I am an open book!!

And I wrote the LDS Sparkledammerung, the deep dive into Mormonism in Twilight. 😂

I wrote a book about coming out on a Mormon mission (And It Came To Pass) with a podcast (Oh My Heck!) and because of my family connection/my ex husband, helped the TX Rangers in their takedown of the YFZ Ranch. ☺️

Oh she is great! And Nemo is the best spy with Gs ever!!

Whew, I had that in a mental lockbox and you just come breaking THAT one out…

Wise.

Also, did things change in the LDS church to perform a baby blessing quickly after birth? Because this child can stand and walk. (Norm when mine were little was three to four weeks after birth)

(And also, clearly the parents aren’t active and this is all moot)

You’re… not fully wrong.

WHAT THE IN THE SAM’S CLUB PHOTOBOOTH IS THIS IMAGE BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE JESUS OF NAZARETH BUSTING A SUB 10 DASH AT A SHEEP

“I regret we let a greasy man get in between us.”

The most evergreen of statements, universal application.

Taylor gives hard core pilgrim stock. I will not elaborate. #handcart

I don’t know if anyone watches but Mikayla is the most normal/accurate representation. And I’d love to hear how mad her mom is that she doesn’t wear garments.

Loooool they are having a “Testimony Meeting” and everyone is bawling and that is exactly what Girl’s Camp is like, help I’m having flashbacks.

Also, this is in no way accurate representation of day to day Utah Mormons, it must always be said.

The bitchy cattiness is 💯 however. Ain’t no mean like Utah Mormon mean.

Heritage Foundation will love that.