haze
@strangehaze44.bsky.social
glimmers that keep me vaguely (eh.) sane, my doggos, nature, a bit o' gothic architecture, yoga and did i say my doggos? main comfort books/shows, Discworld, Twin Peaks, Buffy. She/her
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I wish I was living in the 80s-movies version of the 80s
June 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I wish I was living in the 80s-movies version of the 80s
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is there anything better than when a dog is a circle
May 25, 2025 at 12:40 PM
is there anything better than when a dog is a circle
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Referring to my health as my “wellness” is both misleading and fucking hilarious
May 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Referring to my health as my “wellness” is both misleading and fucking hilarious
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Genie: (about to make another grilled cheese sandwich) are you sure
Me: (already holding two grilled cheese sandwiches) yes
Me: (already holding two grilled cheese sandwiches) yes
May 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Genie: (about to make another grilled cheese sandwich) are you sure
Me: (already holding two grilled cheese sandwiches) yes
Me: (already holding two grilled cheese sandwiches) yes
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The big “why do you hate AI?” Thread got comments and quotes turned off, but here’s the main reason I hate AI:
It’s being developed by the worst people on the planet solely to enrich themselves at the expense and labor of the world’s vulnerable populations. Everything else stems from that
It’s being developed by the worst people on the planet solely to enrich themselves at the expense and labor of the world’s vulnerable populations. Everything else stems from that
May 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The big “why do you hate AI?” Thread got comments and quotes turned off, but here’s the main reason I hate AI:
It’s being developed by the worst people on the planet solely to enrich themselves at the expense and labor of the world’s vulnerable populations. Everything else stems from that
It’s being developed by the worst people on the planet solely to enrich themselves at the expense and labor of the world’s vulnerable populations. Everything else stems from that
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Considering how many times I have inhaled Parmesan, it's a miracle I'm still alive.
May 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Considering how many times I have inhaled Parmesan, it's a miracle I'm still alive.
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This is Nugget. She only met these new friends today, but they have already made her their leader. 13/10
May 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This is Nugget. She only met these new friends today, but they have already made her their leader. 13/10
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The most challenging part of cooking is calculating the number of people I am.
January 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The most challenging part of cooking is calculating the number of people I am.
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I saw a fuzzy little caterpillar crawling across a window and it’s been the highlight of my day so far
May 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I saw a fuzzy little caterpillar crawling across a window and it’s been the highlight of my day so far
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Once upon a time, there was a plant. It was beautiful and full of life, then someone gave it to me and it died.
The end.
The end.
April 18, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Once upon a time, there was a plant. It was beautiful and full of life, then someone gave it to me and it died.
The end.
The end.
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There are two cats inside of me. One staring at me and one ignoring me.
April 16, 2025 at 7:57 AM
There are two cats inside of me. One staring at me and one ignoring me.
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Eating a salad as a kid: Ew, gross!
Eating a salad as an adult: Ew, gross!
Eating a salad as an adult: Ew, gross!
May 8, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Eating a salad as a kid: Ew, gross!
Eating a salad as an adult: Ew, gross!
Eating a salad as an adult: Ew, gross!
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why the fuck didn’t they just call this “CAULIFLOUR”
April 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
why the fuck didn’t they just call this “CAULIFLOUR”
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I see a toad, I pick up a toad. Toad pees on me. Will I ever stop picking up toads? Not likely.
May 8, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I see a toad, I pick up a toad. Toad pees on me. Will I ever stop picking up toads? Not likely.
*watching a butterfly*
do you dream you're a man?
have you got a podcast?
do you dream you're a man?
have you got a podcast?
May 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
*watching a butterfly*
do you dream you're a man?
have you got a podcast?
do you dream you're a man?
have you got a podcast?
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Meet Peniagone papillata, a spectacular seafloor squish. This sea cucumber was observed on our abyssal plain research site off the coast of Santa Barbara 3,910 meters (12,828 feet) deep. #MBARIFromTheVault
May 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Meet Peniagone papillata, a spectacular seafloor squish. This sea cucumber was observed on our abyssal plain research site off the coast of Santa Barbara 3,910 meters (12,828 feet) deep. #MBARIFromTheVault
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It's a shrimp world we're all just living in it
May 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
It's a shrimp world we're all just living in it
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I don't have anything nice to say and my mother taught me to shut the fuck up if I don't have anything nice to say.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
May 7, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I don't have anything nice to say and my mother taught me to shut the fuck up if I don't have anything nice to say.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
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"Beam me up, Scotty..."
*Shakes combadge
"Scotty! Yo!"
*Blows into combadge
"Scotty, by all that's holy, if you don't get me out of here, right the fuck now, your name ever after is going to be 'Potty.'"
*Dematerializes
*Shakes combadge
"Scotty! Yo!"
*Blows into combadge
"Scotty, by all that's holy, if you don't get me out of here, right the fuck now, your name ever after is going to be 'Potty.'"
*Dematerializes
February 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"Beam me up, Scotty..."
*Shakes combadge
"Scotty! Yo!"
*Blows into combadge
"Scotty, by all that's holy, if you don't get me out of here, right the fuck now, your name ever after is going to be 'Potty.'"
*Dematerializes
*Shakes combadge
"Scotty! Yo!"
*Blows into combadge
"Scotty, by all that's holy, if you don't get me out of here, right the fuck now, your name ever after is going to be 'Potty.'"
*Dematerializes
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I HAVE JUST PURCHASED SOME LOVELY SOCKS WHICH ARE CUSHIONED COMPLETELY ON THE BOTTOMS BECAUSE I AM OLD AS SHIT AND MUST BE CUSHIONED AT ALL TIMES
May 7, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I HAVE JUST PURCHASED SOME LOVELY SOCKS WHICH ARE CUSHIONED COMPLETELY ON THE BOTTOMS BECAUSE I AM OLD AS SHIT AND MUST BE CUSHIONED AT ALL TIMES
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Jesus loves you, because he doesn’t live with you.
December 11, 2024 at 11:35 AM
Jesus loves you, because he doesn’t live with you.
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I thought I heard birds singing, but my nose was whistling.
May 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I thought I heard birds singing, but my nose was whistling.
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i gave mine a little hat
May 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i gave mine a little hat
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It's a good day to converse with owls perched inside of electrical outlets.
May 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
It's a good day to converse with owls perched inside of electrical outlets.