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Here are the winners of Jezebel's 2025 Scary Story Contest. Read at your own risk!
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10 Spine-Chilling Stories That Will Make Your Skin Crawl
Here are the winners of Jezebel's 2025 Scary Story Contest. Read at your own risk!
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The Democratic Party folds faster than a lawn chair in a hurricane.
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Here Are the 7 Democrats Who Just Threw Americans Under the Bus
The Democratic Party folds faster than a lawn chair in a hurricane.
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November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Gregory Bovino‘s Operation Midway Blitz in Chicago has hit a new low.
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DHS Just Pepper-Sprayed a Baby
Gregory Bovino‘s Operation Midway Blitz in Chicago has hit a new low.
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November 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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i have once again written about Meghan Markle: www.jezebel.com/its-official...
It’s Official: Meghan & Harry Have Traded Monarchy for Oligarchy
They attended the 70th birthday party of Kris Jenner, who doesn’t look a day over [insert age you’re supposed to look when you pay $100,000 for a facelift at age 69].
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November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Gregory Bovino‘s Operation Midway Blitz in Chicago has hit a new low.
www.jezebel.com/dhs-just-pep...
DHS Just Pepper-Sprayed a Baby
Gregory Bovino‘s Operation Midway Blitz in Chicago has hit a new low.
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November 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Davis’ petition to the Supreme Court argued it should overturn Obergefell v. Hodges for the same reasons it overturned Roe v. Wade.
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Kim Davis Fails (Again!) to Ruin Same-Sex Marriage
Davis’ petition to the Supreme Court argued it should overturn Obergefell v. Hodges for the same reasons it overturned Roe v. Wade.
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November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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“In truth, being a conservative woman in law school, particularly, takes a lot of courage and independence, and in many ways shows more feminism…” Justice Amy Coney Barrett said this week. Asteroid?
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Conservative Woman Who Helped Gut Women’s Healthcare Declares Conservative Law Students the Real Feminists
“In truth, being a conservative woman in law school, particularly, takes a lot of courage and independence, and in many ways shows more feminism…” Justice Amy Coney Barrett said this week. Asteroid?
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November 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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While women are fighting for basic reproductive rights, Silicon Valley is literally investing in guys who want their cum to race.
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More Bad News: Tech Bros Are Sperm Racing
While women are fighting for basic reproductive rights, Silicon Valley is literally investing in guys who want their cum to race.
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November 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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They attended the 70th birthday party of Kris Jenner, who doesn’t look a day over [insert age you’re supposed to look when you pay $100,000 for a facelift at age 69].
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It’s Official: Meghan & Harry Have Traded Monarchy for Oligarchy
They attended the 70th birthday party of Kris Jenner, who doesn’t look a day over [insert age you’re supposed to look when you pay $100,000 for a facelift at age 69].
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November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Barf Bag: I'm sure it was just the booing...
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Trump Got Booed So Hard He Forgot His Name
Barf bag: I'm sure it was just the booing...
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November 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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“In truth, being a conservative woman in law school, particularly, takes a lot of courage and independence, and in many ways shows more feminism…” Justice Amy Coney Barrett said this week. Asteroid?
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Conservative Woman Who Helped Gut Women’s Healthcare Declares Conservative Law Students the Real Feminists
“In truth, being a conservative woman in law school, particularly, takes a lot of courage and independence, and in many ways shows more feminism…” Justice Amy Coney Barrett said this week. Asteroid?
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November 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Elections in California, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and Virginia were good news for reproductive freedom.
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Democrats Won Practically Everywhere Last Night, and Helped Protect Abortion Access
Elections in California, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and Virginia were good news for reproductive freedom.
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November 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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In 2019, Keke Palmer gave us a momentary imagining of an America untouched and unaffected by Dick Cheney.
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Sorry (Not Sorry) to This Man, Who Died
Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.
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November 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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While women are fighting for basic reproductive rights, Silicon Valley is literally investing in guys who want their cum to race.
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More Bad News: Tech Bros Are Sperm Racing
While women are fighting for basic reproductive rights, Silicon Valley is literally investing in guys who want their cum to race.
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November 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Not only did NYC see the highest voter turnout in a mayoral election since 1969, but the race was called minutes after polls closed. And I did not feel like I was going to throw up once.
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That Was the Quickest, Least Stressful Election Night I've Ever Experienced
Not only did NYC see the highest voter turnout in a mayoral election since 1969, but the race was called minutes after polls closed. And I did not feel like I was going to throw up once.
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November 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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They're trying to ensure that what happened to Adriana Smith in Georgia can't happen to any pregnant person in Michigan.
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Michigan Women Sue the State So They Can't Be Forced to Be Incubators
They're trying to ensure that what happened to Adriana Smith in Georgia can't happen to any pregnant person in Michigan.
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November 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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“Breast cancer doesn’t care what gender you are,” the co-founders of HIS Breast Cancer Awareness told Jezebel.
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Trump’s Anti-Trans Agenda Is Hurting Veterans With Male Breast Cancer
“Breast cancer doesn’t care what gender you are,” the co-founders of HIS Breast Cancer Awareness told Jezebel.
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November 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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On Thursday, Nebraska's Governor and Florida's Attorney General each made moves to further gut abortion access in their states.
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Florida and Nebraska Just Killed My Blue Wave High
On Thursday, Nebraska's Governor and Florida's Attorney General each made moves to further gut abortion access in their states.
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November 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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I hate to say it worked.
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Women’s Soccer Coach Let ChatGPT Run Her Defense
I hate to say it worked.
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November 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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She really waited until the 119th hour to call it.
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Thanks for Not Insisting on Dying in Office, Nancy Pelosi
She really waited until the 119th hour to call it.
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November 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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This woman is so bland that even her taste buds were scandalized by a little spice.
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Candace Cameron Bure Now Supports Salt, No Update on Gay Marriage Though
This woman is so bland that even her taste buds were scandalized by a little spice.
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November 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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The attorney retroactively appointed Halligan as a “special attorney” to protect the indictments against James Comey and Letitia James.
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Pam Bondi Figures Out Time Travel for Lindsey Halligan
The attorney retroactively appointed Halligan as a “special attorney” to protect the indictments against James Comey and Letitia James.
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November 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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A big blue wave hit the U.S. Tuesday night—and at least one Republican on Wednesday morning suggested that someone “launch the nuke.”
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Behold the Right’s Post-Election 2025 Crashout
A big blue wave hit the U.S. Tuesday night—and at least one Republican on Wednesday morning suggested that someone “launch the nuke.”
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November 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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On Thursday, Nebraska's Governor and Florida's Attorney General each made moves to further gut abortion access in their states.
www.jezebel.com/florida-and-...
Florida and Nebraska Just Killed My Blue Wave High
On Thursday, Nebraska's Governor and Florida's Attorney General each made moves to further gut abortion access in their states.
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November 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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We’re officially in the longest government shutdown in history, and the FAA said they’ll be cutting air traffic by 10% beginning Friday.
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Good Luck Flying Home This Thanksgiving
We’re officially in the longest government shutdown in history, and the FAA said they’ll be cutting air traffic by 10% beginning Friday.
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November 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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While women are fighting for basic reproductive rights, Silicon Valley is literally investing in guys who want their cum to race.
www.jezebel.com/more-bad-new...
More Bad News: Tech Bros Are Sperm Racing
While women are fighting for basic reproductive rights, Silicon Valley is literally investing in guys who want their cum to race.
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November 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM