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the coolest part about the elmo hacked posts is that the most insane people online are treating elmo like he’s a real guy
July 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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looking back on it, Rob Zombie's music adequately prepared me for the amount of ditches I'd have to dig as an adult (dozens) but over prepared me for the number of witches I'd need to burn (less than 3)
July 9, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Here’s the bottom line for what’s going on with Grok - if the owner of the website is putting his thumb on the scale hard enough for the chatbot to turn into Goebbels, you should be deeply concerned about what he’s doing to the algorithm that you can’t so easily see, and what it’s doing to you
July 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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i feel like there is a market for videos just telling young men about skincare and basic grooming concepts and also that mewing doesnt work and you shouldnt hit yourself in the face with hammers
May 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Gotta go with the Crusher sex grandma
May 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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One good thing about the cardinals all being old is that I doubt any of them asked ChatGPT who they should vote for
May 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Wait, does Disney own the rights to Rocky Horror? Does that make Magenta and Columbia Disney princesses?
May 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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*as the earth burns and the water is poison and fascism weeps the land and money is of no real value but we still have to have it and there are no jobs but you still have to have a job and a lot of people want to kill you for for essentially no reason* ...I bet it's the phones
*waves arms & gestures at everything*

indeed, a true mystery here
May 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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the perfect girlfriend doesn't exi—
girl.... lmao
April 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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it’s genuinely extremely funny and tragic that trump caused a recession in order to get absolutely nothing
April 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Need to frame this
April 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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For fun extra confusion for no reason, cops that put tickets on cars should also be park rangers
April 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Turning 30 is actually not bad because you actually spiritually turn 30 at age 27. By the time you hit 30, you've already been 30 for three years.
April 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time
April 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Straddles the line here but I think “people on Bluesky were right but extremely annoying” is too accurate of a take about all of us to be upset about
Jon Stewart admits folks here were right & he wasn't: "I did not think he would get this authoritarian this fast. I really didn't. I'm sorry. Who could have known? Maybe if someone out there had yelled at me on Bluesky about this, I would have known. But no one did. Except every day. In all caps."
Jon Stewart has a message for his Bluesky critics: 'My bad'
April 15, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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This “genius” genuinely believes that healthcare budget analysts can simply be reassigned to making toasters.
April 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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I once saw a guy get fired at a pizza place I worked at for giving a customer 8 breadsticks instead of 6, and it actually fucked up his life pretty badly. And yet these guys can just light enormous piles of money on fire and they’re still the most powerful and influential people on the planet 🥴
Happy to help. Nothing happened. Everyone pretended like it didn't happen. It's almost entirely gone. Horizon World somehow exists. $45bn basically disappeared into a black hole owed to "lack of a clear vision and mismanagement." Who knows what happened!

finance.yahoo.com/news/metas-r...
April 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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There’s a real link between AI writing and Silicon Valley meal replacement drinks and the entire fuckin swath of maximizing the human experience and it’s that they view pleasure as being unhelpful to life. I don’t want a drink that replaces a meal, I don’t want a book summary, I want to savor things
April 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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I would watch the ever-loving shit out of this film.
March 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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She died in binary. That’s dedication. RIP.
April 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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I thought George Orwell was just kiddin’ around
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March 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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they are going to keep cramming technology into every single part of your life because they think if they stop everyone will notice all at once that none of it works and then the whole thing will come crashing down
Nvidia, $NVDA, is adding a new chip to Taco Bell drive thrus, to speed up wait times by suggesting specific menu items to customers that take a short time to prepare, per FORTUNE.
March 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Republicans passed and defended a law making it illegal to provide water to people waiting in line to vote.
Elon Musk advertises his blatantly corrupt attempt to buy a seat on the Wisconsin Supreme Court:
March 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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The whole country is literally being held hostage by a handful of people who have been pampered for 45 years - and now they won’t to throw ppl w disabilities and your savings on the pyre to keep their gods happy
Labour’s tax policy is “driving the golden geese out of Britain”, non-domiciled residents have warned following reports that one of Britain’s richest men is preparing to leave the country
Labour’s non-dom tax plans driving out Britain’s ‘golden geese’
www.thetimes.com
March 29, 2025 at 10:00 AM