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StinkyGr33n
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I love gummy bears, dogs, and cool people.
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StinkyGr33n @stinkygr33n.bsky.social · Aug 7
*Creating bees*

God: Make them highly beneficial to the ecosystem.

Angel: Sure thing, boss.

God: Give 'em the greatest knees of all time
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itmechriswade.bsky.social
This guy needs to run. He ain't perfect by no stretch of the imagination but I'm not asking for perfection.

Im asking to let this man cook for a little bit and then push his ass further left than he is now.
strictlychristo.bsky.social StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻🚫👑 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · Mar 15
Gov. Walz, "There’s nothing conservative about an unelected South African nepo baby firing people at the VA."
March 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
I quit smoking thirteen years ago, but every once in a while, I still enjoy a camel on the balcony.
A camel stands on a small balcony of an apartment building.
January 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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thestephenward.bsky.social
London…
February 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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jakevig.bsky.social
"Honey, you've barely touched your microplastics."
February 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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james.tarnation.lol
any vehicle that gets you the fuck away from people is technically a space shuttle
February 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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solitudex.bsky.social
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
socialoutcast82.bsky.social Social Outcast @socialoutcast82.bsky.social · Feb 24
The look you make when you just want to fart, but end up shitting your pants instead...
February 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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outonthemoors.bsky.social
Pleased to make your acquaintance, sirs
Cafeteria dish full of rounded meaty things with a notice at the front saying "Meet balls"
February 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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erikforrestjackson.com
I’m tryin real hard have this kind of day
A woman on a beach bent over so that it looks like a rainbow in the sky is coming outta her butt
February 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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gensibayan.bsky.social
I've got a song stuck in my head, it goes "miaow miaow miAOw Miaooow" and I think that's enough internet for me for the day.
February 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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snappleroan.bsky.social
library of alexxianandnria
January 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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snappleroan.bsky.social
great job on the internet today everybody, see you tomorrow! 💖
January 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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krassenstein.bsky.social
February 23, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social
Obama knew
February 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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vtbee80.bsky.social
romantic first date idea: you murder me and leave my body in the woods 🥰
February 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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wakeupangry.bsky.social
Pez scented cologne
February 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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vtbee80.bsky.social
sorry i’m late; i was masturbating
January 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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daddyjew.bsky.social
Bank teller: your change is $100, how would you like it?

Me: I will like it a lot, thank you
February 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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frankchips.bsky.social
*knuckle tats*
UNCLENCH
February 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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steamymac.bsky.social
Paid a mime fifty bucks to follow me around all day and make the jerkoff motion every time I talk.
February 21, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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xinicit.bsky.social
I also brought sexy back. The clerk almost didn’t take it, but I had the receipt.
February 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM