🦦 Otterbean🦦
@smolotterbean.bsky.social
I don't do warnings, I'm blunt and upfront
30/yo
Metalhead (Black Metal is my favorite)
Pansexual
Nonbinary
Available
🔞 MINORS DNI 🔞
https://mastodon.social/@SmolOtterBean
30/yo
Metalhead (Black Metal is my favorite)
Pansexual
Nonbinary
Available
🔞 MINORS DNI 🔞
https://mastodon.social/@SmolOtterBean
Pinned
Don't ever disrespect military veterans because several of my neighbors, family and friends are veterans and they are some of the most honest, respectful and decent people I've ever met. You don't know what they've been through but I have heard some of the horrors they lived through. Be respectful.
I might be a crass uncouth otter but I'll always try to look out for the hoomans I care about.
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I might be a crass uncouth otter but I'll always try to look out for the hoomans I care about.
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Goodemorning Gonzobongos! I hav reganed my Positive Attertood.
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Goodemorning Gonzobongos! I hav reganed my Positive Attertood.
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hontdog in the wind
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
hontdog in the wind
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I'm tired of being the bigger person. Just once, I want to be the smaller person, tiny enough to be carried around in someone's pocket, shouting petty retorts.
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I'm tired of being the bigger person. Just once, I want to be the smaller person, tiny enough to be carried around in someone's pocket, shouting petty retorts.
RETURN OUR HONT DOG OR I'LL SHIDD AND FARDD ALL OVER THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
RETURN OUR HONT DOG OR I'LL SHIDD AND FARDD ALL OVER THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE
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my hont will dog on
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
my hont will dog on
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Labels for the preserves 🥰
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Labels for the preserves 🥰
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you know what? *entombs you in the orb*
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
you know what? *entombs you in the orb*
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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it’s all downhill once you get bumped up from the kid’s table at thanksgiving
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
it’s all downhill once you get bumped up from the kid’s table at thanksgiving
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November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
'Member when poop jokes were popular and in several movies and conversations with friends?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
'Member when poop jokes were popular and in several movies and conversations with friends?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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Drunk me: "Where are my pants?"
Sober me: "Where are my pants?"
Sober me: "Where are my pants?"
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Drunk me: "Where are my pants?"
Sober me: "Where are my pants?"
Sober me: "Where are my pants?"
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*balloon stretching noises*
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
*balloon stretching noises*
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#FreeTheMeat JUSTICE FOR SENATOR MEATLORD! WE WON'T BE SILENCED!
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
#FreeTheMeat JUSTICE FOR SENATOR MEATLORD! WE WON'T BE SILENCED!
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My jokes are so corny that I even a-maize myself.
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
My jokes are so corny that I even a-maize myself.
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I’m fluent in pattern recognition.
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I’m fluent in pattern recognition.
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opening a teeny tiny door inside an enchanted grandfather clock to retrieve my whimsy
November 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
opening a teeny tiny door inside an enchanted grandfather clock to retrieve my whimsy
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I feel like a lot more people need to learn the difference between being nice and flirting. If I'm nice to you it's because I'm nice. If I'm flirting, I'm probably humping your leg
November 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I feel like a lot more people need to learn the difference between being nice and flirting. If I'm nice to you it's because I'm nice. If I'm flirting, I'm probably humping your leg
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SENATOR HONTDOG HAS BEEN SHOT
I REPEAT SENATOR HONTDOG IS DOWN
I REPEAT SENATOR HONTDOG IS DOWN
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
SENATOR HONTDOG HAS BEEN SHOT
I REPEAT SENATOR HONTDOG IS DOWN
I REPEAT SENATOR HONTDOG IS DOWN
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look at mah feets, I’m a T-Rex rawwwr
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
look at mah feets, I’m a T-Rex rawwwr
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Kiss me, I’m an asshole.
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Kiss me, I’m an asshole.