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you know, the more i hear about this jeffrey epstein fella, the less i care for him
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
why did these fucking weirdos email each other all the time lol
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
geoff epstain
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
elvis presley fucked kids and his music sucked shit
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
abolish:

ice
icebreakers
the monarchy
country music
the manfred runner
rhyming self with shelf
ticketmaster
crypto
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
let me know what you think, in the comments
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
hello carcass my old friend
it's time to make some stock again
November 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
AURORA BOREALIS
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
the dumbest motherfucker ever: hey let's put our rotisserie chickens in bags now
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Iron Sky
Kung Fury
FDR: American Badass
TMNT 2: The Secret Of The Ooze
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
it should be illegal for youtube to try to ask me to pay for it
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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my Edmund Fitzgerald was a Great Lakes freighter for 17 years. i walked with her load of iron ore, twenty-six thousand tons more than she weighed empty. you wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina when the gales of November come early.

i miss her terribly.
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
i don't want to follow chuck schumer, but i do want to get there first when it's time to dunk on him
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
he's running
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
good morning and happy 11/9, or as they call it in europe, 9/11
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
very excited that it is finally leave the oven door open after you're done cooking to help heat the house season
November 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
my fingers are fat so i accidentally typed "fucka" instead of fucks and google autocorrect changed it to "fuckaas"
November 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
i don't know how to use a yo-yo
November 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
man i wish pod would save me right about now
November 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
lowkey kinda pissed that i didn't think of making an AI ballad about 9/11
November 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
woke is back on the menu
a mcdonald 's buffalo chicken sandwich is on a yellow and white wrapper
Alt: a mcdonald 's mcrib sandwich
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
[synth goes doo-doo-doody-doo]
November 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
who's gonna make the reality intrudes bot
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
hey @schumer.senate.gov i fuckin hate your guts lol
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM