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The Phillies killed my grandpa and now they’re coming for me.
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I don’t say this lightly, as online tends to amplify the most exaggerated claims, but the current federal government is enacting a post-humanist project where they want to kill you because they believe AI will eliminate your job, thus making you a burden on the state. Every action points to this
Every Tuesday night with election results is a nice little dopamine injection as of late
December 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Every Tuesday night with election results is a nice little dopamine injection as of late
That's the Lower Bucks County Excellence of Zach Woods
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
That's the Lower Bucks County Excellence of Zach Woods
The biggest sign that Miller is calling the shots is that he's still getting TV hits because no administration in their right mind would let this dude on TV
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The biggest sign that Miller is calling the shots is that he's still getting TV hits because no administration in their right mind would let this dude on TV
Remember when Le Batard let Deadspin readers fill out his HOF ballot and they basically banned him for it? Yet they let stupid stuff like voting for Beltran one year but not the next year slide
Ballot #17 is from Bill Center. After submitting a ballot of Ichiro, Billy Wagner and Carlos Beltrán in 2025, Andruw Jones is his lone checkmark this year. Jones improves to net +3 while Beltrán falls to net +1. The two CF remain the only candidates above 75%
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
December 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Remember when Le Batard let Deadspin readers fill out his HOF ballot and they basically banned him for it? Yet they let stupid stuff like voting for Beltran one year but not the next year slide
HAPPY SCHWARBER DAY
December 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
HAPPY SCHWARBER DAY
Every major media company becoming a Trump propaganda arm at the same time he’s making everyday life worse is probably just creating more resentment that wouldn’t exist if they just did nothing
New WSJ reporting: "During a December visit to Washington, David Ellison offered assurances to Trump administration officials that if he bought Warner, he'd make sweeping changes to CNN, a common target of President Trump's ire, people familiar with the matter said..."
Behind Paramount’s Relentless Campaign to Woo Warner Discovery and President Trump
David Ellison has launched a hostile takeover bid for Warner Discovery, taking his case directly to shareholders after Netflix clinched a deal.
www.wsj.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Every major media company becoming a Trump propaganda arm at the same time he’s making everyday life worse is probably just creating more resentment that wouldn’t exist if they just did nothing
I’m about to John Q the local Walmart photo center counter
December 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I’m about to John Q the local Walmart photo center counter
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the balance hasn't remained constant, but people have long wrongly seen the NYT as a liberal publication that feels the need to bend over backwards for conservatives to fight bias charges, when in fact it's a conservative publication aimed at convincing liberals. they're more open about that now
December 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
the balance hasn't remained constant, but people have long wrongly seen the NYT as a liberal publication that feels the need to bend over backwards for conservatives to fight bias charges, when in fact it's a conservative publication aimed at convincing liberals. they're more open about that now
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Which popular baseball player made the Hall of Fame this year? If you guessed Jeff Kent you are wrong, he was never popular.
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Which popular baseball player made the Hall of Fame this year? If you guessed Jeff Kent you are wrong, he was never popular.
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The Guy Teams Were Willing To Face After Intentionally Walking Barry Bonds has now been elected to the Hall of Fame over Barry Bonds
Hall of Fame Contemporary Baseball Era veterans committee elects Jeff Kent
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The Guy Teams Were Willing To Face After Intentionally Walking Barry Bonds has now been elected to the Hall of Fame over Barry Bonds
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I’m driving my kids to Cooperstown to see the Jeff Kent plaque with his stupid ass mustache. They hate me and want me dead
December 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’m driving my kids to Cooperstown to see the Jeff Kent plaque with his stupid ass mustache. They hate me and want me dead
Jeff Kent lmao the BBHOF is a joke
December 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Jeff Kent lmao the BBHOF is a joke
I know “I love Philly” is the quickest way to get engagement sometimes (and people will say it for like…wow I took I walk to get coffee, I love Philly) but THIS stuff is why I love Philly.
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I know “I love Philly” is the quickest way to get engagement sometimes (and people will say it for like…wow I took I walk to get coffee, I love Philly) but THIS stuff is why I love Philly.
I think the massive failure of the metaverse and all the dunking people did on it turned Zuck into the reactionary he is now. Many such cases
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the ‘Metaverse’ has cost Meta more than $77B
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I think the massive failure of the metaverse and all the dunking people did on it turned Zuck into the reactionary he is now. Many such cases
I think it has less to do with the song itself than the fact that it’s counter cultural icon Grace Slick doing a big dumb corporate 80s rock thing
“We Built This City” is a good song, actually www.pastemagazine.com/music/starsh... I never understood the hate for that song. There are truly terrible songs. This isn't one of them.
“We Built This City” is a good song, actually
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December 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I think it has less to do with the song itself than the fact that it’s counter cultural icon Grace Slick doing a big dumb corporate 80s rock thing
Christmas Gift Ideas for when your first baseman is on voluntary dialysis:
December 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Christmas Gift Ideas for when your first baseman is on voluntary dialysis:
Well, I actually was made the boss of people for a job I’ve never done, and here’s what you do when you’re the boss in that situation.
1) Rely on your team’s expertise
2) Have their back if shit goes sideways
Doesn’t seem like Patullo’s doing either of those things.
1) Rely on your team’s expertise
2) Have their back if shit goes sideways
Doesn’t seem like Patullo’s doing either of those things.
Kevin Patullo has never called plays in his life but he was put in charge of the Eagles offense anyway. How would you feel if someone who never did the job was made your boss?
[Weekend Repost]
phillyfrontoffice.com/2025/11/29/w...
[Weekend Repost]
phillyfrontoffice.com/2025/11/29/w...
Why was Kevin Patullo Hired Again?
Patullo never should have been in this position.
phillyfrontoffice.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Well, I actually was made the boss of people for a job I’ve never done, and here’s what you do when you’re the boss in that situation.
1) Rely on your team’s expertise
2) Have their back if shit goes sideways
Doesn’t seem like Patullo’s doing either of those things.
1) Rely on your team’s expertise
2) Have their back if shit goes sideways
Doesn’t seem like Patullo’s doing either of those things.
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MacKenzie got half the money and all the dignity
This week alone, several higher education institutions announced major gifts from the billionaire philanthropist MacKenzie Scott—donations totaling well over $100 million. trib.al/HHoeZ4a
MacKenzie Scott is trying to close the DEI gap in higher ed, with $155 million in donations this week alone | Fortune
These gifts are a “major source of encouragement” during uncertain times for higher education.
trib.al
December 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
MacKenzie got half the money and all the dignity
[TMNT theme]
🎵 Leeches in the Phillies dugout🎵
🎵 Leeches in the Phillies dugout🎵
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[TMNT theme]
🎵 Leeches in the Phillies dugout🎵
🎵 Leeches in the Phillies dugout🎵
CLEARWATER, FL: Bryce Harper reports for Phillies spring training drinking the controversial C. Montgomery Burns Brain and Nerve Tonic, which has been promoted by Joe Rogan. He expects to be available for the start of season
December 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
CLEARWATER, FL: Bryce Harper reports for Phillies spring training drinking the controversial C. Montgomery Burns Brain and Nerve Tonic, which has been promoted by Joe Rogan. He expects to be available for the start of season
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You can’t tell me the Phillies aren’t the Springfield Power Plant softball team at this point
December 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
You can’t tell me the Phillies aren’t the Springfield Power Plant softball team at this point
Dude makes RFK look like C Everett Koop
December 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Dude makes RFK look like C Everett Koop
American Can’t-oh
December 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
American Can’t-oh
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He lowered Pennsylvania’s flags for 3 days when Charlie Kirk died and for 0 days when Melissa Hortman and her husband were killed.
Josh Shapiro believes he is uniquely suited to win over Trump voters—but he’ll need to overcome distrust among some in his own party first, Tim Alberta reports: theatln.tc/mR9AHSG4
December 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
He lowered Pennsylvania’s flags for 3 days when Charlie Kirk died and for 0 days when Melissa Hortman and her husband were killed.
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I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
April 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points