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Here are the winners of Jezebel's 2025 Scary Story Contest. Read at your own risk!
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10 Spine-Chilling Stories That Will Make Your Skin Crawl
Here are the winners of Jezebel's 2025 Scary Story Contest. Read at your own risk!
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Wrote this a year ago for @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social: "abortion opponents are working to make it easier to get the public on board [with bans] by conflating the mailing of abortion pills with trafficking illicit drugs. After all, most people oppose drug trafficking."
NEW: Anti-abortion groups want to enforce a 150-year-old law to ban abortion pills, which would be deeply unpopular. Now they're trying to rebrand the Comstock Act as an anti-drug trafficking statute, a move one expert compared to Nixon's manufactured War on Drugs.
Me in @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social:
Inside the ‘Diabolical’ Campaign to Ban Abortion Pills by Rebranding the Comstock Act
Conservative groups have launched a PR campaign to frame the Comstock Act of 1873 as an anti-drug trafficking law. One expert compared it to the Nixon administration’s manufactured War on Drugs.
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February 3, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Former staffers also say she made them bring her bottles of tequila at 2 a.m., according to New York Magazine.
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Nancy Mace Made Staff Upvote Reddit Posts About Her Being the ‘Hottest' Woman in Congress
Former staffers also say she made them bring her bottles of tequila at 2 a.m., according to New York Magazine.
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February 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
According to Variety, following a series of not-so-flattering headlines, Cole Walliser was not hired for Sunday’s show, as E! rethinks “its strategy around future telecasts.”
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The Grammys Red Carpet Was Very Noticeably Missing a Certain (Glambot) Guy
According to Variety, following a series of not-so-flattering headlines, Cole Walliser was not hired for Sunday’s show, as E! rethinks “its strategy around future telecasts.”
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February 3, 2026 at 3:55 PM
The House votes today on whether to pass the funding package or extend the partial shutdown.
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Oh Yeah, We're in a Partial Government Shutdown, BTW
House Speaker Mike Johnson—who monitors porn intake with his son—says he’s “confident” it’ll end by Tuesday.
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February 3, 2026 at 3:13 PM
The Director of National Intelligence is accused of stalling a whistleblower complaint that her office calls “politically motivated,” but another official says could pose a national security risk if revealed.
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Why Is a Whistleblower Complaint About Tulsi Gabbard Locked in a Safe???
The Director of National Intelligence is accused of stalling a whistleblower complaint that her office calls “politically motivated,” but another official says could pose a national security risk if r...
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February 3, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Former staffers also say she made them bring her bottles of tequila at 2 a.m., according to New York Magazine.
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Nancy Mace Made Staff Upvote Reddit Posts About Her Being the ‘Hottest' Woman in Congress
Former staffers also say she made them bring her bottles of tequila at 2 a.m., according to New York Magazine.
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February 3, 2026 at 12:15 AM
House Speaker Mike Johnson—who monitors porn intake with his son—says he’s “confident” it’ll end by Tuesday.
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Oh Yeah, We're in a Partial Government Shutdown, BTW
House Speaker Mike Johnson—who monitors porn intake with his son—says he’s “confident” it’ll end by Tuesday.
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February 2, 2026 at 11:14 PM
And all the king's horses and (almost) all the king's men all get a mention.
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Let's Take Another Look at the Latest Epstein Files Dump
And all the king's horses and (almost) all the king's men all get a mention.
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February 2, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Tell us who's right, who's wrong, and why Greg Olson should maybe be the Pizza Hut spokesperson instead.
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Should Tom Brady Be Barred from Pizza Commercials? Jezebel Discusses
Tell us who's right, who's wrong, and why Greg Olson should maybe be the Pizza Hut spokesperson instead.
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February 2, 2026 at 4:43 PM
It felt good to chuckle for exactly 0.2 seconds.
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Comment of the Week: 'Bovino Is So Tiny That...'
It felt good to chuckle for exactly 0.2 seconds.
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February 2, 2026 at 4:14 PM
MS Now reports that anti-abortion extremists have been emboldened by the DOJ’s decision to limit enforcement of a 1994 law meant to protect reproductive health clinics from violence.
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Anti-Abortion Extremists, Including Those Trump Pardoned, Are Remobilizing to Harass Clinics
MS Now reports that anti-abortion extremists have been emboldened by the DOJ’s decision to limit enforcement of a 1994 law meant to protect reproductive health clinics from violence.
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February 2, 2026 at 4:13 PM
“Before I say thanks to God, I’m going to say ICE out,” my husband Bad Bunny said at the start of his acceptance speech.
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The Grammys Actually Acknowledged What’s Going on in the World
“Before I say thanks to God, I’m going to say ICE out,” my husband Bad Bunny said at the start of his acceptance speech.
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February 2, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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This man simply doesn’t need any more money and certainly not from a company trafficking in NIGHTSHADES @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social
Should Tom Brady Be Barred from Pizza Commercials? Jezebel Discusses
Tell us who's right, who's wrong, and why Greg Olson should maybe be the Pizza Hut spokesperson instead.
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February 1, 2026 at 4:27 AM
It felt good to chuckle for exactly 0.2 seconds.
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Comment of the Week: 'Bovino Is So Tiny That...'
It felt good to chuckle for exactly 0.2 seconds.
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February 1, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Reposted by Jezebel
Tell us who's right, who's wrong, and why Greg Olson should maybe be the Pizza Hut spokesperson instead.

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Should Tom Brady Be Barred from Pizza Commercials?: Jezebel Discusses
Tell us who's right, who's wrong, and why Greg Olson should maybe be the Pizza Hut spokesperson instead.
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January 30, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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“I was 13 years old when Donald J Trump raped me. Ghislaine Maxwell was also present,” reads one of the files, compiled from an FBI tip line record.
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DOJ Drops Millions of Epstein Files, Then Briefly Pulls 1 Listing Sexual Abuse Allegations Against Trump
“I was 13 years old when Donald J Trump raped me. Ghislaine Maxwell was also present,” reads one of the files, compiled from an FBI tip line record.
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January 30, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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It's not bad, per se, but it has none of the care and consideration that was evident in McCurdy’s memoir, I’m Glad My Mom Died.

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Jennette McCurdy's New Novel, 'Half His Age,' Follows a Familiar Script
It's not bad, per se, but it has none of the care and consideration that was evident in McCurdy’s memoir, I’m Glad My Mom Died.
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January 30, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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Barf Bag: MAGA podcaster turned FBI director Kash Patel posted about a Mexican raid that was supposed to be a secret. Oopsies!
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The Director of the FBI Cannot Stop Tweeting About Its Investigations
Barf Bag: MAGA podcaster turned FBI director Kash Patel posted about a Mexican raid that was supposed to be a secret. Oopsies!
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January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
MS Now reports that anti-abortion extremists have been emboldened by the DOJ’s decision to limit enforcement of a 1994 law meant to protect reproductive health clinics from violence.
www.jezebel.com/anti-abortio...
Anti-Abortion Extremists, Including Those Trump Pardoned, Are Remobilizing to Harass Clinics
MS Now reports that anti-abortion extremists have been emboldened by the DOJ’s decision to limit enforcement of a 1994 law meant to protect reproductive health clinics from violence.
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January 31, 2026 at 5:25 PM
“Mama, I thought we had time,” Macaulay Culkin wrote in an Instagram tribute. "I heard you. But I had so much more to say. I love you. I’ll see you later."
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Comedian, Actress, Icon Catherine O'Hara Dead at 71
TMZ reports that two sources confirmed the Emmy-winning star passed away on Friday.
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January 30, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Barf Bag: MAGA podcaster turned FBI director Kash Patel posted about a Mexican raid that was supposed to be a secret. Oopsies!
www.jezebel.com/the-director...
The Director of the FBI Cannot Stop Tweeting About Its Investigations
Barf Bag: MAGA podcaster turned FBI director Kash Patel posted about a Mexican raid that was supposed to be a secret. Oopsies!
www.jezebel.com
January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
It's not bad, per se, but it has none of the care and consideration that was evident in McCurdy’s memoir, I’m Glad My Mom Died.

www.jezebel.com/jennette-mcc...
Jennette McCurdy's New Novel, 'Half His Age,' Follows a Familiar Script
It's not bad, per se, but it has none of the care and consideration that was evident in McCurdy’s memoir, I’m Glad My Mom Died.
www.jezebel.com
January 30, 2026 at 10:58 PM
“I was 13 years old when Donald J Trump raped me. Ghislaine Maxwell was also present,” reads one of the files, compiled from an FBI tip line record.
www.jezebel.com/doj-drops-mi...
DOJ Drops Millions of Epstein Files, Then Briefly Pulls 1 Listing Sexual Abuse Allegations Against Trump
“I was 13 years old when Donald J Trump raped me. Ghislaine Maxwell was also present,” reads one of the files, compiled from an FBI tip line record.
www.jezebel.com
January 30, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Tell us who's right, who's wrong, and why Greg Olson should maybe be the Pizza Hut spokesperson instead.

www.jezebel.com/should-tom-b...
Should Tom Brady Be Barred from Pizza Commercials?: Jezebel Discusses
Tell us who's right, who's wrong, and why Greg Olson should maybe be the Pizza Hut spokesperson instead.
www.jezebel.com
January 30, 2026 at 7:49 PM
TMZ reports that two sources confirmed the Emmy-winning star passed away on Friday.
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Comedian, Actress, Icon Catherine O'Hara Dead at 71
TMZ reports that two sources confirmed the Emmy-winning star passed away on Friday.
www.jezebel.com
January 30, 2026 at 7:08 PM