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BIXLEE, gobble gobble 🦃🦃 bank of america
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he's running
goatse - spread the word
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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got my lib out bag ready to go
a bunch of dem buttons from the 90s
November 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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updated for the masses
Venn diagram with three overlapping circles labeled “Boy Band Song,” “Charlie Kirk,” and “Clayton Kershaw bobblehead.” The overlaps are labeled as follows: between “Boy Band Song” and “Clayton Kershaw bobblehead” it says “End of the road”; between “Charlie Kirk” and “Clayton Kershaw bobblehead” it says “Flexible Neck”; between “Boy Band Song” and “Charlie Kirk” it says “Bye Bye Bye”; and in the center where all three overlap, it says “Dick in a box.”
October 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
bixlee.bsky.social
why do these guys look like duck tales henchmen
still image taken from a viral video of a maga supporter taunting protesters and then falling on his face. this image is of the man derisively yelling something. he’s a white man in his 60s with sunglasses and very short hair.
October 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
bixlee.bsky.social
i love two things: outlaw country and the law
October 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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some
bixlee's skircle of all-stars
October 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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honestly chuck would probably just write a strongly worded letter, now is not the time for wood
how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
October 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
bixlee.bsky.social
idk but i have frequent dreams where i lose teeth and then just put them back in and hope no one notices
funniest way you lost a tooth as a kid?
October 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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old / occasionally / a large medical software company located just outside of madison wisconsin
a/s/l
October 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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absolutely
titties?
October 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
bixlee.bsky.social
oh cool i cant wait to not fuckin do this
discord is probably trying to get me to "intro" or whatever and wants to install some ai bullshit for fake coins that don't do shit
October 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
bixlee.bsky.social
NO RINGS
the goatse time magazine cover titled AMERICA'S BORDER weirdly there is no ring
October 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
bixlee.bsky.social
today's house cleaning soundtrack
jane child don't wanna fall in love vinyl maxi single
October 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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yes this is definitely real
lyric sheet for tears in heaven 2 by taylor swift
October 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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oh great just what i fucking needed
Gavin Newsome followed you back - 24s
October 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
bixlee.bsky.social
im here u fuckaas bitch
tcby frozen yogurt
September 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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im here u fuckaas bitch
rax - fast food with style
September 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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LIBERTY UNIVERSITY GAY SEX COMMAND CENTER
September 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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im here u fuckaas bitch
red owl minneapolis, mn - central and university - 1976
September 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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airplanes are fucking woke
a diagram detailing an airplane's anti-ice system
September 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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what the fuuuuuck
a list of everyone marthapearce55 is blocking and it's only 13 posts total
September 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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this is what they call salad in the midwest
google image search for snickers salad, its like a caramel apple salad with snickers on it or something
September 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
bixlee.bsky.social
noooooooooooo

what did i do
marthapearce55.bsky.social user blocking you
September 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
bixlee.bsky.social
a goatse donut or cake or something that says happy b-day
September 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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oh my god what is that man doing to his anus
September 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM