fugacity appreciator
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fugacity appreciator
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Just opened a brand new bar of Dr. Bronner's peppermint after an extended tolerance break. That shit hits like McDonald's Sprite straight from the fountain.
December 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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median american voter moment
December 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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What none of you seem to comprehend is that while you’re all arguing about stupid shit online, I am running THOUSANDS of complex calculations in my head, and ALL of them are wrong as hell.
December 11, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Thinking about this wolf shirt kid in high school who would always read fantasy books on the bus. One day someone asked him why he read so much instead of making friends, and without looking up said “when the mind slows, the blade follows”
December 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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it's genuinely laughable for an ostensible national research university to fire someone for giving an essay that lazy and braindead a failing grade. nothing means anything if that's a passing piece of work
November 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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cow tools like and share if u agree
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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it's time to cyberbully alan dershowitz
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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My mistake, you are correct! I generated the file, but I did not give you a download link — let me go get it for you [pretends to walk down stairs behind couch]
This person is paying OpenAI two hundred dollars a month to have a chatbot gaslight them about making an excel spreadsheet
October 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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i predict a series of wonderful events will close out 2025
October 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Eyes Wide Shut was a cautionary tale about renting a costume
September 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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September 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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An air of sadness hangs over 9/11 this year
September 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Ok but like imagine how crazy today must be for the guy who waited in line to ask him that question.
September 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Online fascists furiously logging on to Grok and Chat-GPT asking it to update the lyrics to Horst Wessel Lied
September 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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If all my friends called me a pedophile in my birthday book I'd probably kill myself too
September 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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How is this still conventional wisdom for Dem wonks? Where is this magical "middle"? I've never met anybody in this demographic, this demo doesn't reflect in any polls, and they don't show up to vote. If they exist, where are they? Why are you pandering to imaginary people?
August 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Bathroom fans aren’t just for humidity- they’re for the shit smell as well. So flip that switch and send the stench to heaven above
March 31, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
August 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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friends: you really need a break—I know what would be perfect for your mental health

me: yeah, we're probably thinking the same thing

friends: a week of hiking in the woods?

me [thinking of going back in time to attend an MBV show where they play "You Made Me Realise" so loud it kills me] yep!
August 13, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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anyone want to tell her what happened to him or should we just let her find out
Laura Loomer is now touting her new title as “Trump’s Rasputin” for her growing political influence, à la the Russian Svengali who advised the Romanov family.
Laura Loomer Reveals White House Clout Has Earned Her a New Nickname
The alt-right influencer has skyrocketed to notoriety for her White House purges.
trib.al
August 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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when someone I thought was normal says "seed oil"
August 5, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.
August 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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why isn’t the left talking about where mother’s face goes when we play peekaboo
August 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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crazy to think about how much plants that suck to smoke people must've smoked to find out what's good plants to smoke. we smoke today on the shoulders of giants
July 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM