Ilhan Omar orchestrated a diabolical scheme where she paid a guy to build a right wing social media profile for 5 years that made his family hate him so one day he could squeeze half a syringe full of piss at her at a townhall. Absolutely brilliant in its simplicity
January 28, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Ilhan Omar orchestrated a diabolical scheme where she paid a guy to build a right wing social media profile for 5 years that made his family hate him so one day he could squeeze half a syringe full of piss at her at a townhall. Absolutely brilliant in its simplicity
Was wondering why she triggers such deep repulsion and dread from me and then it hit me
January 28, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Was wondering why she triggers such deep repulsion and dread from me and then it hit me
Was kind of hoping it would just be Streets of Philadelphia with "Minneapolis" crudely dubbed over it
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Was kind of hoping it would just be Streets of Philadelphia with "Minneapolis" crudely dubbed over it
The concept of 'Skyscraper Live' would've been much more exciting had I known someone would be climbing one
January 28, 2026 at 4:12 PM
The concept of 'Skyscraper Live' would've been much more exciting had I known someone would be climbing one
The current record of 9 of course held by none other than Puddle of Mudd
Harry Styles is set to break the record for the most nights played at Wembley Stadium during a single tour for a solo artist.
He will play 10 shows there as part of his ‘Together, Together’ tour.
He will play 10 shows there as part of his ‘Together, Together’ tour.
January 28, 2026 at 3:53 AM
The current record of 9 of course held by none other than Puddle of Mudd
The Patriots have gotten to Super Bowls before and after Belichick. Like it or not, that disqualifies him from any HOF talk
January 27, 2026 at 11:23 PM
The Patriots have gotten to Super Bowls before and after Belichick. Like it or not, that disqualifies him from any HOF talk
Reposted by Dan Clyne
Bob Cousy for Kent Cigarettes:
The story behind that “scientists and educators” line: Kent handed out free cigarettes at a convention, then had reps ask departing attendees (amongst whom were scientists and educators) what brand of cigarettes they had on them. The birth of analytics!
The story behind that “scientists and educators” line: Kent handed out free cigarettes at a convention, then had reps ask departing attendees (amongst whom were scientists and educators) what brand of cigarettes they had on them. The birth of analytics!
January 18, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Bob Cousy for Kent Cigarettes:
The story behind that “scientists and educators” line: Kent handed out free cigarettes at a convention, then had reps ask departing attendees (amongst whom were scientists and educators) what brand of cigarettes they had on them. The birth of analytics!
The story behind that “scientists and educators” line: Kent handed out free cigarettes at a convention, then had reps ask departing attendees (amongst whom were scientists and educators) what brand of cigarettes they had on them. The birth of analytics!
Reposted by Dan Clyne
Remembering the time Steve Stipanovich accidentally shot himself and blamed it on a basketball player-hating cowboy
January 19, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Remembering the time Steve Stipanovich accidentally shot himself and blamed it on a basketball player-hating cowboy
🏀 Hey all. I've started my hoops history alt-account back up here on Bluesky. Fun facts and mini-threads on the game I love. You don't even have to be a sports fan to enjoy it. Give it a follow! Here's a mini-thread on John Sbarbaro, who still clears Jerry Reinsdorf as a Chicago team owner
Owner Spotlight: John Sbarbaro
Bootlegger, mob attorney, and funeral home owner who founded the Chicago Atomics in 1946
The mascot was changed to the Stags during preseason due to growing public opinion that dropping atomic bombs on other countries might not, in fact, be worth celebrating
Bootlegger, mob attorney, and funeral home owner who founded the Chicago Atomics in 1946
The mascot was changed to the Stags during preseason due to growing public opinion that dropping atomic bombs on other countries might not, in fact, be worth celebrating
January 27, 2026 at 4:28 PM
🏀 Hey all. I've started my hoops history alt-account back up here on Bluesky. Fun facts and mini-threads on the game I love. You don't even have to be a sports fan to enjoy it. Give it a follow! Here's a mini-thread on John Sbarbaro, who still clears Jerry Reinsdorf as a Chicago team owner
Prosecute Greg Bovino the second he wraps filming on the next Josh Safdie film
January 27, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Prosecute Greg Bovino the second he wraps filming on the next Josh Safdie film
I’m just relieved all the unrest is over in time for the opening weekend of Melania
January 27, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I’m just relieved all the unrest is over in time for the opening weekend of Melania
This is an objective truth and I'm sick of pretending it isn't
a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
January 26, 2026 at 7:20 PM
This is an objective truth and I'm sick of pretending it isn't
MAGA will pick the first option without batting an eyelash. That's the problem. Public appeals aren't an option. They have to be fought head on with actual force and consequences
Walz: "To Americans who are watching this, I've got a question for you: What side do you want to be on? The side of an all powerful federal govt that can kill, injury, menace, & kidnap its citizens off the streets? Or on the side of a nurse at the VA hospital who died bearing witness to such govt?"
January 26, 2026 at 4:28 PM
MAGA will pick the first option without batting an eyelash. That's the problem. Public appeals aren't an option. They have to be fought head on with actual force and consequences
My wife Bari and I were not happy with last night's "A Night At The Movies" segment on 60 Minutes. News is full-speed or it's fucking DEAD. We are cutting our couples bathing retreat short and flying in directly from Jacksonville to address this
NEWS: Bari Weiss will hold an all-hands meeting to discuss the future of CBS News tomorrow, per note that just went out to employees.
January 26, 2026 at 4:07 PM
My wife Bari and I were not happy with last night's "A Night At The Movies" segment on 60 Minutes. News is full-speed or it's fucking DEAD. We are cutting our couples bathing retreat short and flying in directly from Jacksonville to address this
Even if you're not a fan, it's pretty damn cool to see the New England Patriots advance to their first ever Super Bowl
January 25, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Even if you're not a fan, it's pretty damn cool to see the New England Patriots advance to their first ever Super Bowl
Has anyone ever thought of secretly burying the ball in the end zone and having a receiver run down to dig it up? Why couldn’t that be a touchdown?
January 25, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Has anyone ever thought of secretly burying the ball in the end zone and having a receiver run down to dig it up? Why couldn’t that be a touchdown?
Dave has always been a real one but also I can’t believe how much Tim Reynolds looks like Mac’s mom on Always Sunny
Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds playing CSNY’s “Ohio” with a little “Killing in the Name Of” thrown in.
January 25, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Dave has always been a real one but also I can’t believe how much Tim Reynolds looks like Mac’s mom on Always Sunny
Shams is a better news source than the New York Times
The Timberwolves-Warriors game in Minneapolis has been postponed by the NBA, sources tell ESPN, in wake of a man shot and killed Saturday in a confrontation with federal agents in the city. It's the second shooting there in a week, third this month, involving a federal officer.
January 24, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Shams is a better news source than the New York Times
I've said it a dozen times. If you aren't willing to get your hands dirty with stories like this, get the fuck out of journalism immediately
This Sunday, Jan. 25, 60 Minutes presents “A Night at the Movies,” a special edition featuring profiles from our archives on:
• Timothée Chalamet
• Jamie Lee Curtis
• Kate Winslet
• Timothée Chalamet
• Jamie Lee Curtis
• Kate Winslet
January 24, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I've said it a dozen times. If you aren't willing to get your hands dirty with stories like this, get the fuck out of journalism immediately
The Smashing Machine asks the bold question: what if you could watch a big guy just sort of dick around for awhile
January 24, 2026 at 2:42 PM
The Smashing Machine asks the bold question: what if you could watch a big guy just sort of dick around for awhile
Found a new NIN live video, doesn’t matter to 18yo Larry. He’s seen em
January 24, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Found a new NIN live video, doesn’t matter to 18yo Larry. He’s seen em
Boss Bench
January 24, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Boss Bench
I’m developing TouchTunes for live music. Bands will need to stop their sets if an audience member requests any song to played over the PA system. This is going to revolutionize the way live music is interrupted
January 24, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I’m developing TouchTunes for live music. Bands will need to stop their sets if an audience member requests any song to played over the PA system. This is going to revolutionize the way live music is interrupted
One thing I think about often with these people is how if you took one element of fate away from their path to power, they'd probably be on a twitch stream or morning radio show drinking piss or eating shit. The margin between holding office or consuming human waste for fame is amazingly thin
Vance in MN: "It's really cold outside. We in the Trump administration want to deport criminal aliens who are sex offenders. It takes a certain level of committed to sex offender criminal aliens to stand outside in -40 temperatures and attack the vice president, but they're committed to the bit."
January 23, 2026 at 4:27 PM
One thing I think about often with these people is how if you took one element of fate away from their path to power, they'd probably be on a twitch stream or morning radio show drinking piss or eating shit. The margin between holding office or consuming human waste for fame is amazingly thin