Satanic Manic
@killhamster.bsky.social
the internet makes you stupid | electronic musician | i produce I’M FROM THE INTERNET: a podcast about Something Awful | http://linktree.com/killhamster
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Satanic Manic
@killhamster.bsky.social
· Nov 11
I write electronic music, produce/mix/master music, and produce a podcast about the something awful forums. None of them really make money but I do them because I love them and hey, that’s gotten me on the DEF CON soundtrack several times so good enough for me
Most of that stuff is here:
Most of that stuff is here:
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if you slide RFK Jr’s left eye up a door opens in the Resident Evil mansion
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
if you slide RFK Jr’s left eye up a door opens in the Resident Evil mansion
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I don’t think my heart could stand finding out that Taco Bell and Walmart are just in it for the profit
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I don’t think my heart could stand finding out that Taco Bell and Walmart are just in it for the profit
we need to draw and quarter more people. that really fell off.
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
we need to draw and quarter more people. that really fell off.
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Funny prank: everyone becomes militantly communist very quickly
October 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Funny prank: everyone becomes militantly communist very quickly
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*horn flourish*
November 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
*horn flourish*
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we gotta stop with the tiny microphones. get a full size mic like an ADULT. you look like you’re at tea with a mouse
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
we gotta stop with the tiny microphones. get a full size mic like an ADULT. you look like you’re at tea with a mouse
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Big ups to the voters who kicked her ass out, if I talk like this to my friends they don’t snitch, they laugh and goad me on
it’s genuinely so beast mode that voters in virginia saw these jay jones texts leak and elected him by 7 point and then flipped the seat of the republican who leaked these texts to a democrat lmfao
November 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Big ups to the voters who kicked her ass out, if I talk like this to my friends they don’t snitch, they laugh and goad me on
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I bet I could wreck a Hobbit open palm slaps only no knuckles allowed. Just one well placed pop across the rosy cheek, thrown from the shoulder, and Pippin goes spinning to the dirt floor. Knock his fucking lights into The Age That Comes After.
November 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I bet I could wreck a Hobbit open palm slaps only no knuckles allowed. Just one well placed pop across the rosy cheek, thrown from the shoulder, and Pippin goes spinning to the dirt floor. Knock his fucking lights into The Age That Comes After.
on the flight back from shanghai to seattle in 2021 there was almost no one on the entire plane. there was a single guy who decided he wanted to wear a hazmat suit. we stretched across the four middle aisle seats and actually did luxuriate with the extra space
i like seeing people get really chuffed that they lucked out with a two seater all to themselves on the plane and then twisting themselves into painful pretzels trying to luxuriate with the extra space
November 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
on the flight back from shanghai to seattle in 2021 there was almost no one on the entire plane. there was a single guy who decided he wanted to wear a hazmat suit. we stretched across the four middle aisle seats and actually did luxuriate with the extra space
We need to go back to shaming sellouts. This is sellout shit.
just had the realization that the type of person who enjoys making ai art is someone who prioritizes it’s consumption, while those who dislikes ai art is someone who values the act of creating art
November 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
We need to go back to shaming sellouts. This is sellout shit.
Oh that? That’s The Motor. It never stops, even if everyone else’s power goes out. Nobody really knows what it does anymore, but legend says it was constructed when the sun still shone, and if we ever let The Motor stop, we’ll never even have a chance at seeing the sun again. I wouldn’t go near it.
Here’s the thing, if we did something like this they would just turn on a gigantic electric wheel that gets rid of the extra electricity
Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
November 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Oh that? That’s The Motor. It never stops, even if everyone else’s power goes out. Nobody really knows what it does anymore, but legend says it was constructed when the sun still shone, and if we ever let The Motor stop, we’ll never even have a chance at seeing the sun again. I wouldn’t go near it.
did someone order another curse from etsy
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
did someone order another curse from etsy
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I have 2 cats. One jumps into my lap and purrs. The other forces me into an elaborate ritual before I’m allowed the privilege of petting him. If at any time I break protocol he becomes displeased and either won’t speak to me at all or screams with indignity
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I have 2 cats. One jumps into my lap and purrs. The other forces me into an elaborate ritual before I’m allowed the privilege of petting him. If at any time I break protocol he becomes displeased and either won’t speak to me at all or screams with indignity
if it were me, i would simply live my life in a way that doesn't make everyone surrounding me wish for my violent death
There's so many of these btw, NoVa right wingers realizing that their neighbors genuinely hate them
November 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
if it were me, i would simply live my life in a way that doesn't make everyone surrounding me wish for my violent death
oh great he's mayor for two days and he's already opening portals. what's next, scrying with a mysterious orb?
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November 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
oh great he's mayor for two days and he's already opening portals. what's next, scrying with a mysterious orb?
I have 2 cats. One jumps into my lap and purrs. The other forces me into an elaborate ritual before I’m allowed the privilege of petting him. If at any time I break protocol he becomes displeased and either won’t speak to me at all or screams with indignity
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I have 2 cats. One jumps into my lap and purrs. The other forces me into an elaborate ritual before I’m allowed the privilege of petting him. If at any time I break protocol he becomes displeased and either won’t speak to me at all or screams with indignity