Social Outcast
@socialoutcast82.bsky.social
Oh good, another social media account to not give a fuck about.
My shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:laeamlwwky4kbyoexzptf3ne/feed/aaam3yil5fr6k
My shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:laeamlwwky4kbyoexzptf3ne/feed/aaam3yil5fr6k
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brotisserie chicken the rotisserie chicken for men
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
brotisserie chicken the rotisserie chicken for men
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why does the most awkward person in every sitcom seem to be based on someone like me
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
why does the most awkward person in every sitcom seem to be based on someone like me
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these chores could have been a montage
June 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
these chores could have been a montage
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Some bees don't even appreciate their own knees cos body dysmorphia
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Some bees don't even appreciate their own knees cos body dysmorphia
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wore gasoline for cologne on my date to give off that manly musk. sparks flew. lesson learned.
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
wore gasoline for cologne on my date to give off that manly musk. sparks flew. lesson learned.
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I am tired of having a body, I think I will replace it with a trunk.
November 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I am tired of having a body, I think I will replace it with a trunk.
Quit trying to butter me up. I'm not a fucking dinner roll.
November 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Quit trying to butter me up. I'm not a fucking dinner roll.
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eating rotisserie chicken and drinking milk in my car and thinking how unfair it is that i'm so naturally sexy
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
eating rotisserie chicken and drinking milk in my car and thinking how unfair it is that i'm so naturally sexy
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When the waitress says "enjoy your meal" and you accidentally say " I love you too, milk mommy"
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
When the waitress says "enjoy your meal" and you accidentally say " I love you too, milk mommy"
Rise? Sure...but I draw the line at shine.
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Rise? Sure...but I draw the line at shine.
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Anxena: Worrier Princess
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Anxena: Worrier Princess
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Aaah keyboard click sounds, the wind chimes of technology
November 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Aaah keyboard click sounds, the wind chimes of technology
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McDonald's should put a nativity scene in all their restaurants in December.
Call it the McCrib.
Call it the McCrib.
November 29, 2024 at 6:45 PM
McDonald's should put a nativity scene in all their restaurants in December.
Call it the McCrib.
Call it the McCrib.
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For some reason I just don’t believe Folgers is the best part of waking up.
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
For some reason I just don’t believe Folgers is the best part of waking up.
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kermit gently placing a green finger on his lady love's lips "quiet, piggy"
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
kermit gently placing a green finger on his lady love's lips "quiet, piggy"
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Before you sit down, make sure you can reach the remote.
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Before you sit down, make sure you can reach the remote.
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[eating pasta to distract yourself from your problems]
spaghett n’ forget
spaghett n’ forget
November 18, 2025 at 6:29 AM
[eating pasta to distract yourself from your problems]
spaghett n’ forget
spaghett n’ forget
Welp, Twitter is down atm, so I guess I'm here for a bit.
November 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Welp, Twitter is down atm, so I guess I'm here for a bit.
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In an adjustment period (accidentally left the largest text setting on for days and now everything looks really small)
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
In an adjustment period (accidentally left the largest text setting on for days and now everything looks really small)
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Happiness does not require money or love ... it requires pills.
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Happiness does not require money or love ... it requires pills.
*reads room
*leaves
*leaves
October 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
*reads room
*leaves
*leaves
If all you sow is violence, dissention, and hate, guess what you're probably going to reap...
September 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If all you sow is violence, dissention, and hate, guess what you're probably going to reap...
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These mental health screening questions at the new doctor's office are making me concerned about myself.
August 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
These mental health screening questions at the new doctor's office are making me concerned about myself.
His pallbearers will probably include The Hamburgler and Grimace.
September 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
His pallbearers will probably include The Hamburgler and Grimace.
Prayers didn't work, so going forward we're moving to a "thoughts only" platform.
August 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Prayers didn't work, so going forward we're moving to a "thoughts only" platform.