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This sums up my feelings about competitive sports so perfectly. Why the fuck can't you guys just share the ball or the puck or the whatever and go for a nice walk instead
if this happens to me please send me for a neurological screen. "competitive sports make no sense, if you care so much about the ball I will buy you each one and then we can all sit down and read books" has been my one constant throughout life.
January 5, 2026 at 9:46 PM
New Chapter of my Game of Thrones fix-it fic is up, because what I personally need right now is the fantasy of competent leaders working together for the safety and betterment of humanity: archiveofourown.org/works/57597760
January 4, 2026 at 5:20 PM
This has got to be up there with "Megan, we live in the same building" for shut-up-you-dumbass all timers.
January 3, 2026 at 4:43 AM
My aunt introduced me to "Mrs. Brown's Boys" and we've been bingeing it all week. It is refreshingly insouciant about being just...so amazingly offensive on every level
January 3, 2026 at 3:01 AM
SPOILERS FOR STRANGER THINGS SEASON FIVE/FINALE: Thank u DuffBros for sending Robin to my alma mater, nothing else would've made me laugh as hard
January 2, 2026 at 12:34 PM
OMH WHAT
The best thing I’ve learned so far this year is that parrots can learn to video-call each other. They can be trained to ring a bell when they’d like to call, they pick from several pictures of different parrots on screen to decide who to talk to…
dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/...
Birds of a Feather Video-Flock Together: Design and Evaluation of an Agency-Based Parrot-to-Parrot Video-Calling System for Interspecies Ethical Enrichment. | Proceedings of the 2023 CHI Conference on...
dl.acm.org
January 1, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Happy New Year, ya filthy animals
youtu.be/1D5PtyrewSs
Counting Crows - A Long December (Official Video)
YouTube video by CountingCrowsVEVO
youtu.be
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Something I've been thinking about all day is that for all the antivax sentiment in our country right now, when the time comes and this cure/vaccine/what-have-you comes out, exactly zero of them will refuse to take it. Because measles is theoretical but dementia is the horror you fear most past 50.
This is beyond incredible.
Wanna see real-life miracles? Fund scientific research.

A team of US scientists just cured Alzheimer’s in mice — and there is now hope that the disease can be reversed in humans.
futurism.com/health-medic...
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Been seeing people online asking why Democrats haven't spoken up enough about the vile, racist, violent abuse inflicted on our Somali and Somali-American neighbors. I agree, which is why I've messaged my state & federal reps to demand action. LMK if you want help finding yours!
December 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This is beyond incredible.
Wanna see real-life miracles? Fund scientific research.

A team of US scientists just cured Alzheimer’s in mice — and there is now hope that the disease can be reversed in humans.
futurism.com/health-medic...
Alzheimer's Fully Reversed in Mice, Scientists Say
A new compound has been shown to reverse late stage Alzheimer's disease in lab mice, which gives millions of sufferers new cause for hope.
futurism.com
December 31, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I'm Speaker of the House of Representatives so I'll just kill myself thanks
Welp I'm underpaying Bob Cratchit
December 31, 2025 at 2:15 AM
OK has anyone read "there is no antimemetics division" and if so would you recommend it? I put it on my library holds list but I'm uhhh Number 124 on the list and they have 4 copies. Is this worth actually buying the book in your opinion?
December 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
What a fuckin' nerd (affectionate)
EXCLUSIVE: @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social will be sworn in as mayor on midnight on January 1 inside the old abandoned City Hall subway station, saying that he sees the venue as a symbol for the aims of his upcoming administration.
EXCLUSIVE: Mamdani Will Be Sworn In At Abandoned Original City Hall Subway Station
The mayor-elect will kick off a new era by throwing things back to an older one.
buff.ly
December 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
So Christie's is gonna be auctioning off a few things from President and First Lady Carter's estate (seems to be a charity thing) and the whole collection seems pretty delightful, if a bit random (you too can bid on a dozen of Carter's ties!) but GUYS THE LILLIPUTIAN CHAIRS ARE UP FOR AUCTION
December 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Watched the Eagles-Bills game and I continue to wish I could enjoy sports the way I suspect most people do but I just fundamentally Do Not Get It
December 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Broke: Use Alt Text Because It's Nice
Woke: Use Alt Text Because You Can Fit Even More Into The Post
Bespoke: Use Alt Text Because Why Wouldn't You Offer Yourself Another Opportunity To Be Very Funny
bsky.app/profile/dj-a...
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.

You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
December 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
GOAT DOWN
The winds are hard enough that Gävlebocken fell.
December 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Jumpin' Jack Flash OBVIOUSLY
Name your fav non James Bond spy movie.
December 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Still looking for this, if anyone knows art people (most likely modern art?) who would have any idea what I'm talking about??
Art nerds pls help: I have a clear memory of seeing a modern art painting when I was a kid (maybe when we lived in Philly?) that's like, a perfect circle, but just in the corner there's a drop of paint. I think it was called "perfection" or something like that but all my searches are failing me HELP
December 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This is besides the point (and apologies to Robby) but after having heard both David Straitharn and George Clooney give this speech, I'd never actually listened to Murrow's original. He blows them out of the water, natch.
I’m old enough to remember when CBS News would never have surrendered to a demagogic president or any other politician. Remember Edward R. Murrow?
December 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
When did Nicki Minaj go full MAGA? Did I miss a memo or am I just old
December 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I don't know if this is a New Yorker thing or an asshole thing, but whenever I go to a trendy restaurant and find out that, as I suspected, it's not remotely worth the hype?

I get a little thrill
December 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Art nerds pls help: I have a clear memory of seeing a modern art painting when I was a kid (maybe when we lived in Philly?) that's like, a perfect circle, but just in the corner there's a drop of paint. I think it was called "perfection" or something like that but all my searches are failing me HELP
December 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
SHUT UP SHUT UP THIS IS ALL I CARE ABOUT FOREVER SHUT UP!!!!!
The Sheep Detectives - Official Trailer (2026) Hugh Jackman, Emma Thompson, Patrick Stewart
YouTube video by IGN Movie Trailers
youtu.be
December 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Did my last final (my final final?), came home, took an edible and passed the fuck out and now it's 11:30 and what if I ordered pad thai right now but tipped the delivery guy like SUPER well
December 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM