BIXLEE, goatse enthusiast
@bixlee.bsky.social
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@emmaline.spills.wine made me a new years eve abobo and it rules
we're fucking cooked
January 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
we're fucking cooked
overwhelming self defense
January 3, 2026 at 5:11 PM
overwhelming self defense
gonna start a side hustle where i take bets on when skip is gonna piss next
January 3, 2026 at 12:16 AM
gonna start a side hustle where i take bets on when skip is gonna piss next
who wants to take this one
Ok, pls tell me what a waffle stomp is? I think I can visualise, but am not certain I'm correct!!
January 2, 2026 at 6:10 PM
who wants to take this one
the coolest part about going to the beach is the people who play country rap loud enough for everyone else to hear it
January 2, 2026 at 4:29 PM
the coolest part about going to the beach is the people who play country rap loud enough for everyone else to hear it
post in this thread and i will try to guess what city and state (or country) you live in
January 2, 2026 at 2:54 AM
post in this thread and i will try to guess what city and state (or country) you live in
how many days do you guys think it will be until skip's piss account has more followers than @didipickles.bsky.social ?
January 2, 2026 at 12:53 AM
how many days do you guys think it will be until skip's piss account has more followers than @didipickles.bsky.social ?
no wheat chex
January 1, 2026 at 7:39 PM
no wheat chex
Reposted by BIXLEE, goatse enthusiast
NEW YEAR MEANS NEW DRAMA!!
We predict the next top stories of 2026! Will we be right?? Who gives a rat's ass - PICK UP A COPY NOW!!
We predict the next top stories of 2026! Will we be right?? Who gives a rat's ass - PICK UP A COPY NOW!!
January 1, 2026 at 3:58 PM
NEW YEAR MEANS NEW DRAMA!!
We predict the next top stories of 2026! Will we be right?? Who gives a rat's ass - PICK UP A COPY NOW!!
We predict the next top stories of 2026! Will we be right?? Who gives a rat's ass - PICK UP A COPY NOW!!
it is literally 1985
January 1, 2026 at 3:00 PM
it is literally 1985
happy new year, don't forget to switch your calendars from 1984 to 1985
January 1, 2026 at 2:51 PM
happy new year, don't forget to switch your calendars from 1984 to 1985
happy new anus
January 1, 2026 at 6:18 AM
happy new anus
oh great now i have to write 2026 on all of my checks huh
January 1, 2026 at 5:02 AM
oh great now i have to write 2026 on all of my checks huh
you piss lovers are gonna be in for a real treat in 2026
January 1, 2026 at 3:35 AM
you piss lovers are gonna be in for a real treat in 2026
my new years resolution is to post more
January 1, 2026 at 1:27 AM
my new years resolution is to post more
starting 2026 by making some new friends (julie)
January 1, 2026 at 1:20 AM
starting 2026 by making some new friends (julie)
these are rookie numbers
January 1, 2026 at 12:34 AM
these are rookie numbers
12 more hours to #cancelskip in 2025
December 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
12 more hours to #cancelskip in 2025
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literally still waiting to see what problem crypto solved other than “here’s an easier way to bribe politicians”
December 31, 2025 at 4:37 AM
literally still waiting to see what problem crypto solved other than “here’s an easier way to bribe politicians”
ehh i don't really wanna go
December 31, 2025 at 4:23 AM
ehh i don't really wanna go
substack deez nuts in your mouth
December 31, 2025 at 4:04 AM
substack deez nuts in your mouth
it sucks that @ishigh.lol stopped posting on here but it's good that he let me steal all of his friends in 2025 you guys are pretty cool
December 31, 2025 at 3:30 AM
it sucks that @ishigh.lol stopped posting on here but it's good that he let me steal all of his friends in 2025 you guys are pretty cool
hopefully the heart in a blender guy posts on here in 2026, i've got some sick replies saved and ready to go
December 31, 2025 at 3:28 AM
hopefully the heart in a blender guy posts on here in 2026, i've got some sick replies saved and ready to go