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They/them. Please do not DM me - I have no access to them (including turning them off) until I age verify, and will not be age verifying until I see how the first few data breaches play out
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@krfabian.bsky.social
· Nov 7
Hi new followers! I'm afraid I don't post or reply much on here and I won't until we have locked accounts, but it is nice to see you all nonetheless
I could live a thousand years with my only objects of study being their faces and I still would not be able to tell the difference between Rufus Sewell and Ben Miles
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I could live a thousand years with my only objects of study being their faces and I still would not be able to tell the difference between Rufus Sewell and Ben Miles
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Having to talk about AI as if it’s a serious concern and not a money laundering scheme is taking years off my life
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Having to talk about AI as if it’s a serious concern and not a money laundering scheme is taking years off my life
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I havent read such a banger of an essay in a very long time. This is so well-written!
Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani
It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institution—the term they tend to prefer is “elite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…
lithub.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I havent read such a banger of an essay in a very long time. This is so well-written!
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
Fandom used to be full of complacent old people who didn't move with the times (embarrassing, exhausting, kind of right wing)
But somehow now fandom is full of entitled young people who lack context and get really worked up over the wrong things (embarrassing, exhausting, kind of right wing)
But somehow now fandom is full of entitled young people who lack context and get really worked up over the wrong things (embarrassing, exhausting, kind of right wing)
November 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Fandom used to be full of complacent old people who didn't move with the times (embarrassing, exhausting, kind of right wing)
But somehow now fandom is full of entitled young people who lack context and get really worked up over the wrong things (embarrassing, exhausting, kind of right wing)
But somehow now fandom is full of entitled young people who lack context and get really worked up over the wrong things (embarrassing, exhausting, kind of right wing)
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Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning
November 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning
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ben whishaw has never made a horror movie. the community must confront this issue with the utmost urgency.
November 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
ben whishaw has never made a horror movie. the community must confront this issue with the utmost urgency.
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I lost the framed original of this while I was going through St Pancras on Sunday Nov 2nd around 3pm. Would love if it had been found by anyone?
November 5, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I lost the framed original of this while I was going through St Pancras on Sunday Nov 2nd around 3pm. Would love if it had been found by anyone?
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Oooh, what a lovely milestone: my first published piece of writing. 🎃
thedailytism.com/seasonal-lif...
thedailytism.com/seasonal-lif...
Seasonal life hack! Give sweets to strangers and they fuck off
The secret to deterring trick-or-treaters is simple, delicious bribery, one autistic scientist has claimed. For the last four years, Dr Freya Emerson has been researching the prevention and treatment ...
thedailytism.com
October 31, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Oooh, what a lovely milestone: my first published piece of writing. 🎃
thedailytism.com/seasonal-lif...
thedailytism.com/seasonal-lif...
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The only time I raised my voice in five seasons of LEVERAGE was telling the TNT exec that if he sent cease and desist orders to the makers of fan videos on YouTube that I would quit the show and take an ad out in the Hollywood Reporter explaining why.
October 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The only time I raised my voice in five seasons of LEVERAGE was telling the TNT exec that if he sent cease and desist orders to the makers of fan videos on YouTube that I would quit the show and take an ad out in the Hollywood Reporter explaining why.
I have made the mistake of reading two tradpub m/f romances in a row - did you know the dude was BIG with BROAD SHOULDERS and he made her feel TINY and DESIRED?
October 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I have made the mistake of reading two tradpub m/f romances in a row - did you know the dude was BIG with BROAD SHOULDERS and he made her feel TINY and DESIRED?
Someone told me about getting back with her cheating ex specifically to cheat on him with his best friend "just for me as a treat" with her hand pressed against her heart when she said "just for me"
Every time I do anything self-indulgent I think of her
Every time I do anything self-indulgent I think of her
do you ever have things that someone has said to you that live forever in your head (non-serious edition)? some older boomer hippie guy said “hahmmus gives you fahts” to me 26 years ago at a free fridge and i think of it every fucking single time i buy hummus to this day.
October 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Someone told me about getting back with her cheating ex specifically to cheat on him with his best friend "just for me as a treat" with her hand pressed against her heart when she said "just for me"
Every time I do anything self-indulgent I think of her
Every time I do anything self-indulgent I think of her
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Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
October 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
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no mr blobby isn't a cryptid because the horror of mr blobby is that we KNOW he exists. he is a constant threat
December 13, 2024 at 10:15 AM
no mr blobby isn't a cryptid because the horror of mr blobby is that we KNOW he exists. he is a constant threat
Oh! Huh. Every day is a school day
October 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Oh! Huh. Every day is a school day
At first glance I misinterpreted the things hanging down from the sauce bottles and had already formulated the pun by the time I realised my mistake, so here it is anyway: CONDOMENTS
I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
October 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
At first glance I misinterpreted the things hanging down from the sauce bottles and had already formulated the pun by the time I realised my mistake, so here it is anyway: CONDOMENTS
Non-autistic qts: "Me and my friends would have killed this clueless, annoying, self-aggrandising loser with hammers"
Autistic qts: "Ah, yes, a friend who has a very specific journey of self-discovery in their future"
Autistic qts: "Ah, yes, a friend who has a very specific journey of self-discovery in their future"
A moment that changed me: I gave up small talk for a month – and the world came alive
A moment that changed me: I gave up small talk for a month – and the world came alive
I was fed up with discussing the weather, so I started to ask unexpected questions. The conversations that resulted were revelatory
www.theguardian.com
October 22, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Non-autistic qts: "Me and my friends would have killed this clueless, annoying, self-aggrandising loser with hammers"
Autistic qts: "Ah, yes, a friend who has a very specific journey of self-discovery in their future"
Autistic qts: "Ah, yes, a friend who has a very specific journey of self-discovery in their future"
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Website: Should we trust this device in the future?
Me: *clicks Yes*
Website: LOL nice try that's exactly what an untrustworthy device would say
Me: *clicks Yes*
Website: LOL nice try that's exactly what an untrustworthy device would say
October 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Website: Should we trust this device in the future?
Me: *clicks Yes*
Website: LOL nice try that's exactly what an untrustworthy device would say
Me: *clicks Yes*
Website: LOL nice try that's exactly what an untrustworthy device would say
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You can pre-order a print edition of Jade Yeo with a glorious new cover now! Check out the link for details ⬇️
hey hey hey over the weekend Homeward's Kickstarter hit our goal, which means WE ARE OPENING PRE-ORDERS FOR @zenaldehyde.bsky.social's THE PERILOUS LIFE OF JADE YEO! www.kickstarter.com/projects/hom...
Update 4: WE DID IT! · The Witch of Prague, from Homeward Books!
And we really mean WE!We couldn't have done this without the mind-boggling generosity of all of YOU!Since we've hit our goal of $20k, we have some exciting news:Pre-orders are now open for Zen Cho's T...
www.kickstarter.com
October 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
You can pre-order a print edition of Jade Yeo with a glorious new cover now! Check out the link for details ⬇️
🪔 Happy Diwali! May we all have light in the darkness 🪔
October 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
🪔 Happy Diwali! May we all have light in the darkness 🪔
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If we make it illegal to steal paintings from the Louvre then the entire industry will be unsustainable
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
October 20, 2025 at 7:50 AM
If we make it illegal to steal paintings from the Louvre then the entire industry will be unsustainable
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
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this whole interview is fun! Bill Nighy as agony uncle
Well I was not expecting BILL NIGHY to be spitting facts today!
observer.co.uk/culture/inte...
observer.co.uk/culture/inte...
October 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
this whole interview is fun! Bill Nighy as agony uncle