That elderly woman is someone's grandma, show some respect. I'm lucky I got to know even two of my grandparents. My late Sicilian grandma would do unspeakable things to you for that kind of disrespect, and trust me, you don't want an angry Sicilian grandma coming after you.

Kids today don't read as many books as I used to, that's why they don't know half the vocabulary I picked up on. I used to literally stuff my backpack full of books and read half of them in a day or more. I devoured books like the Sarlaac pit devoured victims.

I actually learned those words from reading an excessive amount of books as a kid. I learned a lot of words and information from reading incessantly as a kid. I scored higher than my grade in reading tests bc of how much I read. I'm not even bragging, I just learned a lot through books.

IT IS TOO!
I was saying cool beans all the way back in the early 2000s bc I was a smart kid and I even knew words like copacetic!

COOL BEANS IS PERFECTLY CROMULENT

BUTTHOLE IS BUTTHOLE NYAAAAHHHH

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Such a cute lil kitty

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Back in my day it was a booty dart

hontdog in the wind

my hont will dog on

How can you be mad with that cute lil face looking at you?

Number one, two, three or four if you're a woman.