Kerouac666
@kerouac666.bsky.social
There’s a song about me by The National. You might have heard it, but maybe not.
Whatever death you’ve imagined for him is still not painful enough for what he deserves.
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Whatever death you’ve imagined for him is still not painful enough for what he deserves.
The theme of The Crow and most Robert Smith songs is that goth guys really, really love their wives.
(to my depressed friend) can you stop talking like Brandon Lee in The Crow
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
The theme of The Crow and most Robert Smith songs is that goth guys really, really love their wives.
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November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
All those years I spent in the trenches trying to better myself when in fact being the worst version of me would’ve made me so rich. I wasted my life thinking things like relationships and “truth” matter. Money and power are the meaning of life. All that other stuff is just cope.
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
All those years I spent in the trenches trying to better myself when in fact being the worst version of me would’ve made me so rich. I wasted my life thinking things like relationships and “truth” matter. Money and power are the meaning of life. All that other stuff is just cope.
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if you slide RFK Jr’s left eye up a door opens in the Resident Evil mansion
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
if you slide RFK Jr’s left eye up a door opens in the Resident Evil mansion
I’m done calling myself a democrat ever again and honestly I’m embarrassed I ever defended or donated to that party to begin with.
Look at this new outrage. To open govt, we're retroactively letting 8 Senators sue for $500K each over having had their J6 phone toll records looked at. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/u...
Spending Bill Would Pave Way for Senators to Sue Over Phone Searches
www.nytimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I’m done calling myself a democrat ever again and honestly I’m embarrassed I ever defended or donated to that party to begin with.
“Well, now, hold on. Let me explain to you why it was smart politics to shank you. I know we’re all a little heated, I sure am because this was my eatin’ shank, but I think you’ll agree when I’m done that this was simply good strategy.”
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
“Well, now, hold on. Let me explain to you why it was smart politics to shank you. I know we’re all a little heated, I sure am because this was my eatin’ shank, but I think you’ll agree when I’m done that this was simply good strategy.”
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The bigger fight? Buddy, I die without health care and your pals in the Senate — none of whom will ever go without access to lifesaving medical care — told me they were gonna fight so my premiums don't go up 50%. And then they folded.
But there are real dangers out there that must be fought; and energy spent fighting each other is energy lost to that bigger fight.
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The bigger fight? Buddy, I die without health care and your pals in the Senate — none of whom will ever go without access to lifesaving medical care — told me they were gonna fight so my premiums don't go up 50%. And then they folded.
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A little bird told me there's a Part 2 to this storyline
Wondermark #1371; The Avian Informant (Part 2 of 2)
↩ Start from Part 1
Wondermark #1371; The Avian Informant (Part 2 of 2)
↩ Start from Part 1
![Apronni speaks further with the little bird, who is perched on his sill.
APRONNI: You’re really THE bird! The little bird who tells people things! WOW! I hear about you all the time! This is incredible!
BIRD (setting a straw hat jauntily upon his little bird head): Yeah, well, I got fifty thousand more tidbits to tell people before 9PM, so…
APRONNI: Is it — JUST you? ALWAYS? There isn’t a little bird corps? You’re THE little bird?
BIRD: I used to have a lizard and a raccoon helping me out too, but it muddled the brand.
[CUT AWAY TO: A new man, Cuthbert, addresses his coworker]
CUTHBERT: ’Morning, Jerbert! A weird raccoon told me your daughter’s about to graduate from kindergarten!
JERBERT: You are never to talk TO or OF my family EVER AGAIN
[BACK TO SCENE]
APRONNI: Sure, I can see that.
APRONNI: But WHY do you go around telling people things? What’s your angle?
BIRD: Right now I’m just building up a dedicated user base. I’ll probably pivot to a freemium model later](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kihgsldesfdvdp7fi65m3m45/bafkreiei3yxkrq2uif26cp6l2yrnmuagbrb3opj2bxkaogxrlnmxlcalye@jpeg)
November 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
A little bird told me there's a Part 2 to this storyline
Wondermark #1371; The Avian Informant (Part 2 of 2)
↩ Start from Part 1
Wondermark #1371; The Avian Informant (Part 2 of 2)
↩ Start from Part 1
I can’t believe the stupidest idiot broke western liberalism, but I kinda can, I guess. He’s the apotheosis of everything everyone said capitalism would become while “intelligent” contrarians assured everyone with genuine insight that they were overreacting.
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I can’t believe the stupidest idiot broke western liberalism, but I kinda can, I guess. He’s the apotheosis of everything everyone said capitalism would become while “intelligent” contrarians assured everyone with genuine insight that they were overreacting.
Bird is bored of flying
November 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Bird is bored of flying
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In a conjunction of "both of his worlds"
A Space Ghost Coast to Coast schedule that George Lowe had doodled over with his signature style of abstract illustration
outsiderart.co.uk/portfolio/ge...
A Space Ghost Coast to Coast schedule that George Lowe had doodled over with his signature style of abstract illustration
outsiderart.co.uk/portfolio/ge...
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 PM
In a conjunction of "both of his worlds"
A Space Ghost Coast to Coast schedule that George Lowe had doodled over with his signature style of abstract illustration
outsiderart.co.uk/portfolio/ge...
A Space Ghost Coast to Coast schedule that George Lowe had doodled over with his signature style of abstract illustration
outsiderart.co.uk/portfolio/ge...
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"We are all bubble-children, like the boy who died recently in the United States."
- The Ecstasy of Communication
- The Ecstasy of Communication
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
"We are all bubble-children, like the boy who died recently in the United States."
- The Ecstasy of Communication
- The Ecstasy of Communication
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
Honestly the most humane thing you can do is burn this country to the ground at this point. Lots of people will die, but they were going to die anyway.
November 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Honestly the most humane thing you can do is burn this country to the ground at this point. Lots of people will die, but they were going to die anyway.
The Reddit business model of if you give people who have no power in real life some sense of power in a niche area then they will do free labor wasn’t ever intended but seemingly worked out well. Spez is kind of a Silicon Valley Forrest Gump, really.
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The Reddit business model of if you give people who have no power in real life some sense of power in a niche area then they will do free labor wasn’t ever intended but seemingly worked out well. Spez is kind of a Silicon Valley Forrest Gump, really.
living in Texas again for a month has reminded me why I never wanted to be in Texas again after I left the first time
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
living in Texas again for a month has reminded me why I never wanted to be in Texas again after I left the first time
birthday coming up and think I'm gonna make it a big one in a lasting way
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
birthday coming up and think I'm gonna make it a big one in a lasting way
Please, my zeitgeist. it is very sick
magazine screenshot (1987) archive.org/details/MSX-...
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Please, my zeitgeist. it is very sick
I should try to get an AI to suggest suicide because that might be enough to make me choose to live outta spite
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I should try to get an AI to suggest suicide because that might be enough to make me choose to live outta spite
See this is why I tell people to pick an addiction and let it consume them. You might as well get some dopamine outta that body before it’s ground up by the well to do to fertilize their gardens.
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 AM
See this is why I tell people to pick an addiction and let it consume them. You might as well get some dopamine outta that body before it’s ground up by the well to do to fertilize their gardens.
Yet another, “Listen up, liberal! My wife left me!” post. That site is full of them.
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Yet another, “Listen up, liberal! My wife left me!” post. That site is full of them.
The world makes a lot more sense when you realize that most right leaning types only respect fear. That’s hierarchy in a nutshell; a society built around, “Who is allowed to hurt me and who am I allowed to hurt?”
Money, violence, sex, death: those are all just the levers of their fear.
Money, violence, sex, death: those are all just the levers of their fear.
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
The world makes a lot more sense when you realize that most right leaning types only respect fear. That’s hierarchy in a nutshell; a society built around, “Who is allowed to hurt me and who am I allowed to hurt?”
Money, violence, sex, death: those are all just the levers of their fear.
Money, violence, sex, death: those are all just the levers of their fear.
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more comics and bonus panels here! tinyview.com/deogie/2025/...
November 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
more comics and bonus panels here! tinyview.com/deogie/2025/...
I guess you could call me a slut for sex stuff
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I guess you could call me a slut for sex stuff