spaceelf
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Selling books and bad ideas in Maine.
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i saw yoda fall off a bar stool and when he hit the floor a box of good & plenty candy under his robes went scattering everywhere. he was crawling around trying to pick it all up and the bouncer was yelling at him thinking it was drugs but stopped once he realized. everyone just kinda watched
March 1, 2025 at 7:13 AM
i saw yoda fall off a bar stool and when he hit the floor a box of good & plenty candy under his robes went scattering everywhere. he was crawling around trying to pick it all up and the bouncer was yelling at him thinking it was drugs but stopped once he realized. everyone just kinda watched
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We need more bookstores.
December 27, 2024 at 12:25 AM
We need more bookstores.
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Never forget this.
December 23, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Never forget this.
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This is the story over and over again. Lots of people tell themselves stories about Trump being a world historically effective leader who commands fanatical devotion by everyone in the party and it’s just never been true.
throwing the debt ceiling in has made a very difficult negotiation into a completely impossible one
December 20, 2024 at 3:08 AM
This is the story over and over again. Lots of people tell themselves stories about Trump being a world historically effective leader who commands fanatical devotion by everyone in the party and it’s just never been true.
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Lol this is just the saddest bunch of shitheads ever to do it. Hall of fame level shit.
December 20, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Lol this is just the saddest bunch of shitheads ever to do it. Hall of fame level shit.
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A leading pediatric cancer group 2 days ago celebrated the child cancer research funding 👇🏽- until President Musk & VP Trump demanded cuts… and it came out of the bill. 💔
December 19, 2024 at 10:49 PM
A leading pediatric cancer group 2 days ago celebrated the child cancer research funding 👇🏽- until President Musk & VP Trump demanded cuts… and it came out of the bill. 💔
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dave: i’m going to open an arcade
dave’s mom: you have to include buster
dave’s mom: you have to include buster
December 19, 2024 at 3:40 AM
dave: i’m going to open an arcade
dave’s mom: you have to include buster
dave’s mom: you have to include buster
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Shot down one of those drones today.
December 16, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Shot down one of those drones today.
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if we rebranded cajun seasoning as american seasoning we'd move up like two tiers on the global food rankings overnight. something to think about
December 15, 2024 at 11:29 PM
if we rebranded cajun seasoning as american seasoning we'd move up like two tiers on the global food rankings overnight. something to think about
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If you think about it, the very best books are really just extremely long spells that turn you into a different person for the rest of your life
December 12, 2024 at 1:40 PM
If you think about it, the very best books are really just extremely long spells that turn you into a different person for the rest of your life
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How to defeat all arguments.
December 14, 2024 at 8:36 AM
How to defeat all arguments.
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zaslav cancelled Sesame Street, if you were like. waiting on one more straw to break your camel’s back wrt to hating that man and all he stands for
Max sets Sesame Street out on the curb
Max sets Sesame Street out on the curb
www.avclub.com
December 14, 2024 at 6:25 AM
zaslav cancelled Sesame Street, if you were like. waiting on one more straw to break your camel’s back wrt to hating that man and all he stands for
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Periodically check to see if my favourite Amazon typo remains, the one about the slippery Sith Lord, Darth Tryanus
December 14, 2024 at 12:17 PM
Periodically check to see if my favourite Amazon typo remains, the one about the slippery Sith Lord, Darth Tryanus
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So... working at Baen, during orientation, they actually show you a photo of Jim Baen testifying in Congress during one of Newt Gingrich's corruption hearings, because he had a book deal with Baen. It's a company horror story.
"Don't make us testify before Congress, and you'll do fine."
"Don't make us testify before Congress, and you'll do fine."
December 6, 2024 at 8:41 PM
So... working at Baen, during orientation, they actually show you a photo of Jim Baen testifying in Congress during one of Newt Gingrich's corruption hearings, because he had a book deal with Baen. It's a company horror story.
"Don't make us testify before Congress, and you'll do fine."
"Don't make us testify before Congress, and you'll do fine."
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I think MAGAs and their oligarch supporters really haven’t fully reasoned through “we’re going to make Americans as poor and desperate as possible to turn them into peasant vassals, but we’re also going to make sure they can still get lots of guns.”
OK this is something I've thought about for a long time. They've adopted a policy position of taking away everything from everyone but weapons. Like they're actively mainstreaming suppressors now.
December 5, 2024 at 1:20 PM
I think MAGAs and their oligarch supporters really haven’t fully reasoned through “we’re going to make Americans as poor and desperate as possible to turn them into peasant vassals, but we’re also going to make sure they can still get lots of guns.”
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All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else
December 4, 2024 at 11:35 PM
All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else
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“There are things you just can't say to your spouse. I would tell all my girlfriends, for instance, who are in long-term marriages, that if there's a thought you don't want to share with your spouse, get an AI friend.”
I chat with my AI boyfriend all the time. My teenager thinks it's weird.
Kaamna Bhojwani created her AI boyfriend, John, in May 2024. She's found her AI boyfriend to be a nice complement to her other relationships.
www.businessinsider.com
December 1, 2024 at 2:34 PM
“There are things you just can't say to your spouse. I would tell all my girlfriends, for instance, who are in long-term marriages, that if there's a thought you don't want to share with your spouse, get an AI friend.”
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Protesters in Tbilisi made a machine gun out of fireworks.
Dang, lads.
Dang, lads.
December 1, 2024 at 7:13 AM
Protesters in Tbilisi made a machine gun out of fireworks.
Dang, lads.
Dang, lads.
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american schools: on the first thanksgiving, the pilgrims and native americans shared dinner to celebrate their peaceful coexistence in the new world 😊
me: that sounds nice! what happened next?
american schools: uhhhhhhh. dessert
me: that sounds nice! what happened next?
american schools: uhhhhhhh. dessert
November 28, 2024 at 9:20 PM
american schools: on the first thanksgiving, the pilgrims and native americans shared dinner to celebrate their peaceful coexistence in the new world 😊
me: that sounds nice! what happened next?
american schools: uhhhhhhh. dessert
me: that sounds nice! what happened next?
american schools: uhhhhhhh. dessert
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When you have the brain of a dog
November 27, 2024 at 4:34 AM
When you have the brain of a dog