Sorrel Chestnut
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November 3, 2024 at 12:13 PM
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Terrible ad for gaming. Could add a five second voiceover at the end and making an AMAZING ad for Zoloft, though.
November 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Terrible ad for gaming. Could add a five second voiceover at the end and making an AMAZING ad for Zoloft, though.
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It's kinda like if you were born intuitively feeling like the A button should be on the right, X should be up, B down, etc. but life hands you an Xbox controller and everyone gets super weird the moment you ask about button remapping.
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It's kinda like if you were born intuitively feeling like the A button should be on the right, X should be up, B down, etc. but life hands you an Xbox controller and everyone gets super weird the moment you ask about button remapping.
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Yes, yes, "they would not fucking say that", but consider: "huge fucking dumbass randomly displays inexplicably deep insight on some pertinent, narrowly defined topic while remaining in every other respect a huge fucking dumbass" is never not funny.
November 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Yes, yes, "they would not fucking say that", but consider: "huge fucking dumbass randomly displays inexplicably deep insight on some pertinent, narrowly defined topic while remaining in every other respect a huge fucking dumbass" is never not funny.
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HOLY SHIT. They found the genes for fibromyalgia - and it's *not* autoimmune, it's the central nervous system. It's very cool to see some progress made on the thing that's ruined my life since late teenage years!
Medical Republic: 'Fibromyalgia finally gets a genetic fingerprint'
'Additionally, certain risk loci overlapped with long covid (BPTF) and ME/CFS (OLFM4, RABGAP1L/GPR52), two poorly characterised disorders, albeit with different lead variants.'
www.medicalrepublic.com.au/fibromyalgia...
'Additionally, certain risk loci overlapped with long covid (BPTF) and ME/CFS (OLFM4, RABGAP1L/GPR52), two poorly characterised disorders, albeit with different lead variants.'
www.medicalrepublic.com.au/fibromyalgia...
Fibromyalgia finally gets a genetic fingerprint - Medical Republic
A massive global study links the chronic pain condition to 26 genes associated with brain signalling, marking a turning point in understanding its biological roots.
www.medicalrepublic.com.au
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
HOLY SHIT. They found the genes for fibromyalgia - and it's *not* autoimmune, it's the central nervous system. It's very cool to see some progress made on the thing that's ruined my life since late teenage years!
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all rise for the jeffrey combs supremacy
November 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
all rise for the jeffrey combs supremacy
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California-Kirkbride. California Ave. Caller says a bunch of local kids must have gotten into a worksite and got a bunch of metal pipes. The kids are currently chasing each other in the parking lot with the pipes, piping each other. Phrasing.
November 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
California-Kirkbride. California Ave. Caller says a bunch of local kids must have gotten into a worksite and got a bunch of metal pipes. The kids are currently chasing each other in the parking lot with the pipes, piping each other. Phrasing.
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I cannot stress that the work that people have been doing for years in the southeast is paying off and needs to be celebrated.
BREAKING: Democrat Johnny DuPree has flipped a Republican-held Mississippi Senate district in a special election.
DuPree was previously the mayor of Hattiesburg.
His win imperils the Mississippi Senate GOP's narrow supermajority.
www.mississippifreepress.org/democrat-joh...
DuPree was previously the mayor of Hattiesburg.
His win imperils the Mississippi Senate GOP's narrow supermajority.
www.mississippifreepress.org/democrat-joh...
Democrat Johnny DuPree Flips Republican-Held Mississippi Senate District in Forrest County
Johnny DuPree, a Democrat who served as the mayor of Hattiesburg, Mississippi, for 16 years, has flipped a Republican-held Mississippi Senate seat.
www.mississippifreepress.org
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I cannot stress that the work that people have been doing for years in the southeast is paying off and needs to be celebrated.
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
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Happy 1 year to Veilguard. Thank you for making me insane about by Rook and Lucanis
October 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Happy 1 year to Veilguard. Thank you for making me insane about by Rook and Lucanis
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November 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Me, half-joking: If we're REALLY committed to accessibility, the alt text for erotica ought to be just as horny as the visuals.
Art blog I saw just now: *describes its posts in the flustered idiom of DeviantArt softcore circa 2005, complete with referring to penises as "peens"*
The monkey's paw:
Art blog I saw just now: *describes its posts in the flustered idiom of DeviantArt softcore circa 2005, complete with referring to penises as "peens"*
The monkey's paw:
October 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Me, half-joking: If we're REALLY committed to accessibility, the alt text for erotica ought to be just as horny as the visuals.
Art blog I saw just now: *describes its posts in the flustered idiom of DeviantArt softcore circa 2005, complete with referring to penises as "peens"*
The monkey's paw:
Art blog I saw just now: *describes its posts in the flustered idiom of DeviantArt softcore circa 2005, complete with referring to penises as "peens"*
The monkey's paw:
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i dont know you at all
November 8, 2024 at 10:30 PM
i dont know you at all
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Feeding America has a page where you can input your zip code and it'll show you all of the food banks near you overlaid on a map. If you need it, it's there. If you don't need it, think about donating money if you have it and your time if you don't.
www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
Find Your Local Food Bank | Feeding America
Find the Feeding America member food bank nearest you. Over 200 member food banks can connect you with free food, food pantries, soup kitchens, and mobile pantries in your community.
www.feedingamerica.org
October 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Feeding America has a page where you can input your zip code and it'll show you all of the food banks near you overlaid on a map. If you need it, it's there. If you don't need it, think about donating money if you have it and your time if you don't.
www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
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I knew he was a real one
“I am not interested, nor will I ever be interested. I'm 61, and I hope to be able to remain uninterested in using it at all until I croak. ... The other day, somebody wrote me an email, said, ‘What is your stance on AI?’ And my answer was very short. I said, ‘I'd rather die.’” 🫡
Filmmaker Guillermo del Toro says 'I'd rather die' than use generative AI
Del Toro's new Frankenstein adaption reimagines Mary Shelley's 1818 Gothic novel. Frankenstein was like a tech bro: "creating something without considering the consequences," he explains.
www.npr.org
October 24, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I knew he was a real one
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October 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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At first glance I misinterpreted the things hanging down from the sauce bottles and had already formulated the pun by the time I realised my mistake, so here it is anyway: CONDOMENTS
I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
October 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
At first glance I misinterpreted the things hanging down from the sauce bottles and had already formulated the pun by the time I realised my mistake, so here it is anyway: CONDOMENTS
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A teacher must have an email etiquette autoreplier bot set up.
I know I should NOT reply with:
"Dearest Kevin,
I am dreadfully sorry for the improper email I have burdened you with.
Kindly halt all lessons in email etiquette.
I am a grown ass woman with a PhD.
Auspiciously,
Sarah J. McAnulty"
I know I should NOT reply with:
"Dearest Kevin,
I am dreadfully sorry for the improper email I have burdened you with.
Kindly halt all lessons in email etiquette.
I am a grown ass woman with a PhD.
Auspiciously,
Sarah J. McAnulty"
![a block of text from an email that reads "Hello,
I noticed your email is missing a polite greeting. Starting your email
with a greeting helps set a respectful tone.
Here are some examples of greetings you can use:
- Dear Mr./Ms. [Last Name],
- Hello [Teacher’s Name],
- Hi [Teacher’s Name],
Also, please remember to include a clear subject line in your emails.
Thank you!
Best regards,
[Your Name]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uqjon6amgqigyqvqfmqlp5s4/bafkreig4zrl2lcvx7tc3zzk2zth4wpkmbmt3ltmm7pa2f23c3z5mxbfk4m@jpeg)
October 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
A teacher must have an email etiquette autoreplier bot set up.
I know I should NOT reply with:
"Dearest Kevin,
I am dreadfully sorry for the improper email I have burdened you with.
Kindly halt all lessons in email etiquette.
I am a grown ass woman with a PhD.
Auspiciously,
Sarah J. McAnulty"
I know I should NOT reply with:
"Dearest Kevin,
I am dreadfully sorry for the improper email I have burdened you with.
Kindly halt all lessons in email etiquette.
I am a grown ass woman with a PhD.
Auspiciously,
Sarah J. McAnulty"
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October 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Just another chance to pass the time your own way~
(Lucanis Dellamorte & Alba de Riva, after Veilguard, Orlesian border)
Tracking wyverns to make one of his dream come true ✨
1/2
#DragonAge #DATV #DragonAgeTheVeilguard #LousticArt #LucanisDellamorte #AlbadeRiva #Lucalba #Rookanis
(Lucanis Dellamorte & Alba de Riva, after Veilguard, Orlesian border)
Tracking wyverns to make one of his dream come true ✨
1/2
#DragonAge #DATV #DragonAgeTheVeilguard #LousticArt #LucanisDellamorte #AlbadeRiva #Lucalba #Rookanis
October 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Just another chance to pass the time your own way~
(Lucanis Dellamorte & Alba de Riva, after Veilguard, Orlesian border)
Tracking wyverns to make one of his dream come true ✨
1/2
#DragonAge #DATV #DragonAgeTheVeilguard #LousticArt #LucanisDellamorte #AlbadeRiva #Lucalba #Rookanis
(Lucanis Dellamorte & Alba de Riva, after Veilguard, Orlesian border)
Tracking wyverns to make one of his dream come true ✨
1/2
#DragonAge #DATV #DragonAgeTheVeilguard #LousticArt #LucanisDellamorte #AlbadeRiva #Lucalba #Rookanis
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October 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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sometimes people reblog a photo of my license plate on tumblr dot com with tags like "i don't care if this isn't real!!" like buddy i'm sorry to say it IS real, but also pls open your eyes to the whimsical joy in this world that is virginia vanity plates
October 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
sometimes people reblog a photo of my license plate on tumblr dot com with tags like "i don't care if this isn't real!!" like buddy i'm sorry to say it IS real, but also pls open your eyes to the whimsical joy in this world that is virginia vanity plates