Stewart Smith
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If you are black or white
Redneck funky, that’s alright
Blue eyes with a lot of soul
Common man has got his goal
Redneck funky, that’s alright
Blue eyes with a lot of soul
Common man has got his goal
Pinned
At Holiday Inn did Kubla Khan
A stately Holidome decree
A stately Holidome decree
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FULLER GO EASY ON THE PEPSI
December 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
FULLER GO EASY ON THE PEPSI
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die. He was unable to. He still walks among us, cursed to remember in a world where everyone has forgotten. He’s out there now, just beyond the light your lantern throws,
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die. He was unable to. He still walks among us, cursed to remember in a world where everyone has forgotten. He’s out there now, just beyond the light your lantern throws,
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Remember kids, if you're working today, no you're not. It's Christmas Eve Eve. Put 8 hours of fake meetings on your outlook calendar. You're meeting with Santa. Take a dozen smoke breaks and feed a reindeer. Dasher and Dancer love Newports. This work week is over if you believe it is.
December 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Remember kids, if you're working today, no you're not. It's Christmas Eve Eve. Put 8 hours of fake meetings on your outlook calendar. You're meeting with Santa. Take a dozen smoke breaks and feed a reindeer. Dasher and Dancer love Newports. This work week is over if you believe it is.
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sometimes this site is good
December 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
sometimes this site is good
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Nuts of distinction.
December 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Nuts of distinction.
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Viral coffee hole
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Viral coffee hole
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if I win first prize I'm taking 2nd and 3rd prize too.
January 10, 2024 at 5:11 AM
if I win first prize I'm taking 2nd and 3rd prize too.
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when you hear the fridge open and see them reaching for the kraft singles
December 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
when you hear the fridge open and see them reaching for the kraft singles
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get everyone gambling on their phone and then charge them for losing is actually pretty funny
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
get everyone gambling on their phone and then charge them for losing is actually pretty funny
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December 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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one of my favorite stories this year is that buc-ee's tried to build a gas station in a town in Colorado and it's caused so many scandals that the town of like 3,000 people's government just can't function: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
Buc-ee's wants to come to town. It's thrown the local government into chaos.
Who knew a Buc-ee's could destabilize the government of a small town in Colorado?
www.chron.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
one of my favorite stories this year is that buc-ee's tried to build a gas station in a town in Colorado and it's caused so many scandals that the town of like 3,000 people's government just can't function: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
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i can't figure out if the cabal of rich tech bro incels who put the stupid liars in charge are mad at them for being so bad at everything, if they're in total denial, or if they're just fully mentally checked out
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
i can't figure out if the cabal of rich tech bro incels who put the stupid liars in charge are mad at them for being so bad at everything, if they're in total denial, or if they're just fully mentally checked out
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Really need Lindsey Graham to stop running commercials about how much the pedophile in chief loves him during The Darts
December 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Really need Lindsey Graham to stop running commercials about how much the pedophile in chief loves him during The Darts
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“Now, remember, anything in these files that makes Mr. Trump look bad is fake” - Da Honesty Guys
December 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“Now, remember, anything in these files that makes Mr. Trump look bad is fake” - Da Honesty Guys
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If they had any credibility before it's fully gone now that they're openly doing crisis PR for the president. Still funny that the best they could come up with is "The evidence you're about to see is fake"
December 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
If they had any credibility before it's fully gone now that they're openly doing crisis PR for the president. Still funny that the best they could come up with is "The evidence you're about to see is fake"
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I love seeing old letters being released now saying "President Donald Trump is an even bigger paedophile than we thought he was, and we already thought he was an enormous paedophile". And assuredly the Biden admin knew! And the Harris campaign team knew!
December 23, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I love seeing old letters being released now saying "President Donald Trump is an even bigger paedophile than we thought he was, and we already thought he was an enormous paedophile". And assuredly the Biden admin knew! And the Harris campaign team knew!
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I initially kinda thought something as stupid and obvious as the Erika Kirk primetime townhall was a "they're dabbing on us" situation, but y'know, Bari might genuinely just be that bad at this from an entire career played on easy mode
December 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I initially kinda thought something as stupid and obvious as the Erika Kirk primetime townhall was a "they're dabbing on us" situation, but y'know, Bari might genuinely just be that bad at this from an entire career played on easy mode
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This is the most I’ve thought about a 60 Minutes segment in maybe my whole life so congrats to Bari
December 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
This is the most I’ve thought about a 60 Minutes segment in maybe my whole life so congrats to Bari
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if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
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Hell yes brother, Big Ol Beautiful Women for all
December 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Hell yes brother, Big Ol Beautiful Women for all
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David Ellison could've found a Roger Ailes who actually knew the block and tackle of TV news and would've done a much quieter and effective job of killing this but Bari Weiss wrote a newsletter about how awesome rich people are and he was too stupid to realize that wasn't all he needed.
December 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
David Ellison could've found a Roger Ailes who actually knew the block and tackle of TV news and would've done a much quieter and effective job of killing this but Bari Weiss wrote a newsletter about how awesome rich people are and he was too stupid to realize that wasn't all he needed.
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The Weissand effect
December 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The Weissand effect