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Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone
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[IN THE QUERY CAVE!] Author (querying #4), personal cheerleader for nonfiction authors, very enthusiastic about nachos. TX Master Gardener, le$bean 🌈 mom to 3 queer kids & intersectional with my feminism. Future skeleton.

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Please bear witness to the most perfect flower (Japonica camelia) I’ve ever grown. 🌱
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1. Good riddance.

2. I am already seeing people on the left praising her and saying she should join the Democrats. HER ENTIRE RESIGNATION SPEECH WAS DUMPING ON TRANS PEOPLE AND IMMIGRANTS.

www.huffpost.com/entry/marjor...
Marjorie Taylor Greene To Resign From Congress | HuffPost Latest News
The surprising news comes amid a public feud with President Donald Trump.
www.huffpost.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Hey friends, if you could repost this, I would be very grateful.
Hey non-local pals, Parents of Special People LLC are doing a gala in February to fundraise for our operating costs next year, and are looking for donations of gifts or sponsorship.

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November 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Hey I just want to remind everyone that even if vaccines did cause autism (they don’t), they also cause ALIVE CHILDREN, and if you don’t think an alive autistic child is something to celebrate, please fuck off into the sun forever
The U.S. government is now inarguably spreading medical disinformation that is going to kill babies preferentially.

Period.

This is an INTOLERABLE. UNPRECEDENTED. DANGEROUS. ATTACK. ON ALL OF US.
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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"SNAP is not welfare for hungry people. It's corporate welfare for companies exploiting low-income people. Healthcare is a human right and corporations should offer living wages."
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Oh ho ho!!
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I am seriously going to need my fellow #exmos (@Swilua?) to explain when Utah culture went from living room pictures of the prophet and the A12/White Jesus to stalker-hunter Jesus because I HAVE QUESTIONS
WHAT THE IN THE SAM’S CLUB PHOTOBOOTH IS THIS IMAGE BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE JESUS OF NAZARETH BUSTING A SUB 10 DASH AT A SHEEP
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Watching the finale of S3, Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, and so many of them are SO PREGNANT and as someone who also followed that timeline of pregnancy (3 kids by 29) THEY ARE TOO UNCOMFORTABLE FOR THESE SHENANIGANS.

There is a literal FOOT in your spleen and you’re up in this mess?
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
People smarter than me, this is also why you shouldn't "match" or "donate" at the register, right? Big Store gets to claim your roundup/gift as THEIR donation, meaning they don't have to actually donate anything from their coffers and STILL get the tax perk?
November 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend.

Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Employee of a Federal Official Charged with Conspiracy to Falsely Report Violent Attack and Giving False Statements to Law Enforcement
A New Jersey woman was charged with conspiring and falsely reporting to law enforcement that she had been violently assaulted with a firearm due to her employment with a federal official.
www.justice.gov
November 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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🧵
Let me tell you about the other Epstein files the Trump administration is STILL HIDING — records that aren’t affected by the bill Congress passed today.
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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I can no longer follow the plot of this show. I suspect the writers and actors can’t either. I don’t think they have a show runner.
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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I AM WHEEZING AT A PITCH ONLY DOGS CAN HEAR
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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me: why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near

the Bird Summoner: probably a coincidence
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
What bugs me about all the “gold” that looks like it came from a can of Krylon is that it’s so buttery yellow. Like the chrome underneath is coming through.
Q: Why wait for Congress to release the Epstein files? Why not just do it now?

TRUMP: It's not the question that I mind. It's your attitude. I think you're a terrible reporter. It's the way you ask these questions. You start off with a man who's highly respected asking him an insubordinate question
November 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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I have been thinking about this line today, on the value of editors, from the late great John Bennet, for no reason in particular.
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Honestly I can see how someone would be seduced by RFK Jr’s sensual charms when he turns to you and says [SOUND OF BROKEN GLASS IN GARBAGE DISPOSAL]
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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This shit is BAD for the same people being told that it's "inevitable" and "a necessary tool."
We only have this planet to live on.
November 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Normal shit here. Just praying for a coke/adderall heart attack almost every night so I can wake up like
a man laying on a bed looking at his phone with a shirt that says brooklyn great
Alt: a man laying on a bed looking at his phone with a smile
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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At a fundamental level, we have to accept much of silicon valley has gone insane.
An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’
Patrick Gelsinger, executive chairman of Gloo, has made it his mission to advance Christian principles in Silicon Valley
www.theguardian.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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If I had a shitload of money and wished to hasten the arrival of the Kingdom of God I would simply follow the clearly labeled instructions by housing immigrants, freeing prisoners, and so forth
October 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Escape room where the thing you are trying to escape is reading about Olivia Nuzzi
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Secret Lives of Mormon Wives producers accidentally made an extremely depressing documentary about the misogyny of Mormon culture that gets more dire with each passing season
November 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM