Spacesquirrel
@spacesquirrel.bsky.social
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Spacesquirrel
@spacesquirrel.bsky.social
· Nov 29
I have your cousins lighter.
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I’m open to new experiences as long as they’re familiar and don’t involve leaving the house
July 30, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I’m open to new experiences as long as they’re familiar and don’t involve leaving the house
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I have only myself to blame that's why I blame you.
July 30, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I have only myself to blame that's why I blame you.
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Teach your children that love and loyalty don’t look like taking unlimited pain from unhealed people.
July 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Teach your children that love and loyalty don’t look like taking unlimited pain from unhealed people.
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i do not want to feel things i want a collection of interesting rocks
July 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
i do not want to feel things i want a collection of interesting rocks
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really thought south park would have restored participatory democracy by now
July 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
really thought south park would have restored participatory democracy by now
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I hate when you're having sex and you accidentally yell the name of the wrong Ninja turtle
July 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I hate when you're having sex and you accidentally yell the name of the wrong Ninja turtle
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I like how this went from being an affirmative ad campaign to now sounding like a thread
July 30, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I like how this went from being an affirmative ad campaign to now sounding like a thread
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White people be like let’s try this recipe from 1955 for jello ham with asbestos
July 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
White people be like let’s try this recipe from 1955 for jello ham with asbestos
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Changing my middle name to problematic.
April 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Changing my middle name to problematic.
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Having a kid is wild, like “let me grow a person inside my body who will eventually mock me relentlessly”
April 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Having a kid is wild, like “let me grow a person inside my body who will eventually mock me relentlessly”
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In 2000, John Waters donated 372 pieces of his art collection to the Baltimore Museum of Art. They named a rotunda after him in their gallery. He requested an all-gender restroom be named for him instead. #BOTD
April 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
In 2000, John Waters donated 372 pieces of his art collection to the Baltimore Museum of Art. They named a rotunda after him in their gallery. He requested an all-gender restroom be named for him instead. #BOTD
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RFK Jr. is launching a government registry to track autistic Americans using private medical records.
RFK Jr. Set to Launch Disease Registry Tracking Autistic People
And he’s using private medical records to make it happen.
newrepublic.com
April 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
RFK Jr. is launching a government registry to track autistic Americans using private medical records.
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I’m not saying the future is bleak, but the Tarot cards caught on fire all by themselves.
April 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I’m not saying the future is bleak, but the Tarot cards caught on fire all by themselves.
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If by “date” you mean strained conversation and growing horror at each other then yes I’m on a date rn
April 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
If by “date” you mean strained conversation and growing horror at each other then yes I’m on a date rn
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Saturday morning on Bluesky is the Internet version of walking into an automatic door that doesn't open.
March 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Saturday morning on Bluesky is the Internet version of walking into an automatic door that doesn't open.
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I think the main problems with my posts is that you're not reading them in funny voices.
That's on you.
That's on you.
March 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I think the main problems with my posts is that you're not reading them in funny voices.
That's on you.
That's on you.
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Once I say “I’m hungry” it’s too late, just go on without me.
March 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Once I say “I’m hungry” it’s too late, just go on without me.
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you have my attention
March 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
you have my attention
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March 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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"Big Kubrick day on Looking at Picture Books"
Mac Barnett and Jon Klassen go to town on PD Eastman. (plus a great link, re: hat dog, in the comment thread)
#kidlit #kidlitart
Mac Barnett and Jon Klassen go to town on PD Eastman. (plus a great link, re: hat dog, in the comment thread)
#kidlit #kidlitart
Go, Dog. Go!
Jon & Mac consider: a big dog party in a tree, teaching kids to read, surrealism, the "jerk bucket," a little party in a field in Canada, the hidden structure of a seemingly chaotic book, Shakespeare
open.substack.com
March 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
"Big Kubrick day on Looking at Picture Books"
Mac Barnett and Jon Klassen go to town on PD Eastman. (plus a great link, re: hat dog, in the comment thread)
#kidlit #kidlitart
Mac Barnett and Jon Klassen go to town on PD Eastman. (plus a great link, re: hat dog, in the comment thread)
#kidlit #kidlitart