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it should be illegal for youtube to try to ask me to pay for it
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
it should be illegal for youtube to try to ask me to pay for it
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my Edmund Fitzgerald was a Great Lakes freighter for 17 years. i walked with her load of iron ore, twenty-six thousand tons more than she weighed empty. you wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina when the gales of November come early.
i miss her terribly.
i miss her terribly.
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
my Edmund Fitzgerald was a Great Lakes freighter for 17 years. i walked with her load of iron ore, twenty-six thousand tons more than she weighed empty. you wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina when the gales of November come early.
i miss her terribly.
i miss her terribly.
i don't want to follow chuck schumer, but i do want to get there first when it's time to dunk on him
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
i don't want to follow chuck schumer, but i do want to get there first when it's time to dunk on him
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
he's running
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
he's running
good morning and happy 11/9, or as they call it in europe, 9/11
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
good morning and happy 11/9, or as they call it in europe, 9/11
very excited that it is finally leave the oven door open after you're done cooking to help heat the house season
November 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
very excited that it is finally leave the oven door open after you're done cooking to help heat the house season
my fingers are fat so i accidentally typed "fucka" instead of fucks and google autocorrect changed it to "fuckaas"
November 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
my fingers are fat so i accidentally typed "fucka" instead of fucks and google autocorrect changed it to "fuckaas"
i don't know how to use a yo-yo
November 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
i don't know how to use a yo-yo
man i wish pod would save me right about now
November 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
man i wish pod would save me right about now
lowkey kinda pissed that i didn't think of making an AI ballad about 9/11
November 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
lowkey kinda pissed that i didn't think of making an AI ballad about 9/11
woke is back on the menu
a mcdonald 's buffalo chicken sandwich is on a yellow and white wrapper
Alt: a mcdonald 's mcrib sandwich
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
woke is back on the menu
[synth goes doo-doo-doody-doo]
November 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
[synth goes doo-doo-doody-doo]
who's gonna make the reality intrudes bot
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
who's gonna make the reality intrudes bot
hey @schumer.senate.gov i fuckin hate your guts lol
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
hey @schumer.senate.gov i fuckin hate your guts lol
eat shit landlords
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
eat shit landlords
got my lib out bag ready to go
November 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
got my lib out bag ready to go
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Woke up today to the news
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Woke up today to the news
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my name is not richard
it's dick
it's dick
November 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
my name is not richard
it's dick
it's dick
we got him
November 4, 2025 at 12:29 PM
we got him
i don't have any alts
November 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM
i don't have any alts
most of my best jokes go unnoticed, it's a curse really
i wonder if they actually buried him in a fresh set of clothes or just said "eh, it'll be fine" and closed him up in the box as is
November 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
most of my best jokes go unnoticed, it's a curse really
i don't care who the fuck you are, no one and i mean no one should get multiple continents named after them
i'm just gonna go ahead and say it, amerigo vespucci is way overrated
November 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
i don't care who the fuck you are, no one and i mean no one should get multiple continents named after them
turning the clock back to saturday so i don't have to work tomorrow
November 3, 2025 at 7:13 AM
turning the clock back to saturday so i don't have to work tomorrow
charles entertainment skircle
November 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
charles entertainment skircle