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The Phillies killed my grandpa and now they’re coming for me.
Pinned
I don’t say this lightly, as online tends to amplify the most exaggerated claims, but the current federal government is enacting a post-humanist project where they want to kill you because they believe AI will eliminate your job, thus making you a burden on the state. Every action points to this
And when Stephen Miller’s family immigrated we imported male pattern baldness and small dick syndrome
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 1:33 PM
And when Stephen Miller’s family immigrated we imported male pattern baldness and small dick syndrome
Dudes, and I cannot stress this enough, rock
It’s officially the holiday season as I once again am beholding my Fiancée’s Uncle’s Van Halen Wall.
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Dudes, and I cannot stress this enough, rock
I think a lot of people have asked “why would they create this knowing it can mislead people about increasingly more consequential things?” And I think that’s exactly WHY they’re creating it.
this image was generated with google's latest nana banana pro tool. we have no idea how bad it is about to get.
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I think a lot of people have asked “why would they create this knowing it can mislead people about increasingly more consequential things?” And I think that’s exactly WHY they’re creating it.
We're doing a breakfast-for-dinner Christmas this year and I am so fucking hype for it
it fascinates me how most everyone in the U.S. does turkey for Thanksgiving, but we are all over the map as to what we eat for Christmas (as is proper for a hugely diverse nation).
I come from a Christmas prime rib roast family, myself.
I come from a Christmas prime rib roast family, myself.
I also use the bacon method. Although turkey is Christmas dinner where I come from.
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
We're doing a breakfast-for-dinner Christmas this year and I am so fucking hype for it
When Mets fans stop worshipping two serial domestic abusers in Doc Gooden/Darryl Strawberry then maybe I’ll listen to their concern trolling of Chase Utley.
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
When Mets fans stop worshipping two serial domestic abusers in Doc Gooden/Darryl Strawberry then maybe I’ll listen to their concern trolling of Chase Utley.
Once someone picks up on the similarities between soft pretzels and bagels I fear it is OVER over
In the manner of a what now?
the food equivalent of the infamous sixth borough story. NYT has to stop writing about Philly
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/d...
the food equivalent of the infamous sixth borough story. NYT has to stop writing about Philly
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/d...
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Once someone picks up on the similarities between soft pretzels and bagels I fear it is OVER over
I’m not opposed to bailing out companies like that to prevent shocks to pension funds etc. but guys like Sacks would absolutely need to go to jail as a result
One explanation for economic populism in the US is the recurring cycle of bubbles and bailouts that happens without any democratic input
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I’m not opposed to bailing out companies like that to prevent shocks to pension funds etc. but guys like Sacks would absolutely need to go to jail as a result
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Bluesky as millennial retirement home confirmed
It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Bluesky as millennial retirement home confirmed
All this means is that the Tigers are too cheap to pay for an actual starting pitcher
Tigers among clubs looking at free-agent pitcher Ryan Helsley as a starter. With @katiejwoo and @CodyStavenhagen: www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
Tigers among clubs looking at free-agent pitcher Ryan Helsley as a starter: Sources
MLB's leader in saves in 2024, Helsley hasn't started since 2019, when he was in Triple A with the St. Louis Cardinals.
www.nytimes.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
All this means is that the Tigers are too cheap to pay for an actual starting pitcher
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SimCity 3000
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
SimCity 3000
Fellow parents: anybody buy the Nex Playground for their house? How is it?
November 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Fellow parents: anybody buy the Nex Playground for their house? How is it?
I dunno about you guys, but I’m glad that I’m 39 years old and there are still diabolically gross sex acts that I don’t know about. I’ve never truly “seen it all,” and that keeps me young.
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I dunno about you guys, but I’m glad that I’m 39 years old and there are still diabolically gross sex acts that I don’t know about. I’ve never truly “seen it all,” and that keeps me young.
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It's really ominous that the ostensible leftists who seem to have cracked the YouTube code are real fuckin stupid
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It's really ominous that the ostensible leftists who seem to have cracked the YouTube code are real fuckin stupid
[Saves the Day voice]
I said that boy’s handsome
A little bit of me wanted to be beautiful
THERE’S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT HIS SMILE
He looks so nice
I wish I had friends like that
They’d always be there for me
I wouldn’t look bad
And they wouldn’t talk BEHIND MY BACK
[guitar riff]
I said that boy’s handsome
A little bit of me wanted to be beautiful
THERE’S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT HIS SMILE
He looks so nice
I wish I had friends like that
They’d always be there for me
I wouldn’t look bad
And they wouldn’t talk BEHIND MY BACK
[guitar riff]
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
[Saves the Day voice]
I said that boy’s handsome
A little bit of me wanted to be beautiful
THERE’S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT HIS SMILE
He looks so nice
I wish I had friends like that
They’d always be there for me
I wouldn’t look bad
And they wouldn’t talk BEHIND MY BACK
[guitar riff]
I said that boy’s handsome
A little bit of me wanted to be beautiful
THERE’S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT HIS SMILE
He looks so nice
I wish I had friends like that
They’d always be there for me
I wouldn’t look bad
And they wouldn’t talk BEHIND MY BACK
[guitar riff]
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Literally any normal person on the left: lol this is funny but not real though obviously having known about Trump for more than 30 seconds.
These two fucking morons:
These two fucking morons:
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Literally any normal person on the left: lol this is funny but not real though obviously having known about Trump for more than 30 seconds.
These two fucking morons:
These two fucking morons:
Conservative Dems are gonna hate. They’re all MSNBC/consultant poisoned nerds who don’t have 1/billionth of Mamdani’s charisma
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Conservative Dems are gonna hate. They’re all MSNBC/consultant poisoned nerds who don’t have 1/billionth of Mamdani’s charisma
I think Mamdani did something very specific yet obvious: complimented Trump on his electoral success (because that’s all he cares about) rather than policy. Mamdani comes off Scot-free and Trump will fall for anybody who sucks up to him.
I’m having a genuinely difficult time processing all of this, it’s baffling
November 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I think Mamdani did something very specific yet obvious: complimented Trump on his electoral success (because that’s all he cares about) rather than policy. Mamdani comes off Scot-free and Trump will fall for anybody who sucks up to him.
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Not going to read too much into it, obviously Trump is the worst man alive, and is going to revert to saying the most odious shit imaginable in like an hour, but it's funny that this is coming a couple hours after 90 democrat losers voted to say "socialism is bad" for no reason.
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Not going to read too much into it, obviously Trump is the worst man alive, and is going to revert to saying the most odious shit imaginable in like an hour, but it's funny that this is coming a couple hours after 90 democrat losers voted to say "socialism is bad" for no reason.
This, more than the leaking-brains fascism, is what’ll make the GOP dump him like a bad habit
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This, more than the leaking-brains fascism, is what’ll make the GOP dump him like a bad habit
Mamdani did it, man. He knew exactly what he was doing and he did it. Fun theater.
Trump is now defending Mamdani in response to loaded questions from Fox News. incredible scenes
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Mamdani did it, man. He knew exactly what he was doing and he did it. Fun theater.
In ten years, dumb boomer liberals are going to tweet things like “I may have disagreed with Trump, but he never ate a child on live television like Grand Epic Bacon Emperor Vance. Trump was 100% against child eating.”
Watching the funeral of VP Dick Cheney and listening to his daughter, Congresswoman Liz Cheney, speak. One can only hope that this GOP will find its democratic compass again and reject all things fascist. I didn’t always agree with VP Cheney BUT he was antifa. He always put country over party.RIP🙏
November 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
In ten years, dumb boomer liberals are going to tweet things like “I may have disagreed with Trump, but he never ate a child on live television like Grand Epic Bacon Emperor Vance. Trump was 100% against child eating.”
Small things that make big differences, etc. If you’re able and haven’t contributed to this before, now’s the time!
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Small things that make big differences, etc. If you’re able and haven’t contributed to this before, now’s the time!
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I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
November 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there