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The Phillies killed my grandpa and now they’re coming for me.
CLEARWATER, FL: Bryce Harper reports for Phillies spring training drinking the controversial C. Montgomery Burns Brain and Nerve Tonic, which has been promoted by Joe Rogan. He expects to be available for the start of season
December 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
CLEARWATER, FL: Bryce Harper reports for Phillies spring training drinking the controversial C. Montgomery Burns Brain and Nerve Tonic, which has been promoted by Joe Rogan. He expects to be available for the start of season
[Saves the Day voice]
I said that boy’s handsome
A little bit of me wanted to be beautiful
THERE’S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT HIS SMILE
He looks so nice
I wish I had friends like that
They’d always be there for me
I wouldn’t look bad
And they wouldn’t talk BEHIND MY BACK
[guitar riff]
I said that boy’s handsome
A little bit of me wanted to be beautiful
THERE’S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT HIS SMILE
He looks so nice
I wish I had friends like that
They’d always be there for me
I wouldn’t look bad
And they wouldn’t talk BEHIND MY BACK
[guitar riff]
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
[Saves the Day voice]
I said that boy’s handsome
A little bit of me wanted to be beautiful
THERE’S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT HIS SMILE
He looks so nice
I wish I had friends like that
They’d always be there for me
I wouldn’t look bad
And they wouldn’t talk BEHIND MY BACK
[guitar riff]
I said that boy’s handsome
A little bit of me wanted to be beautiful
THERE’S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT HIS SMILE
He looks so nice
I wish I had friends like that
They’d always be there for me
I wouldn’t look bad
And they wouldn’t talk BEHIND MY BACK
[guitar riff]
Let’s rock
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Let’s rock
Like exhibit A: “Cherry Waves” a good-not-great song from Deftones’ sixth-best album, fifth on Spotify bc it was a TikTok meme
November 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Like exhibit A: “Cherry Waves” a good-not-great song from Deftones’ sixth-best album, fifth on Spotify bc it was a TikTok meme
The situation room
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The situation room
Go Birds, angry leftists on my phone
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Go Birds, angry leftists on my phone
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Listening to Puddle of Mudd drunkenly stumble through “Blurry” at 105.7 The Bone’s Summerfest
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Listening to Puddle of Mudd drunkenly stumble through “Blurry” at 105.7 The Bone’s Summerfest
From the Philadelphia Inquirer in 1994, three days before the MLB strike. All I can say is "lol"
November 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
From the Philadelphia Inquirer in 1994, three days before the MLB strike. All I can say is "lol"
Did they think they were all Zionists for fun!?!?
October 31, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Did they think they were all Zionists for fun!?!?
Good morning
October 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Good morning
Just in case you don’t get the reference
October 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Just in case you don’t get the reference
Smoltz when he sees two dudes holding hands
October 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Smoltz when he sees two dudes holding hands
Good morning, the Phils have me annoyed and then I was up all night with my sick kid and will be missing the tailgate so Go Birds and leave me alone 👎
October 5, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Good morning, the Phils have me annoyed and then I was up all night with my sick kid and will be missing the tailgate so Go Birds and leave me alone 👎
Today is the day
October 4, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Today is the day
September 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Good morning
September 28, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Good morning
Good morning
September 21, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Good morning