Satanic Manic
@killhamster.bsky.social
the internet makes you stupid | electronic musician | i produce I’M FROM THE INTERNET: a podcast about Something Awful | http://linktree.com/killhamster
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Satanic Manic
@killhamster.bsky.social
· Nov 11
I write electronic music, produce/mix/master music, and produce a podcast about the something awful forums. None of them really make money but I do them because I love them and hey, that’s gotten me on the DEF CON soundtrack several times so good enough for me
Most of that stuff is here:
Most of that stuff is here:
I lived in china for several years and this dipshit seems to think my lived experience was “wrong”. For the third time, fuck entirely off
Why are so many men so easily triggered into temper tantrums by the experience of being wrong, is it undeveloped emotional maturity or simply a matter of ego
Are you terrified by the concept of acknowledging you're incorrect about things pumpkin?
Are you terrified by the concept of acknowledging you're incorrect about things pumpkin?
fuck off
February 11, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I lived in china for several years and this dipshit seems to think my lived experience was “wrong”. For the third time, fuck entirely off
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i lived in china then and it was not going around. we didn't start hearing things about it until december and those were only vague rumors. things got locked down in february 2020
February 10, 2026 at 3:39 PM
i lived in china then and it was not going around. we didn't start hearing things about it until december and those were only vague rumors. things got locked down in february 2020
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Redfield is a Trump appointee and known crank. If COVID was circulating in summer of 2019, the entire timeline of the pandemic would be different. Chinese authorities were not "pushing the wet market narrative," they actively covered it up.
What is happening to people's brains over there
What is happening to people's brains over there
February 10, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Redfield is a Trump appointee and known crank. If COVID was circulating in summer of 2019, the entire timeline of the pandemic would be different. Chinese authorities were not "pushing the wet market narrative," they actively covered it up.
What is happening to people's brains over there
What is happening to people's brains over there
Age verification?
i could fill my car's gas tank up with five bucks
i could fill my car's gas tank up with five bucks
Age verification?
If you wanted to know a fact, you had to go to the library, or if you were lucky, pull out one of the musty old encyclopedia britannica volumes in the living room
If you wanted to know a fact, you had to go to the library, or if you were lucky, pull out one of the musty old encyclopedia britannica volumes in the living room
Age verification?
I used to have to stick my finger into one of several holes in a phone and rotate a circular piece of plastic, repeating the process a certain number of times to input the number I wanted to call.
I used to have to stick my finger into one of several holes in a phone and rotate a circular piece of plastic, repeating the process a certain number of times to input the number I wanted to call.
February 10, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Age verification?
i could fill my car's gas tank up with five bucks
i could fill my car's gas tank up with five bucks
Being able to lovingly describe goatse should grant you permanent immunity from any age verification
Instead of age verification, websites should just make you describe the first time you saw someone die on the Internet. if the story makes whoever reads it sad, you're an adult for Internet purposes.
February 10, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Being able to lovingly describe goatse should grant you permanent immunity from any age verification
lol if you ever paid for discord
February 9, 2026 at 5:51 PM
lol if you ever paid for discord
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The creator of The Oatmeal being interviewed by two Bioshock Infinite cosplayers is the most 2014 thing I'm going to see today
February 9, 2026 at 4:52 PM
The creator of The Oatmeal being interviewed by two Bioshock Infinite cosplayers is the most 2014 thing I'm going to see today
this might be my favorite part because it says "we are fucking coming for you and you can't stop us"
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 PM
this might be my favorite part because it says "we are fucking coming for you and you can't stop us"
Oh hell yeah free rifle
February 9, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Oh hell yeah free rifle
IRC still works. just sayin
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 PM
IRC still works. just sayin
yeah this seems about right
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 PM
yeah this seems about right
Cleaned my inbox out some the other day and found this
February 9, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Cleaned my inbox out some the other day and found this
bad bunny kinda rules
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
bad bunny kinda rules
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Tragedy for Kid Rock, Brantley Burbis and Analeigh Bulpo.
February 9, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Tragedy for Kid Rock, Brantley Burbis and Analeigh Bulpo.
Were they just playing pantera at the super bowl
February 9, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Were they just playing pantera at the super bowl
Weird place to acknowledge this but whatever
February 8, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Weird place to acknowledge this but whatever
Hold it in a big bowl and put knives and spears on the luges
There should be a luge where everyone goes at the same time
February 8, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Hold it in a big bowl and put knives and spears on the luges
what's actually wild is i somehow understand most of this and i don't know how
we gotta open the schools…or close down the schools. not sure. yikes
February 7, 2026 at 9:53 PM
what's actually wild is i somehow understand most of this and i don't know how
threatening to lock down my buddy @winslowdumaine.bsky.social and set a really annoying password policy because he pointed out the similarity between his name and "windows domain"
February 6, 2026 at 8:19 PM
threatening to lock down my buddy @winslowdumaine.bsky.social and set a really annoying password policy because he pointed out the similarity between his name and "windows domain"
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I will never forgive George Lucas for cutting this from the special edition
Ten Sunday Night Movie - Return of the Jedi (ATV-10, 15/2/87) : 109s
February 6, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I will never forgive George Lucas for cutting this from the special edition
Very funny to see other people still discovering how awful kid rock is. I had him pegged for a shithead the moment I knew of him
February 6, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Very funny to see other people still discovering how awful kid rock is. I had him pegged for a shithead the moment I knew of him
buttcoin once more vindicated
February 6, 2026 at 2:35 PM
buttcoin once more vindicated
Imagine being this way
February 6, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Imagine being this way
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