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I can't take Near Future sci-fi seriously cause it always looks exactly like this
October 4, 2024 at 1:53 PM
I can't take Near Future sci-fi seriously cause it always looks exactly like this
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MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
August 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
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an apple original? you mean... a tree?
June 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
an apple original? you mean... a tree?
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
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that’s right beg you miserable worm
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
that’s right beg you miserable worm
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Happy 43rd anniversary of Gary Larson’s Cow Tools Apology – or at least it’s 43 years since The Spokesman-Review, Spokane, printed this:
October 29, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Happy 43rd anniversary of Gary Larson’s Cow Tools Apology – or at least it’s 43 years since The Spokesman-Review, Spokane, printed this:
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billie joe armstrong when he said the shrink was a woman and the whore was a man
October 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
billie joe armstrong when he said the shrink was a woman and the whore was a man
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Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in
October 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in
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it's not FOR us
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
it's not FOR us
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they're called the doobie brothers cuz they do be brothers
August 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
they're called the doobie brothers cuz they do be brothers
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Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
May 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
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This guy has got to be very careful what he gets up to
May 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This guy has got to be very careful what he gets up to
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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:
February 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:
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Bummed. The popular young nephew I've been preparing to rule after me has died under mysterious circumstances. Gonna cry on the shoulder of his charmless but ambitious brother, who was first to offer condolences to me
February 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Bummed. The popular young nephew I've been preparing to rule after me has died under mysterious circumstances. Gonna cry on the shoulder of his charmless but ambitious brother, who was first to offer condolences to me
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I'm a blacksmith in a video game. I make three little clinky taps every time you give me five bronze bars to upgrade your weapon. Good day to you
February 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I'm a blacksmith in a video game. I make three little clinky taps every time you give me five bronze bars to upgrade your weapon. Good day to you
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doing an akira slide into the room on a horse, breaking all of its legs
February 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
doing an akira slide into the room on a horse, breaking all of its legs