get it lad

botw might be far cry 2: 3

i suspect (credit to the writers, this is a problem with management!) it's because the stories aren't very good

normally i would argue that you think of other revenue generators - in-store advertising? brand collabs? but the idea of this lad is he wants to specifically cut down on your time in store by decreasing service. what brands want people looking at their logo for three seconds?

if you asked this lad the model would be you standardise, automate and expand. yeah man you still sell one coffee to one person. there's only one minute in every minute!

EVERY OTHER BUSINESS: yeah they come to the store to buy a video game but maybe they get a funko pop and maybe a can of coke from the fridge
THIS PLACE: our biggest financial threat is that matter cannot exist in the same space and it limits the amount of customers in the store

genuinely slept in my clothes recently and thought "they call him father now"

i workshopped this a lot in my head. i knew a guy holding it was funnier than it being on a table. and "the" penny is funnier than just "penny" or "pennies"

the dildo store emailed: they have a surprisingly affordable offer for you!

been enjoying the calls to "fix" the score. brother it's some words about a toy.