Stewart Smith
@stewartsmithradio.bsky.social
If you are black or white
Redneck funky, that’s alright
Blue eyes with a lot of soul
Common man has got his goal
Redneck funky, that’s alright
Blue eyes with a lot of soul
Common man has got his goal
Pinned
At Holiday Inn did Kubla Khan
A stately Holidome decree
A stately Holidome decree
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Robocop. Who is he? What is he?
December 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Robocop. Who is he? What is he?
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Bubbles Antiques
Marvell, AR
Marvell, AR
December 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Bubbles Antiques
Marvell, AR
Marvell, AR
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Western Kentucky is running for 1.4545454545454545454545 yards per carry.
December 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Western Kentucky is running for 1.4545454545454545454545 yards per carry.
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that's togetherness
@edsbs.bsky.social every single person on Southern Miss’s team just got an unsportsmanlike penalty
December 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
that's togetherness
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He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
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Oh, so, suddenly it's a CRIME to fly on a PRIVATE JET with the world's most famous PEDOPHILE and a bunch of UNDERAGE GIRLS who were SEX TRAFFICKED and then FIRE everyone at the FBI who INVESTIGATED YOU and replace them with LACKEYS whose only job is to COVER FOR YOU while you STEAL MONEY from TAX PA
December 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Oh, so, suddenly it's a CRIME to fly on a PRIVATE JET with the world's most famous PEDOPHILE and a bunch of UNDERAGE GIRLS who were SEX TRAFFICKED and then FIRE everyone at the FBI who INVESTIGATED YOU and replace them with LACKEYS whose only job is to COVER FOR YOU while you STEAL MONEY from TAX PA
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(to the tune of "feliz navidad") denis villeneuve
December 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
(to the tune of "feliz navidad") denis villeneuve
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Whe @theonion.com nails it boy do they nail it
December 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Whe @theonion.com nails it boy do they nail it
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FULLER GO EASY ON THE PEPSI
December 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
FULLER GO EASY ON THE PEPSI
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die. He was unable to. He still walks among us, cursed to remember in a world where everyone has forgotten. He’s out there now, just beyond the light your lantern throws,
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die. He was unable to. He still walks among us, cursed to remember in a world where everyone has forgotten. He’s out there now, just beyond the light your lantern throws,
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Remember kids, if you're working today, no you're not. It's Christmas Eve Eve. Put 8 hours of fake meetings on your outlook calendar. You're meeting with Santa. Take a dozen smoke breaks and feed a reindeer. Dasher and Dancer love Newports. This work week is over if you believe it is.
December 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Remember kids, if you're working today, no you're not. It's Christmas Eve Eve. Put 8 hours of fake meetings on your outlook calendar. You're meeting with Santa. Take a dozen smoke breaks and feed a reindeer. Dasher and Dancer love Newports. This work week is over if you believe it is.
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sometimes this site is good
December 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
sometimes this site is good
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Nuts of distinction.
December 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Nuts of distinction.
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Viral coffee hole
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Viral coffee hole
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if I win first prize I'm taking 2nd and 3rd prize too.
January 10, 2024 at 5:11 AM
if I win first prize I'm taking 2nd and 3rd prize too.
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when you hear the fridge open and see them reaching for the kraft singles
December 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
when you hear the fridge open and see them reaching for the kraft singles
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get everyone gambling on their phone and then charge them for losing is actually pretty funny
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
get everyone gambling on their phone and then charge them for losing is actually pretty funny
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December 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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one of my favorite stories this year is that buc-ee's tried to build a gas station in a town in Colorado and it's caused so many scandals that the town of like 3,000 people's government just can't function: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
Buc-ee's wants to come to town. It's thrown the local government into chaos.
Who knew a Buc-ee's could destabilize the government of a small town in Colorado?
www.chron.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
one of my favorite stories this year is that buc-ee's tried to build a gas station in a town in Colorado and it's caused so many scandals that the town of like 3,000 people's government just can't function: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
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i can't figure out if the cabal of rich tech bro incels who put the stupid liars in charge are mad at them for being so bad at everything, if they're in total denial, or if they're just fully mentally checked out
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
i can't figure out if the cabal of rich tech bro incels who put the stupid liars in charge are mad at them for being so bad at everything, if they're in total denial, or if they're just fully mentally checked out
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Really need Lindsey Graham to stop running commercials about how much the pedophile in chief loves him during The Darts
December 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Really need Lindsey Graham to stop running commercials about how much the pedophile in chief loves him during The Darts
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“Now, remember, anything in these files that makes Mr. Trump look bad is fake” - Da Honesty Guys
December 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“Now, remember, anything in these files that makes Mr. Trump look bad is fake” - Da Honesty Guys
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