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Emphasize the noisiness of the camera drones in the olympics to make people think if they don’t hear that sound there must not be drones flying over or around their house
February 11, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Emphasize the noisiness of the camera drones in the olympics to make people think if they don’t hear that sound there must not be drones flying over or around their house
Imagine telling a pre-stardom Walton Goggins “you’ll be doing Wal Mart commercials in a few years, pal”. He would jump off a building.
February 10, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Imagine telling a pre-stardom Walton Goggins “you’ll be doing Wal Mart commercials in a few years, pal”. He would jump off a building.
Love to forego the shared experiences of youth by training constantly for an obscure sport that ultimately provides me with nothing because I lost to one other person in the world by 0.03 seconds
February 10, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Love to forego the shared experiences of youth by training constantly for an obscure sport that ultimately provides me with nothing because I lost to one other person in the world by 0.03 seconds
Age verification? I’ve never drank liquid from anything but a hose in the yard
Age verification? My AOL password was “poop”
that’s right, you could do a four character password with no requirements, now get off my godDAMN lawn
that’s right, you could do a four character password with no requirements, now get off my godDAMN lawn
Age verification? Buddy I earned my poster credentials on Usenet
February 10, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Age verification? I’ve never drank liquid from anything but a hose in the yard
They set up couches every few miles on the shoulder of the Blue Route but you never see anyone pull over to rest on them 🤔
February 10, 2026 at 2:19 PM
They set up couches every few miles on the shoulder of the Blue Route but you never see anyone pull over to rest on them 🤔
Dipping the rim of my margarita glass onto these wet salty streets
February 10, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Dipping the rim of my margarita glass onto these wet salty streets
(wacky youtube clickbait thumbnail) Immigrant Tries To Invoke Constitutional Rights….But It Works?!?
Ghislaine Maxwell, the longtime companion of Jeffrey Epstein who is serving a federal prison sentence on sex-trafficking charges, refused on Monday to answer questions during a deposition before the House Oversight Committee.
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February 10, 2026 at 11:19 AM
(wacky youtube clickbait thumbnail) Immigrant Tries To Invoke Constitutional Rights….But It Works?!?
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Dr. J can have a little wine
February 10, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Dr. J can have a little wine
Give Bronson Pinchot his own show. The Bronson Pinshow.
February 10, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Give Bronson Pinchot his own show. The Bronson Pinshow.
Lost in the halftime kerfuffle last night was Erica Kirk’s flawless cover of TLC’s No Scrubs. What a performer!
February 9, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Lost in the halftime kerfuffle last night was Erica Kirk’s flawless cover of TLC’s No Scrubs. What a performer!
GOOD TOYME
GOOD TOYME
GOOD TOYME
GOOD TOYME TONOYGHT
GOOD TOYME
GOOD TOYME
GOOD TOYME TONOYGHT
I WAN-NA THWANK YOUU
February 9, 2026 at 2:53 PM
GOOD TOYME
GOOD TOYME
GOOD TOYME
GOOD TOYME TONOYGHT
GOOD TOYME
GOOD TOYME
GOOD TOYME TONOYGHT
Claim to fame? That’s easy. During Do You Feel Like We Do on Frampton Comes Alive when Frampton is hooking up the tube to make his guitar talk you can hear a guy in the crowd say “woooo!” and that was my neighbor’s dad!
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Claim to fame? That’s easy. During Do You Feel Like We Do on Frampton Comes Alive when Frampton is hooking up the tube to make his guitar talk you can hear a guy in the crowd say “woooo!” and that was my neighbor’s dad!
Can you bet on whether he will angrily push a ladder over again
Wrote about Giannis Antetokounmpo's shameful Kalshi partnership. He should backtrack and the NBA should ban any league/team employee (including players) and media partners from participation. Have the fight with the players' association if you must. www.teamziller.com/giannis-ante...
Giannis should be ashamed
Cutting a deal with a major prediction market platform after playing coy with a trade request is beneath him and will sully his legacy. He should backtrack and the NBA should step in to prevent this f...
www.teamziller.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Can you bet on whether he will angrily push a ladder over again
Charlie Kirk watching the TPUSA halftime show in heaven: How is Kid Rock unable to lip synch to his own song oh my GOD this is terrible
God: Uhh use my name in vain much??
God: Uhh use my name in vain much??
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Charlie Kirk watching the TPUSA halftime show in heaven: How is Kid Rock unable to lip synch to his own song oh my GOD this is terrible
God: Uhh use my name in vain much??
God: Uhh use my name in vain much??
Honey is everything ok you’ve barely touched your ferments
February 9, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Honey is everything ok you’ve barely touched your ferments
Wife and niece tie for the win. Thank you for participating in this betting exercise even though it was obviously rigged by the Illuminati.
February 9, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Wife and niece tie for the win. Thank you for participating in this betting exercise even though it was obviously rigged by the Illuminati.
Welcome to the Turning Point USA Superbowl Halftime Show. Kid Rock has fallen ill. Please welcome Scott Baio and James Woods as they perform the Who’s On First routine.
February 9, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Welcome to the Turning Point USA Superbowl Halftime Show. Kid Rock has fallen ill. Please welcome Scott Baio and James Woods as they perform the Who’s On First routine.
One of the Backstreet Boys went to Noah Eagle’s hair system guy
February 9, 2026 at 12:28 AM
One of the Backstreet Boys went to Noah Eagle’s hair system guy
Sizemore’s in! Are you?? Get your Prop Bet picks in before the heat comes around the corner. Fun!
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February 8, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Sizemore’s in! Are you?? Get your Prop Bet picks in before the heat comes around the corner. Fun!
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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Mike Johnson when they play Lee Greenwood in the club
February 8, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Mike Johnson when they play Lee Greenwood in the club
Women only want one thing and it’s disgusting (get airlifted off a snowy mountain with a broken leg after a violent wipeout)
February 8, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Women only want one thing and it’s disgusting (get airlifted off a snowy mountain with a broken leg after a violent wipeout)
I don’t know who needs to hear this but witches’ titties are not inherently cold
February 8, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but witches’ titties are not inherently cold
Give me meat and ferments
February 8, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Give me meat and ferments