost.com/2025/11/05/o...
When Democrats win elections: This totalitarian FREAK must be prevented from implementing the policies he ran on
nypost.com/2025/11/05/o...
November 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
It's just generally exhausting what whiny, sensitive pussies this generation of fascists is but it feels like a new low for the New York fucking Post to demand the guy they called a terrorist all year assure them he's not mad at them
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bluesky mods retire bitch
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
bluesky mods retire bitch
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POST THE BEST CRASHOUTS PLLLLEASE 🙏🙏🙏🥰
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
POST THE BEST CRASHOUTS PLLLLEASE 🙏🙏🙏🥰
Catch me sprinting to the Dersh's apartment building like them kids in 'Weapons'
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Catch me sprinting to the Dersh's apartment building like them kids in 'Weapons'
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I just think it’s sad that Dick Cheney has died when it could have been Henry Kissinger again somehow.
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I just think it’s sad that Dick Cheney has died when it could have been Henry Kissinger again somehow.
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Dick Cheney did more than anyone else to build up expansive and destructive executive branch powers in the wake of 9/11; he lived to see another president turn those same powers against his own daughter.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Dick Cheney did more than anyone else to build up expansive and destructive executive branch powers in the wake of 9/11; he lived to see another president turn those same powers against his own daughter.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
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“Dick Cheney Has Died. The War Criminal in His Own Words”
10 quotes worth remembering, and that’ll be glossed over in MSM obits, from a former vice president who pushed for a murderous invasion of Iraq, lied about the WMD threat, and defended torture.
10 quotes worth remembering, and that’ll be glossed over in MSM obits, from a former vice president who pushed for a murderous invasion of Iraq, lied about the WMD threat, and defended torture.
Dick Cheney Has Died. The War Criminal in His Own Words
10 quotes from a former vice president who pushed for a murderous invasion of Iraq, lied about the WMD threat, and defended torture.
zeteo.com
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
“Dick Cheney Has Died. The War Criminal in His Own Words”
10 quotes worth remembering, and that’ll be glossed over in MSM obits, from a former vice president who pushed for a murderous invasion of Iraq, lied about the WMD threat, and defended torture.
10 quotes worth remembering, and that’ll be glossed over in MSM obits, from a former vice president who pushed for a murderous invasion of Iraq, lied about the WMD threat, and defended torture.
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Listening to Knowledge Fight and it really drives home what a little bitch Nick Fuentes is that he has the conservative "experienced a big city and freaked out" origin story and it's specifically Boston
November 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Listening to Knowledge Fight and it really drives home what a little bitch Nick Fuentes is that he has the conservative "experienced a big city and freaked out" origin story and it's specifically Boston
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Not to jinx it but if we start the day with Cheney’s obit and end with Zohran’s victory this is going to be the greatest poasting day that Bluesky has ever seen.
November 4, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Not to jinx it but if we start the day with Cheney’s obit and end with Zohran’s victory this is going to be the greatest poasting day that Bluesky has ever seen.
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I had this piece in the pipeline at Teen Vogue when the news dropped; I'm publishing it to my Substack because I think it's important and I don't want an interview with Adam Hochschild to go to waste.
sufficienttotheday.substack.com/p/the-federa...
sufficienttotheday.substack.com/p/the-federa...
The federal government wants to crack down on left organizing. A century ago, it largely succeeded.
Socialist labor leader and presidential candidate Eugene Debs upon his release from federal prison in 1922.
sufficienttotheday.substack.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I had this piece in the pipeline at Teen Vogue when the news dropped; I'm publishing it to my Substack because I think it's important and I don't want an interview with Adam Hochschild to go to waste.
sufficienttotheday.substack.com/p/the-federa...
sufficienttotheday.substack.com/p/the-federa...
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Submitting a motion to change ‘vibe coding’ to ‘pseudoprogramming’
November 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Submitting a motion to change ‘vibe coding’ to ‘pseudoprogramming’
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they all write/talk like this now and it feels like a new genre: hate smut; manic, agitated vitriol that reads like it was written while feverishly masturbating to revenge fantasies
it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
November 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
they all write/talk like this now and it feels like a new genre: hate smut; manic, agitated vitriol that reads like it was written while feverishly masturbating to revenge fantasies