Generational draft

I screwed up. Asked her if the sex with Rich Gere was real when they fuck in the closet of the open house in the beginning of the movie. Totally weirded her out. Tried starting a small, controllable grease fire in her kitchen but too late. She already saw the call. Things are real icy now 😔

Reggie might actually think Sengun’s name is “Shane Goon”

A Freddy Krueger glove slashed through the window, creating a big hole where a window had once been.

“Who’s there?” cried the attempting sleeper

“Freddy Krueger,” said Freddy Krueger

I like darker, more dark elements.

2-for-1 tonight, because I’m trying to drive engagement as a Blue Sky Plus account

The phone rang. It said “UNKNOWN CALLER”

The naked woman answered

“hello?”

the caller

“I’d be a KNOWN caller if I told you my name. It’s Dracula”