Stephen M. Braund
@stephenbraund.bsky.social
Broke up with my X.
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went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible
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January 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible
🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
An allegory for the current AI tech industry in a kick-in-the-nuts-shell 🤖
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
An allegory for the current AI tech industry in a kick-in-the-nuts-shell 🤖
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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i thought a labubu was a vagina injury
September 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
i thought a labubu was a vagina injury
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God and good men hate so foul a liar.
June 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
God and good men hate so foul a liar.
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TIL: When the Original Star Wars Trilogy finally aired on Chilean TV in 2003, the network spliced custom beer commercials into the films themselves to avoid cutting to commercial breaks.
these additional scenes turn Obi-Wan & Luke into raging space alcoholics who are constantly shotgunning booze.
these additional scenes turn Obi-Wan & Luke into raging space alcoholics who are constantly shotgunning booze.
May 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
TIL: When the Original Star Wars Trilogy finally aired on Chilean TV in 2003, the network spliced custom beer commercials into the films themselves to avoid cutting to commercial breaks.
these additional scenes turn Obi-Wan & Luke into raging space alcoholics who are constantly shotgunning booze.
these additional scenes turn Obi-Wan & Luke into raging space alcoholics who are constantly shotgunning booze.
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Hey gurl, are you Alpha Centauri B, because it seems like you might collapse in on yourself in a billion years.
April 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Hey gurl, are you Alpha Centauri B, because it seems like you might collapse in on yourself in a billion years.
Everyone in my echo chamber always tells me I'm right.
March 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Everyone in my echo chamber always tells me I'm right.
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If you received a Signal message from me with an attachment called NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES, please delete immediately
March 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
If you received a Signal message from me with an attachment called NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES, please delete immediately
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its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
March 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
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The fact that there might be a conclave so close to a movie about one has really motivated me to finish my screenplay "The Tech CEO Who Died of Diarrhea So Explosive The Coroner Said He Had No Lower Back to Speak Of"
March 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The fact that there might be a conclave so close to a movie about one has really motivated me to finish my screenplay "The Tech CEO Who Died of Diarrhea So Explosive The Coroner Said He Had No Lower Back to Speak Of"
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It's not doomscrolling, it's just artisanal nightmare farming
February 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It's not doomscrolling, it's just artisanal nightmare farming
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it’s not up to me, it’s up to the council *gestures to my bed of plushies*
February 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
it’s not up to me, it’s up to the council *gestures to my bed of plushies*
What the 3 "Town Square" social media platforms have been like recently:
BLUESKY: "The world is burning, and American democracy is crumbling!" 🔥
TWITTER: "Are Nazis really that bad, or just misunderstood?" 🤷♂️
THREADS: "Does anyone else get embarrassed when their windshield wipers go too fast?" 🙃
BLUESKY: "The world is burning, and American democracy is crumbling!" 🔥
TWITTER: "Are Nazis really that bad, or just misunderstood?" 🤷♂️
THREADS: "Does anyone else get embarrassed when their windshield wipers go too fast?" 🙃
February 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
What the 3 "Town Square" social media platforms have been like recently:
BLUESKY: "The world is burning, and American democracy is crumbling!" 🔥
TWITTER: "Are Nazis really that bad, or just misunderstood?" 🤷♂️
THREADS: "Does anyone else get embarrassed when their windshield wipers go too fast?" 🙃
BLUESKY: "The world is burning, and American democracy is crumbling!" 🔥
TWITTER: "Are Nazis really that bad, or just misunderstood?" 🤷♂️
THREADS: "Does anyone else get embarrassed when their windshield wipers go too fast?" 🙃
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The choice for Fentanyl Czar is obvious
February 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The choice for Fentanyl Czar is obvious
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what's wrong babe, you've hardly touched today's heap of apocalyptic news headlines
February 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
what's wrong babe, you've hardly touched today's heap of apocalyptic news headlines
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INTERVIEWER: sell me this pen
ME: *holds pen up to interviewer's throat* buy this fucking pen or you'll never see your family again
ME: *holds pen up to interviewer's throat* buy this fucking pen or you'll never see your family again
January 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
INTERVIEWER: sell me this pen
ME: *holds pen up to interviewer's throat* buy this fucking pen or you'll never see your family again
ME: *holds pen up to interviewer's throat* buy this fucking pen or you'll never see your family again
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Hey, couple notes on your post. Personally I think it's fine. Totally get it. But someone I imagined, in my head, might not like it. They haven't seen it yet but I'm just saying, if they did. They might freak out a little bit. Anyway take it down or I'm calling the cops
January 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Hey, couple notes on your post. Personally I think it's fine. Totally get it. But someone I imagined, in my head, might not like it. They haven't seen it yet but I'm just saying, if they did. They might freak out a little bit. Anyway take it down or I'm calling the cops
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My 3 y/o was reading Meta’s new community standards when she turned to me, gravely, and asked: “Daddy, why don’t people like the nice tech bro man with the fro and the bling?” And when I told her “because woke America has been neutered of its masculine energy,” she started crying.
January 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
My 3 y/o was reading Meta’s new community standards when she turned to me, gravely, and asked: “Daddy, why don’t people like the nice tech bro man with the fro and the bling?” And when I told her “because woke America has been neutered of its masculine energy,” she started crying.
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some of you are out there riding your tauntauns like they're not going to freeze before you reach the first marker and it shows
January 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
some of you are out there riding your tauntauns like they're not going to freeze before you reach the first marker and it shows
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What do you call the leaves on palm trees? Asking for a frond.
January 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
What do you call the leaves on palm trees? Asking for a frond.
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Fuck off, AI. I'm fine with using my own feeble brain.
January 12, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Fuck off, AI. I'm fine with using my own feeble brain.