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Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone
@stoneyboboney.bsky.social
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[IN THE QUERY CAVE!] Author (querying #4), personal cheerleader for nonfiction authors, very enthusiastic about nachos. TX Master Gardener, le$bean 🌈 mom to 3 queer kids & intersectional with my feminism. Future skeleton.

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WHAT THE IN THE SAM’S CLUB PHOTOBOOTH IS THIS IMAGE BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE JESUS OF NAZARETH BUSTING A SUB 10 DASH AT A SHEEP
Two men stand in front of a picture of a sheep with a robed man running at it, proudly hung as art
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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So you don't see this? (Again, I'm on a Mac, and sorry for the no Alt Text)
November 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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The BAREST edge of Northern lights all the way in North Texas! 😍
A faint pink hue on the horizon in a dark night above a tree canopy.
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Watching the new Del Toro revision of FRANKENSTEIN and honestly I just gasped at the gorgeous burled walnut grand piano in the parlor and you need to see this beautiful instrument. (No one made pianos like the Germans in the 1800s. No one.)
A grand room with an ornate grand piano with elaborately carved legs.
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Still looking for a costume idea?
Spirit Halloween costume with the costume named BEN, and the image is of a beautiful women, a goddess named Glory. Are we all very stoned?
October 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Whoever at Samsung is responsible for this stupid button, like we’re all back on cable tv, aka the BACK YOU OUT OF ALL PLATFORMS button, when you mean to use the ▶️ button, may the world be littered with Lego bricks and you never find a shoe. (& we never want Samsung+. Gross)
A hand holds a tv remote with the Guide Button circled in red.
October 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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I believe in bullying bullies.
Image of a hippie, fat-faced JD Vance repeated with “did you even think to say thank you” in the corner.
October 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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I know people Have Opinions (and with good reason) for true crime but I’m very proud that I helped put a murderous, pedophilic cult’s leaders in prison. The YFZ Ranch was… rotten.
Image of the My Favorite Murder podcast label with IT ME at 1:18:45 for people to skip to the “hometown” story.
October 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Sometimes, nature resets your nervous system. Sunset over Lake Superior (Apostle Islands) and the Harvest Moon just now.
Calm waters of Lake Superior with a band of coral and yellow along the horizon More of the orange and yellow band at the horizon with birch trees on the right and cotton candy pink clouds in the sky, sunset. Night in the forest, a full moon rising above firs and pines.
October 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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I swear this is connected to ALIEN:EARTH. I swear. Pinkie swear. Click to see how. (Also, where my FO: NewVegas friends at?)

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Vintage ad for an 80s era children’s toy, CASEY the robot cassette tape player.
September 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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a round faced a long, curly haired JD Vance is repeated over and over on a field with a rainbow and the words DID YOU EVEN SAY THANK YOU
September 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Grabbed fresh poblanos to make a chile relleno casserole with these beans (and rice, onion, homemade salsa) and WHEN I TELL YOU HOW GOOD THIS IS (bites fist) 🤩
A small casserole dish with browned egg on top, poblano peppers peeking through. A slice of the casserole with beans and salsa spilling out.
September 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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2 hours in, aromatics pulled, the house smells amazing. Half of these will be turned into refried beans as I made bacon yesterday and that grease is gooooooold.

1 more hour to go!
The beans from before in a rich reddish brown sauce, simmering.
September 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Some Sundays are just made for cooking a big pot of spicy pinto beans. See you in three hours…
A pot with pintos, a quartered onion and garlic cloves, and a few spicy Mexican peppers peeking through.
September 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Eeeeeee! Green lacewing eggs! They should hatch in days, then I’ll have an army of little alligator looking friends eating up bad bugs. 🌱
In front of a palm to show their size, tiny wisps rise from a brown leaf, a microscopic white oval at the end of each, a lacewing egg. They are a super fantastic beneficial insect for gardens.
September 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Drop an old person you are going to turn into in the future
Augura from the Dark Crystal.
September 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Someone posted this is a comment section somewhere on a post that we could bully V*nce into quitting and I wheeze-laughed for a long time
A surrealist image of a bloated and permed JD Cance, ever repeating in a copy paste fever dream, as a young white couple walk towards the end of knowing. Over this are the words did you even say thank you.
August 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social and his team are GENIUS.
August 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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I missed it because of travel/no-internet but I have a tradition every year on my birthday (8/8) to take a selfie, no makeup or filters, no surgery or fillers, to normalize women aging. A few days late, but this is the face of 53. It feels good to get older and a tad wiser.
A white woman with blue glasses, wavy brown hair and a green shirt smiles into the camera.
August 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Life is hard. Let Tulip the Rescue be a balm.
A grey tabby squints and smiles as she’s held by an arm. She has peach margins at her chin and appears very soft. (OP says she’s soft like a rabbit)
August 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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I have so much housework to do (including removing the bird nest from my chimney) as I’m traveling this coming Friday but I’m laid up with wicked painful Achilles tendinitis. 😩

Henry Purrnett, however, knows an opportunity when he sees it.
Closeup of a black cat staring into the camera, sprawled over his person. In the distance, and ankle wrapped in a bandage and an untidy house.
August 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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I mean sure but not this topic. This is a TOLERABLE example

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A poor dog with beige fur and darker tan margins but the egregious part is the prominent eyelid and smug smile He knows he’s an abomination. He knows.
July 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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I’m uh… not hanging outside in this weather.
Screenshot of the current temperature, reading 98F with a real feel of 114F
July 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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July 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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My timeline did a thing…
A screenshot of a post that reads: Just to put this in context. The House Rules Committee needs to report a rule so the speaker can put bills on the floor. The rules committee is paralyzed because of how the speaker is dealing with the Epstein issue. So the House can’t do anything of substance this week. Below from the Frog and Toad Bot account: “Why are you banging your head against the wall?” asked Frog. “I hope that if I bang my head against the wall it will help me think of a story,” said Toad.
July 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM