medium sized boy blue
@sylvaticum.bsky.social
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brax
low mask high spirits
they/them in the streets
he/it in the sheets
neurofucked
profile pic by max graves
brax
low mask high spirits
they/them in the streets
he/it in the sheets
neurofucked
profile pic by max graves
Pinned
-brax
-audhd idiot dogboy
-you will see me be sad but you may also see me be funny sometimes if you're lucky
-audhd idiot dogboy
-you will see me be sad but you may also see me be funny sometimes if you're lucky
started playing with a stumbleupon clone just after midnight + now its 2am and i think i just (re?)learned how a combustion engine actually works
November 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
started playing with a stumbleupon clone just after midnight + now its 2am and i think i just (re?)learned how a combustion engine actually works
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19th-century drugstore ad in verse, from a “commercial rhymist”.
More here: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/rhyming-drugstore-advertisements-1885
More here: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/rhyming-drugstore-advertisements-1885
November 17, 2025 at 12:47 PM
19th-century drugstore ad in verse, from a “commercial rhymist”.
More here: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/rhyming-drugstore-advertisements-1885
More here: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/rhyming-drugstore-advertisements-1885
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Calling on my ancestors for guidance but the only one who answers is a weird eutherian rodent-mammal from the early cretaceous period. "EAT BERRY SLEEP UNDER ROCK" it says. Pretty good advice
July 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Calling on my ancestors for guidance but the only one who answers is a weird eutherian rodent-mammal from the early cretaceous period. "EAT BERRY SLEEP UNDER ROCK" it says. Pretty good advice
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Me: sometimes I stay up all night and I don't go to bed. It's called "bonus time".
My loved ones: no it's not.
My loved ones: no it's not.
September 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Me: sometimes I stay up all night and I don't go to bed. It's called "bonus time".
My loved ones: no it's not.
My loved ones: no it's not.
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pheromones are craaaazy bc why do i wanna eat this nice electrician man?
September 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
pheromones are craaaazy bc why do i wanna eat this nice electrician man?
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like in a fun quirky way or
UNITED NATIONS (AP) — UN chief warns world leaders that humanity has entered 'an age of reckless disruption and relentless human suffering.'
September 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
like in a fun quirky way or
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almost the other way around really. people who fundamentally hate body autonomy and view it as a direct subversion of their divine right to power feel extremely threatened by the idea of trans people's human rights bc they more or less accurately view it as a threat to their supremacy
This is entirely true on so many levels I don't think I could possibly detail it exhaustively, but you really can't oppose trans people's human rights and still have freedom of expression and bodily autonomy, the idea that people are entitled to self determination goes right out the window....
Being nice to trans people really did turn out to be a load bearing part of liberal democracy ey
September 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
almost the other way around really. people who fundamentally hate body autonomy and view it as a direct subversion of their divine right to power feel extremely threatened by the idea of trans people's human rights bc they more or less accurately view it as a threat to their supremacy
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hell yeah I got that tboy swag (appearing unbothered in incredibly stressful situations because I'm dissociating into space)
September 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
hell yeah I got that tboy swag (appearing unbothered in incredibly stressful situations because I'm dissociating into space)
the day ellen greene singing suddenly seymour fails to give me goosebumps is the day i am dead
September 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
the day ellen greene singing suddenly seymour fails to give me goosebumps is the day i am dead
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It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack
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The debate around what is or isn’t “cancel culture” really just obscures a simple truth that it’s BAD to be massively racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic and it’s GOOD to speak out against injustice. Some things are good and some things are bad and it’s okay to say which you think are which.
September 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The debate around what is or isn’t “cancel culture” really just obscures a simple truth that it’s BAD to be massively racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic and it’s GOOD to speak out against injustice. Some things are good and some things are bad and it’s okay to say which you think are which.
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I may be a mentally ill freak, but at least my neck doesn't have a fuck-off hole in it bud. 😏
September 13, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I may be a mentally ill freak, but at least my neck doesn't have a fuck-off hole in it bud. 😏
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Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up
September 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up
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Matt Berry. Goddamnit.
September 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Matt Berry. Goddamnit.
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How Starmer’s wife feels
September 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
How Starmer’s wife feels
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settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off
September 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off
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lmao holy shit
Anti-Vaxxer Finally Gets Shot
Conservative activist and noted anti-vaxxer Charlie Kirk finally received a shot while delivering a speech in front of brainwashed students at Utah Valley University earlier today.
thehardtimes.net
September 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
lmao holy shit
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Jezebel is going to delete that like cowards instead of giving us the contact info for these extremely effective witches
September 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Jezebel is going to delete that like cowards instead of giving us the contact info for these extremely effective witches
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You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.
September 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.
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counterpoint: these exact same losers say the exact same thing every time anybody talks back or puts a girl in a video game or whatever so i don't think the liberal urge to performatively flinch at the canned backlash is a useful reflex in 2025
Very, very bad stuff coming from leading right-wingers
September 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
counterpoint: these exact same losers say the exact same thing every time anybody talks back or puts a girl in a video game or whatever so i don't think the liberal urge to performatively flinch at the canned backlash is a useful reflex in 2025
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Now with "Whoa! Shit! Oh Fuck!" disclaimer
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Now with "Whoa! Shit! Oh Fuck!" disclaimer
the thing about charlie kirk is that he died doing what he loved: being a bigoted contrarian piece of shit
September 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
the thing about charlie kirk is that he died doing what he loved: being a bigoted contrarian piece of shit
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August Fuckoff
Father In Law
Germany, Lutheran Baptisms, Marriages, and Burials, 1500-1971
Father In Law
Germany, Lutheran Baptisms, Marriages, and Burials, 1500-1971
September 1, 2025 at 11:10 AM
August Fuckoff
Father In Law
Germany, Lutheran Baptisms, Marriages, and Burials, 1500-1971
Father In Law
Germany, Lutheran Baptisms, Marriages, and Burials, 1500-1971