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matte jones
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Social Producer for IGN, Eurogamer, RPS, others.
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Colonel: What is that you've got written on your helmet?
Joker: "Born to Post", sir.
Colonel: You write "Born to Post" on your helmet and you wear a t-shirt that says "Posting is a form of self harm". What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
Joker: No, sir.
good travels sir, may your chat logs go unleaked and your vent channel stay without update
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
played enough arc raiders now to get the sense that it doesn't really work. an open world full of threats you only really engage with when you're ready to and then never again when you've gotten the necessary items from them. at least monster hunter made repetition and mastery part of the experience
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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I really do think this is true.

Rockstar leadership deciding to fire 30+ union workers and the workers deciding to fight back is going to be something we look back on as a turning point for our unionization effort.
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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low polyamory
hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
pretty funny that there's so few games on the thing they've had to make three up
PlayStation's new ad campaign, “It Happens on PS5", has taken over several billboards in London.
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Chris Bratt
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
it's finally that time of year
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
tyler the creator slaying b.o.b? uh, yeah? yonkers dropped in 2011?
November 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
November 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
imagining a lad that's so performatively feminist he won't even eat manchego.
November 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
i had this odd realisation the other day of like, man what is sean vanaman actually doing lately. and. well. duh? right?
Half-Life fans believe they've worked out a possible announcement date for Half-Life 3 - and it's very, very soon
www.eurogamer.net/half-life-fa...
November 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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doing important steam library research
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
honestly a boston cop slide sounds delicious. like an boozy milkshake with a blended up donut in there. count me in.
November 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
a friend visiting from scotland asked what games i'm playing and when i talked about having fun joining up with random people in arc raiders they said is that what a power fantasy is like for the people of london? being polite and nice?
November 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
i am glad people are rediscovering my best work
Colonel: What is that you've got written on your helmet?
Joker: "Born to Post", sir.
Colonel: You write "Born to Post" on your helmet and you wear a t-shirt that says "Posting is a form of self harm". What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
Joker: No, sir.
November 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
alex is listening to caramelldansen in the other room. the weekend has begun.
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Wide Ocean Big Jacket, Turnfollow, 2020
5ft Glow-in-the-Dark Poseable Skeleton Decoration, Halloween Outdoor Decor, by Way To Celebrate is $8.74 at Walmart buff.ly/VkO33iQ #ad
November 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
there's a story at the end of this episode that is honestly so upsetting i expect us to get emails about how it nearly made people sick. enjoy your weekends everyone.
open.spotify.com/episode/46Iq...
November 7, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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you can make the 'a vote for labour is a vote for farage' argument in a vote splitting sense now the greens are doing so well if you like, but it is also true in the more immediate sense of them having the same fucking politics
November 7, 2025 at 12:13 PM
i'm nostalgic for slang that's not even that old. we should go back to saying "big mood"
November 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
imagine how quickly they could get this game out if they only had around 30 more people working on it.
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 4d
The hotly anticipated Grand Theft Auto VI has been delayed once again, from May 26 to November 19, 2026.

The purpose is to give the team, "some additional time to finish the game with the high level of polish players expect and deserve." bit.ly/4oCb7yf
November 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
jumpscare in image 3
The Scottish Greens stand with the dozens of workers sacked by @rockstargames.com for exercising their right to organise with @gameworkers.co.uk @iwgbunion.bsky.social

Reinstate them now, then get around the table & give your staff the pay & conditions they deserve for making you billions.
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM