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Shaker Samman
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This is unfortunate. Best American Sports Writing 2022, Duke ’17, other things in-between, before, and after.
I’m not saying we should bring back Smirnoff Ice. I would never say we should bring back Smirnoff Ice. But what if we brought back Smirnoff Ice?
January 2, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Sprinting through the streets of Pasadena screaming “DO YOU KNOW CONNOR FROM @homefield.bsky.social” at every Indiana fan I see
January 2, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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Indiana fans are now chanting We Want Bama
January 1, 2026 at 11:51 PM
The most cowardly field goal imaginable
January 1, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Thinking about the last time Alabama was at the Rose Bowl
January 1, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Sun Bowl champions
Listen Duke must be an incredible football team
January 1, 2026 at 3:51 AM
So when do we talk about last year’s OSU team going on a miracle heater à la UNC in 2022? This looked a lot like a Ryan Day team in a big game in every other season.
January 1, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Working on my “actually the ACC was the best conference all year” take
January 1, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Nine wins, ACC Champs, Sun Bowl win? Buddy that’s one hell of a season
December 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Blessed to see a pair of Michael Jordan’s jeans tonight
December 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
The answer is probably “the offensive line is awful and the secondary is in the ICU” but I do not understand how the Lions became so juiceless.
December 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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for Dodgers like these (plus others who were on the 40-man but didn't actually play in the majors for LA this year, like Steward Berroa, CJ Alexander, and more), there is one week left in our 2025 season reviews

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December 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
And like that, we have our two winners! Here’s the full list:
December 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
One of my favorite things about baseball is that anyone who contributes to a winning team, even a little, gets a ring.

15 players threw 6 IP or fewer for the Dodgers this year.

The first two people to name at least five (without looking. no cheating) will get a gift sub to @baseballprospectus.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
@JonHeyman tweeted
Mike Baumann, veteran righty, signs with Mets
December 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Whe @theonion.com nails it boy do they nail it
December 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
December 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
College kickers!
December 20, 2025 at 4:39 AM
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Interested in outlaw country, weed brownies, feuding with billionaires, the early NBA, playing Gin Rummy on a weekday afternoon, and what it feels like to die?

I went to Maui to profile Don Nelson for The Believer!

@thebeliever.net

www.thebeliever.net/island-time/
Island Time - Believer Magazine
I call Don Nelson from my rental car, which I’ve parked by some food trucks near the Kahului Airport. It rings through, which means I’m welcomed to the island by a sardonic voicemail: “Hey, you’ve rea...
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December 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
We need more mega-stars doing music for some reason. Gimme Glen Powell in a pop-punk band. I want Josh O’Connor’s Radiohead covers. Show me Emma Stone beatboxing.
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December 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM